The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

January 14th, 2013 // 122 Comments

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty and clever, we’re going to post photos of Lady GaGa bending over and ripping her pants which is probably the most sophisticated form of comedy there is. I wore a top hat the whole time.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Kate Hudson 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    benny
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    dat ass

  2. Tina Fey 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    benny
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    so thick

  3. Amanda Seyfried 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    It kinda looks like whomever did her makeup fucked up the forehead area. Looks splotchy.

  4. Kaley Cuoco 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Unknown
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    @dcougar lol I was just thinking that!

  5. Amy Adams 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    She looks like a mermaid.

  6. Sarah Hyland 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    @Irene YeahYeah +1

  7. Salma Hayek 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    Is something wrong with Salma Hayek’s ass. Why that look?

  8. Salma Hayek 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    Something’s definitely up her ass. She IS suffering!

  9. Sarah Hyland 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    cutthecrap
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    She looks like she’s at a Toddlers and Tiaras pageant.

  10. George Clooney Stacy Keibler 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Han Solo
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    Nice wonk eye.

    I’ve seen her in person at work, nothing special. The girls in marketing and PR were hotter than her.

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