Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people looking fancy and then Paz de la Huerta who I feel entirely confident saying is dead. She died.
Photos: Getty
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Edible.
Make me die in a Winslet-Vergara collision.
I’m typically againts surgery but this I’ll take.
The dress doubles as a Sheen-size Martini glass.
Oh yes.
People typically look deader the paler they are, but this chick somehow pulls off the exact opposite effect.
I don’t care how much makeup or layers of spanx are involved. She’s looks HOT!
“I would like to thank m… shit I left the veal in the oven!!!”
the FUCK is that haircut
I don’t know what’ss going on here but I endorse it.
And by “it” I mean dat ass.
I be subtle like that.
This has got to be one of the weirdest human beings I’ve ever seen. What is wrong with her face???
If that actually is a boob job, I admire her restraint.
I lurv me some foul-mouthed Dexter baby sis anyway.
This is way better than pr0n and trust me, I know mah sujject matta.
Don’t the stooges generally travel in 3′s?
She is so incredibly yummy.
This thing is a gross thing.
looking good but you can just start to see her moms face showing up. Doesn’t matter what it looks like in the dark.
AHH!!! That shit felt good. Glad I don’t have to pay for these dresses.
She’ll always be the trashy skank who gave Sam Rockwell a handjob in “Choke” to me.
I would ride her like a stolen moped.
I can’t stop seeing her looking like axel rose with out makeup now tho :( damn u internet!
You know, for a skinny chick with a pacemaker and kids, she’s doable.
“Paint me, Jack … paint me like one of your French ladies.”
I’d love to see this chick all nasty and grunged up instead of trying to look like the winner of the I Look The Most Like A JCPenney Mannequin contest
Look, she farted out an Emmy statue!
I think she still has pillow case creases on her face.
“Fuck me, fuck fuck fuck, so I got fuckin’ face fuckin’ tits. So fuckin’ what?”
I think that’s the only skin she has that isn’t inked up with some retarded tattoo
Did she get her haircut at Supercuts?
Yum. Side boobage.
Slapjackage more like it.
Now there’s a head made for soccer.
It was scary watching her going up to get her award. Seems she was held up all the way there and while leaving the podium. She looked ill! No wonder she changed her dress for the 2nd half.
Aurora Borealis
Don’t worry, she’ll Amy Winehouse herself soon. What’s the over/under on a year/year and a half?
I assume she was there dressed in her costume for a show where she’s credited as ‘The Undead Person Hidden in the Closet’?
The only people who think she’s hot grew up jerking off to Barney Rubble.
WHERE IS HER MOUTH???
The non plus ultra of faces.
Please don’t anyone use the phrase ‘girl on girl’ here….there’s only so much I can handle in my head at one time.
The spirit depleting spell appears to be wearing off. Time for Tom to indulge on one of those fucked up ceremonies again.
She looks quite lovely.
she looks like she wants to eat all our brains.
Hmmm, her make up job is somewhat less appealing than a chocolate pie in the face.
stunning dress.
My belt is from 1979, my hair is from 2nd grade and Tom sewed my dress himself!
Mysoginist: a man who hates women almost as much as they hate each other.
So completely true. An exboyfriend said to me one time “Women don’t dress for men, they dress for other women”
were there not more than eight people at this awards show?
Hre dress pulling “come hither” look makes me want to go eat some carrots for some reason.
I think she made it this tima. I seriously love her nowadays figure, the sophisticated make up, the skin is looking healthy – and I even dig the grayish-burgundih hair color on her ( i used to hate the yellow blond on her complexion)
I will never understand how some guys find this creature hot.
Oh, girl. It´s so casual and sad, that reminds the top and quick up-do I get to clean-up my house. I feel like kidnapping her and taking her to a girls night out here, Brazil.