Do I even need to write anything?
Despite honoring the star of Little Fockers with a Cecil B. DeMille Award, playing the music on Pacino, and nominating The Tourist as a comedy just so Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie would show up, The 68th Annual Golden Globes still managed to attract 98% of Hollywood last night and no one saw fit to rob their houses. On top of that, Aaron Sorkin won Best Screenplay for basically adapting a book into The Social Network over the entirely original Inception, so excuse me if I want to gloss over the entire event by focusing solely on January Jones’ cleavage parade because it’s not a three-hour long farce. Although I’d still watch if it was even though I can’t seem to separate her from Betty Draper. No, really, I half-expected icicles to shoot out of her nipples on the red carpet which is how I’ve always interpreted the character. A 1960s Jennifer Aniston if you will.
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WTF? Why do Brad Pitt and Christian Bale look like shit? They’re among my top 5 insanely-hot-guys-i-want-to-do-bad-things-to list. At least Ryan Reynolds still looks foine.
they look like shit bc of a little thing called jealousy. haters gonn hate.
And Lumen seems to have packed on a few. She usually looks like skeletor. Always had fat fingers though.
So natalie portman acknowledged mila kunis in her acceptance speech and called her mila “sweet lips” kunis.
i wonder which lips she was talking about???
Jesus Christ called and he wants his mojo back
pretty…
….but looking rather sad. Not at all the gay divorcee.
Still looks like a tranny.
ass: nonexistent.
Fuck off ya jealous BBW bitch. I’d eat that ass with a dirty spoon any day of the week, and so would ever non-black non-gay male the world over.
Jeez Cash, on MLK day? Really?
Tranny McChuby
And the winner of the Ginger Globes award goes to…
love the look…
what’s with the extra long t-shirt, and that awful awful hair color?? I loved her as a red head.
Just For Men called. They said next time either dye or shave the goat. And by goat they didn’t mean Angelina. This time.
I think he could still pull off the Newsies outfit…
making the most of that low crack (also useful as a plumber)
well at least he washed his hair
You have got to be kidding that you think Inception is a better script than Social Network. One’s a masterpiece and the other is gibberish. The right script won.
Correcto, Dobbs. Even though I enjoy contorted science fiction more than the average bear, Inception was poorly done with faux gravitas. The Social Network was entertaining AND with dynamite dialog.
his teeth are incredible
snooki
so this is WITHOUT botox?
WHO put her in this??
How did a movie in which none of it’s actors were nominated for *anything* deserve to win Best Movie? The production team basically awarded itself, which is essentially what the Golden Globes is all about anyway.
Jervais was fucking spot-on all night, and worth tivo’ing this hot mess. If there was a single speech that didn’t touch on the inside joke that the Globes is a complete fucking farce, I must have missed it. No, wait… Sorkin was his usual ass kissing self, and even went so far as to insult the audience and the average person at home.
The article stated: “Despite honoring the star of Little Fockers with a Cecil B. DeMille Award,.. On top of that, Aaron Sorkin won Best Screenplay for basically adapting a book into The Social Network over the entirely original Inception” (Blinks) Are you 12-years-old? Is “Little Fockers” really all that you know about Robert DeNiro? If so…sad, Dude, sad. And by the way, “Inception” isn’t ‘entirely’ original. The premise is based on a 1984 film titled “Dreamscape,” starring Dennis Quaid. In “Dreamscape,” these gifted people went into the dreams of those suffering from chronic nightmares and helped, or attempted to help, them face the horror in their dreams so they could get on with their lives. Of course, one of them was a sadist who got off on making the dreams worse, and caused the death of several people. Dennis Quaid was very gifted. It was up to him to stop the bad guy/sadist, who was paid to enter into the President’s dream and kill him. it’s a wonderful film. You should rent it sometime.
Oh wow. I’m pretty sure he knows who DeNiro is. I mean, we all remember ‘Godsend’ and ‘Hide and Seek’. Also, I watched Dreamscape a ton of times when I was younger, and your comment is nonsense. Just because two movies share a common plot thread doesn’t mean one is ‘based’ on the other any more any comic book movie or romantic comedy is based on every other comic book movie or romantic comedy because they all have a costumed hero or quirky-nice-klutzy-yet-secretly-beautiful-heroine-who-would-get-they-guy-if-not-for-that-misunderstanding-oh-she-got-him-anyway.
More and more plastic :|
is she wearing ANY makeup??
I see some lip gloss. Maybe a lick of mascara.
Did Britney have a makeover?
you ask for a “Cheaper Look”?
……………….just impossible, folks!!
Oh! So *that* is why it’s called “Golden Globes”!
Looks like an angel! This chick is so underrated – she is hotter than ScarJo and Blake Lively put together!
Like always, there’re winners and losers and ‘the winner takes it all’ or ‘another bites the dust’. Most at the time you can count down on your fingers who’s going to win. But it would be nice to see an ‘underdog’ winning for once.
OMG, January Jones looked stunning. Face, cleavage the whole works. Almost compensated for the dreadful broadcast and BS selections.
She certainly has some golden globes.
Isn’t she a stunner indeed. The opposite to Jersey Shore cast!
Agreed. I know the name but I don’t know why… I guess I need to watch more TV. Great rack tho…
Face is underwhelming. I hate her nose.
January Jones is perfect looking.
sweet armpit vagina, Betty D
It’s almost like the ‘underdog’ doesn’t exist!? And that’s why the ‘winner’ gets most of the time the votes…
I can’t begin to understand why a movie about fucking facebook was even made.
Kind of pathetic to take turns on a young boy with serious issues …
It’s like a 16 year old hacker taking serious because of his ‘political’ motivations…
It’s because he is a fat cat JEW!
I think you’re on to something.
This is the face of someone who’s thinking, “EVERYONE is f*cking Bombshell McGee.”
She needs to let that shit wear off completely
“You look like hammered dog shit.”
“Don’t talk that way to me!”
“I apologize, you look like regular shit.”
Am I crazy to think he looks better as a psychopathic businessman?
Aaaahhh….she brought out the “Pre-Divorce Tits” tonight.
Who invited carrot top to the GG?
Psssst….! Boo!
She looks like a chubby 8 year old slut with implants and access to her mom’s high heels
where’s kermit?
shaun white looks awful.
win
it’s nice that her stylist thought to dye her to match her dress.
I LOVE THEM!!!! SOOOOOOOO ADORABLE
What did you get your doctorate in, inappropriate capitalization?
What’s the point of her even showing up if she’s not going to show off those glorious marshmallows.
The dress avoids dropping any popcorn during the show
ew I could never understand the appeal.
The dress is merging – Avatar like – with her hair.
EW!
Don’t worry Cinderella, you WILL go to the ball!