The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty and clever, we’re going to post photos of Lady GaGa bending over and ripping her pants which is probably the most sophisticated form of comedy there is. I wore a top hat the whole time.

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