The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 19th, 2011 // 187 Comments

Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people looking fancy and then Paz de la Huerta who I feel entirely confident saying is dead. She died.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Kate Winslet Emmys
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    Edible.

  2. Sofia Vergara Emmys
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    Make me die in a Winslet-Vergara collision.

  3. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
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    I’m typically againts surgery but this I’ll take.

  4. Julianna Margulies Emmys
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    The dress doubles as a Sheen-size Martini glass.

  5. Kate Winslet Emmys
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    Oh yes.

  6. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    People typically look deader the paler they are, but this chick somehow pulls off the exact opposite effect.

  7. Sofia Vergara Emmys
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    I don’t care how much makeup or layers of spanx are involved. She’s looks HOT!

  8. Julianna Margulies Emmys
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    “I would like to thank m… shit I left the veal in the oven!!!”

  9. David Boreanaz Emmys
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    the FUCK is that haircut

  10. Minka Kelly Emmys
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    I don’t know what’ss going on here but I endorse it.
    And by “it” I mean dat ass.
    I be subtle like that.

  11. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    ShoddyCursive
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    This has got to be one of the weirdest human beings I’ve ever seen. What is wrong with her face???

  12. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
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    If that actually is a boob job, I admire her restraint.
    I lurv me some foul-mouthed Dexter baby sis anyway.

  13. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet Emmys
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    This is way better than pr0n and trust me, I know mah sujject matta.

  14. David Boreanaz Emmys
    Molly
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    Don’t the stooges generally travel in 3′s?

  15. Dan

    She is so incredibly yummy.

  16. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Tommy
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    This thing is a gross thing.

  17. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
    SIN
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    looking good but you can just start to see her moms face showing up. Doesn’t matter what it looks like in the dark.

  18. Minka Kelly Emmys
    SIN
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    AHH!!! That shit felt good. Glad I don’t have to pay for these dresses.

  19. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Mark
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    She’ll always be the trashy skank who gave Sam Rockwell a handjob in “Choke” to me.

  20. Schmidtler

    I would ride her like a stolen moped.

  21. Sofia Vergara Emmys
    markymark
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    I can’t stop seeing her looking like axel rose with out makeup now tho :( damn u internet!

  22. Julie Bowen Emmys
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    You know, for a skinny chick with a pacemaker and kids, she’s doable.

  23. Kate Winslet Emmys
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    “Paint me, Jack … paint me like one of your French ladies.”

  24. Katie Holmes Emmys
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    I’d love to see this chick all nasty and grunged up instead of trying to look like the winner of the I Look The Most Like A JCPenney Mannequin contest

  25. Sofia Vergara Emmys
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    Look, she farted out an Emmy statue!

  26. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
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    I think she still has pillow case creases on her face.

  27. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
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    “Fuck me, fuck fuck fuck, so I got fuckin’ face fuckin’ tits. So fuckin’ what?”

  28. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
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    I think that’s the only skin she has that isn’t inked up with some retarded tattoo

  29. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet Emmys
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    Did she get her haircut at Supercuts?

  30. Julie Bowen Emmys
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    Yum. Side boobage.

  31. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
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    Now there’s a head made for soccer.

  32. bitingontinfoil

    It was scary watching her going up to get her award. Seems she was held up all the way there and while leaving the podium. She looked ill! No wonder she changed her dress for the 2nd half.

  33. David Boreanaz Emmys
    Obi Wan Kenobi
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    Aurora Borealis

  34. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Melissa
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    Don’t worry, she’ll Amy Winehouse herself soon. What’s the over/under on a year/year and a half?

  35. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    cc
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    I assume she was there dressed in her costume for a show where she’s credited as ‘The Undead Person Hidden in the Closet’?

  36. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
    cc
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    The only people who think she’s hot grew up jerking off to Barney Rubble.

  37. Julia Stiles Emmys
    um ok
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    WHERE IS HER MOUTH???

  38. Minka Kelly Emmys
    cc
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    The non plus ultra of faces.

  39. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet Emmys
    cc
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    Please don’t anyone use the phrase ‘girl on girl’ here….there’s only so much I can handle in my head at one time.

  40. Katie Holmes Emmys
    cc
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    The spirit depleting spell appears to be wearing off. Time for Tom to indulge on one of those fucked up ceremonies again.

  41. Jennifer Carpenter Emmys
    cc
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    She looks quite lovely.

  42. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    kpatra
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    she looks like she wants to eat all our brains.

  43. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    cc
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    Hmmm, her make up job is somewhat less appealing than a chocolate pie in the face.

  44. Elizabeth Moss Emmys
    kpatra
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    stunning dress.

  45. Katie Holmes Emmys
    Tracey
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    My belt is from 1979, my hair is from 2nd grade and Tom sewed my dress himself!

  46. kpatra

    were there not more than eight people at this awards show?

  47. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Tracey
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    Hre dress pulling “come hither” look makes me want to go eat some carrots for some reason.

  48. Kelly Osbourne Emmys
    Audrey Jo
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    I think she made it this tima. I seriously love her nowadays figure, the sophisticated make up, the skin is looking healthy – and I even dig the grayish-burgundih hair color on her ( i used to hate the yellow blond on her complexion)

  49. Paz De La Huerta Emmys
    Casey
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    I will never understand how some guys find this creature hot.

  50. Katie Holmes Emmys
    Audrey Jo
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    Oh, girl. It´s so casual and sad, that reminds the top and quick up-do I get to clean-up my house. I feel like kidnapping her and taking her to a girls night out here, Brazil.

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