The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 19th, 2011 // 187 Comments

Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people looking fancy and then Paz de la Huerta who I feel entirely confident saying is dead. She died.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Katie Holmes Emmys
    anonym
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    katie is looking really happy and cute here.

    she must be happy to be out of the house, rather than locked up in it

  2. Sofia Vergara Emmys
    journalschism
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    Tranny Face!
    You got the cutest little Tranny Face.
    There’s not another who can take your place, Tranny face…

  3. Julianna Margulies Emmys
    journalschism
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    I knew puss blister dresses would be in this year.

  4. Minka Kelly Emmys
    journalschism
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    Jeter must’ve withdrew her style as well as his dick from her.

  5. Julia Stiles Emmys
    journalschism
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    Mad ’cause she caught three flats.

  6. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    journalschism
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    “There’s no escaping this planet Captain Kirk…”

  7. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
    journalschism
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    She looks like that chick in high school that blew every guy but me.

  8. Katie Holmes Emmys
    journalschism
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    “Alright you 6 foot tall and up men whose d*cks harden at the sight of female genitalia and worship a semi-sane religion, meet in the ladies bathroom.”

  9. Julie Bowen Emmys
    Mike
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    Where’s Nina Dobrev? You should’ve seen that ass at the red carpet. Definitely in my top 10.

  10. Julie Bowen Emmys
    egg solo
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    I wonder if she used one of those little, round band-aids to keep her belly button penis in for the night.

  11. Julie Bowen Emmys
    Mwaddams
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    I love her. Every time i see her I picture her in Happy Gilmore pseudo topless holding two steins of beer.

    • Holy shit, I completely forgot about that being her! Well done. She’s great though, hilarious and cute. I saw her on a late night show once being interviewed, she was all hyper and loud-mouthed, it was actually endearing.

  12. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
    TomFrank
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    She does not spell her first name with a z. Here’s a fun way to remember: Elisabeth Moss spells it with an S…as in Scientology.

  13. David Boreanaz Emmys
    TomFrank
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    That’s gotta be the worst awards-show haircut since Tommy Lee Jones showed up at the Oscars with his head shaved bald for a role.

  14. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Kill it with the Cerulean Fire of Oblivion.

  15. Rachael Taylor Annie Ilonzeh Minka Kelly Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    An IQ of 10 shared between them

  16. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    Did she drive to the Emmy’s with the top down?

  17. Minka Kelly Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Ok, she was either going for Grandma circa 1960′s shotgun weddding or Norman Bates’ mother during the early abusive years.

  18. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    Ol’ Obama lips.

  19. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Looks like she just spotted Stiles. Bitch fight in 3…2….1…

  20. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
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    Poor girl. You would think that they would have a side door or something.

  21. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Oh that is the new shade of the season! Corpse a la Carrion. So very postmortem chic!

  22. Julianna Margulies Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Me thinks one of those bubbles on her wrap dress just went POP.

  23. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Some genius commented a few days back, Mr. Burns in drag. Now its all I can see.

  24. Julia Stiles Emmys
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    She knows, she knows.

  25. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Her eyes are telling Stiles, “Bitch, you and me, ladies room, 10 minutes before intermission. Get ready for the pain.”

  26. David Boreanaz Emmys
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    This is right before Carl kills Doyle.

  27. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Turn that head 45 degrees towards the Fox logo and we’re good.

  28. Julia Stiles Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Pre-ladies bathroom beat down, Stiles vs. Carpenter. 10 bucks on Carpenter. Her eyes tell me she’ll fight dirty.

  29. Sofia Vergara Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Ok, 90′s reference. Full on Monet. The further I get, the better she looks. At 20x magnification, I see Hell.

  30. Minka Kelly Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    (Old crone voice) “Norman…come get this award….DO IT NOW!! You’ve been a very naughty boy, Norman!!” (smacking sounds and whimpers…)

  31. David Boreanaz Emmys
    Lolli-Pop
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    Come on, give the dude a break. Its obvious his toddler gave him a free buzz while he was napping.

  32. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    Nik
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    This is one celebrity surgery that is actually quite an improvement!

  33. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    dali
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    aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
    my eyes are bleeding! my eyes are bleeding!!! make it go away! Take it away!!!

  34. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    dali
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    what is this?

  35. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    dali
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    oh my god… Stop acting like such a fucking whore!

  36. Sofia Vergara Emmys
    dali
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    She should only ever be photographed from behind.

  37. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    dali
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    Another woman who should only ever be photographed from behind.

  38. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
    HITLER
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    She’s got the face of a Beluga whale.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  39. Minka Kelly Emmys
    Mike
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    I smell anorexia.

  40. Julianna Margulies Emmys
    tlmck
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    The top half of that dress is a lamp shade from IKEA. The bottom half is a table cloth sold the next aisle over.

  41. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    tlmck
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    Both of the Jenner girls after mama uses them up. By then she will be pimpin’ the grandkids.

  42. Minka Kelly Emmys
    tlmck
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    She needs to shave that stache.

  43. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    tlmck
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    Blow jobs are bad for the lipstick.

  44. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Fran
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    And now ugly has a name.

  45. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
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    Dear Mr Burns,
    it’s called bangs. Try them on sometimes.
    I am just not that into liver spots anymore.

    Sincerely,
    Jebus

  46. Kate Winslet Emmys
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    Why am I suddenly craving tuna?

  47. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    Well, at least she has hips, which is more than you can say for most of these.

  48. Julia Stiles Emmys
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    Bland as white bread.

  49. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    Obeah at the Emmys. The dead have arisen!

  50. Sofia Vergara Emmys
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    The wabbit in wed!

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