The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 19th, 2011 // 187 Comments

Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people looking fancy and then Paz de la Huerta who I feel entirely confident saying is dead. She died.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
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    Bite the head off a bat, Kelly. It did wonders for your old mans career.

  2. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    Two paper shopping bags please. Keep a lead-lined bag available as an emergency back-up, though. Body is a nine+, face is like a can of smacked arseholes.

  3. David Boreanaz Emmys
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    Token male content.

  4. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Balou
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    Every time I see this chick I’m reminded of that “Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?” line from “Never Been Kissed.”

  5. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Balou
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    Who’s her makeup artist? Greg Nicotero?

  6. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
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    I cannot, for the life of me, find the neck bolts!

  7. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Marcelle
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    Paz de la Ouch.

  8. Katie Holmes Emmys
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    The de-closetedmidgetization process is doing wonders.

  9. Kate Winslet Emmys
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    Sweet damn Jesus

  10. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    Do not want. Brings Boardwalk Empire to a screeching, wooden, trout-pouted halt every time she appears on screen. As if that wreck of a show neeeded it.

  11. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
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    Want, and I still don’t know why.

  12. Sofia Vergara Emmys
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    Howja call it when you motorboat an ass?

  13. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt Emmys
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    Props to him for sticking to the plain chick. So far.

  14. Katie Holmes Emmys
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    I’m almost recovering Gift-era hopes. Almost.

  15. Kate Winslet Emmys
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    She has amazing curves.

  16. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
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    Yeap, job. There was nothing wrong with her flatlands version, but this ain’t half bad either.

  17. Julie Bowen Emmys
    Adrienne
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    Hate the dress. In this pic I think she might too.

  18. Kate Winslet Emmys
    Adrienne
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    Hot dress. Not so crazy about her trashing Titanic all the time.

  19. Katie Holmes Emmys
    Adrienne
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    She’s a beautiful girl. I agree that the dress is unflattering. But she’s still radiant in the pic.

  20. Sofia Vergara Emmys
    Adrienne
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    The dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Julianna Margulies Emmys
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    Yeah, I’m surprised she still gets acting work too.

  22. Minka Kelly Emmys
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    ‘I’m poopin’!

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