And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty and clever, we’re going to post photos of Lady GaGa bending over and ripping her pants which is probably the most sophisticated form of comedy there is. I wore a top hat the whole time.
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Why does she always smile like that??? I saw a movie of hers recently and she’s really cute and charming. She should try showing some teeth!
She has the grin of a woman who has exclusive access to a big one.
Are her boobs super-high or does that dress just droop super-low? It’s like an optical illusion. I can’t tell what’s going on.
Those tits are looking a little tired fraulein.
I suspect Vulcan ancestry.
We’ve forgotten about that accidental landing strip viewing a few weeks ago.
Really, we’ve put it completely out of our minds.
That’s nice.
Her face is looking quite different. I wonder if she’s had some “work”.
There’s the cutest one of the bunch.
Love her to bits! :D
Very unfortunate choice of lipstick.
Sweet Jesus, with those ears she really does look like one of the Keibler elves.
Julia Roberts, Rosario Dawson and Anne Hathaway… all beautiful until they smile.
He looks like Hugh Heffner.
I won’t be graphic,but I see that face and think of one thing.
She’s a total butterface.
What the fuck did she do to her hair??? Awful.
Ew.
She’s like Selena Gomez. They will look like hot 20 year olds when they are 50.
If only there wasn’t so much crazy behind those eyes.
Just a few short years away from Sarah Jessica Parker territory.
She’s come along quite nicely since her American Idol days.
It’s bad when Mayim Bialik looks hotter than you from the neck up.
Tats look so classy with evening gowns.
I think she look spectacular, especially for a woman I don’t find particularly attractive.
She’s the purtiest truck stop waitress in the whole wide world!
How does she that dressed up but forget to wash her hair?
Those Golden Globes have seen better days.
Nice to see her boobs finally come in.
That dress is trying hard to give her some boobage.
I always thought it was the other one who had bigger boobs.
She looks frightened and she’s frightening me.
Permanently dislocated jaw.
When did they start inviting Bush Babies to these things?
TINA FEY was goddamn hot in that other dress.
She has curvy hips, and the camera panned around to her big ass on stage.
hot as fuck. Sit on my face and talk nerdy to me.
She’s not unattractive but she’s incredibly nondescript, isn’t she?
That dude should play The Joker in the new reboot
looks like Clooney brought his beard again.
She’s a very pretty gal. I’m sure some drag queen talked her into that make up telling her she’ll look fierce.
caught a glimpse of The Hamm
oh no, he is turning into hugh hef. he looks sleazy, never thought it until this pic. i can see it now, he will have a new 20something on his arm in 3, 5, 7 and 9yrs. why cant he just settle with someone and be happy not look for all the young models
who the fuck is this?
Not sure what you guys see, but they are a beautiful couple.
She looks like a hobbit version of mila kunis
… and then, Jodie Foster woke up.
let’s stop with the nonsense that she’s hot
Helen Bonham Carter looks great these days!
That’s a long way to go to get a free dress from Vivenne Westwood.
LOVE the dress.
could she be more ethnic? this outfit and hairdo scream “I’m a Mexican!”
hair and dress are unattractive. she also is too skinny all of the sudden. her face is gorgeous with a little bit more plumpness to it. or maybe it’s just the heinous hairstyle…
he looks tired.
she looks so stupid. I’m getting to where I can’t stand this phony bee-otch. i hope she goes away.