The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 23rd, 2013 // 193 Comments

We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral Sensation Daughter To Work Day, Icehilda: Queen Of The Dead, Cannibalism, Bitch!, and Harumph The Homely Ghost.

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  1. Anna Gunn 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    JC
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    Rowr. I’d like to take my pink Mustang through her A-1 Car Wash.

  2. Aaron Paul Lauren Parsekian Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    The Dude
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    BITCH!

  3. Lena Dunham 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Lena stuns in this lovely Tea Cozy by Crate & Barrel.

  4. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    HORSEY RIDE DADDY!! HORSEY RIDE!

  5. Claire Danes 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    ruckus
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    My So-Called Tits

  6. Maria Menounos 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    BAM!

  7. Amy Poehler 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    bpsoup
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    That’s Amy Poehler

  8. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    joe
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    When I flipped to this picture, the temperature in my office dropped 15 degrees and I heard a little boy crying in the distance.

  9. Bryan Cranston 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    joe
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    Say. My. Name.

  10. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    joe
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    He’s not banging her, he’s fighting off the unicorn.

  11. Amy Poehler 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Modest garb on the red carpet. It’s always a shocker.

  12. Leslie Mann 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Interesting

  13. Alyson Hannigan 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    NO

  14. Julianne Hough 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    ITOLDYOU
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    DAMN SHE”S FINE!!!!

  15. Anna Faris 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    It’s as if someone stabbed me in the eyes with daffodils.

  16. Julianne Hough 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Inner Retard
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    Other than soliciting future sugar daddies with that dress why was she there?! Wait, I just answered my own question.

  17. Julianne Hough 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Yeah, I guess I understand why there are so many photos here of this gal. She’s pretty & you can see her thighs.

  18. Morena Baccarin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Good heavens! Did she make it through the ceremony without going into labor?

  19. Julianne Hough 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    taylor swifts tampon string
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    very close to perfection right there

  20. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Yes…thank U.

  21. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    JC
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    I watched “X-Men: First Class” for the first time over the weekend. You get used to her as bitchy Betty in Mad Men, but then when you see her “act” in something else, you start to realize the full depth of her icy crapitude.

  22. Lena Dunham 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    What the hell….I like it. If “quirky” is the only thing going for you then work that angle good n hard.

  23. Julianne Hough 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Back 2 Ms GreenThighs

  24. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    *puts on sweater*

  25. Maria Menounos 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The curves & the necklace combo makes one a little dizzy..

  26. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Twerkin’ on dad.

  27. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Inner Retard
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    Your career is officially over when you’re the first they ask to be an ice sculpture at the Emmys… and you accept.

  28. Claire Danes 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    They just aren’t perky enough for that neckline.

  29. Lena Dunham 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    CptCreep
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    Solo! Solo! Too Nakma Noya Solo!

  30. Julianne Hough 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    And we end here with the thighs. Seems appropriate.

  31. Jessica Pare 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Get your teeth fixed and maybe Don Draper would pay more attention to you!

  32. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Inner Retard
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    This is the last time I listened to you, dad! This chastity thong is riding up my ass.

  33. Maria Menounos 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    BAM
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    DATASS!

  34. Lena Dunham 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Hideous and hideously untalented.

  35. Morena Baccarin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Me: “No! Her beautiful body. Ruined! Why God? Why?”
    God: “Because I’m a dick.”
    Me: “Fair enough”

  36. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Don’t laugh at me, Jon. We’re not all gifted like you.

  37. Tina Fey 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    crb
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    Tina Fey has some big hips.

  38. Jane Krakowski 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    crb
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    That dress used to have a collar,

    -Until her chin whittled it off.

  39. Lena Dunham 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Girls
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    Kill it! Kill it with fire!

  40. Anna Gunn 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Milfonia, Queen of the Milfs. (Milves?)

  41. Carla Gugino 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    RRROWWRR!

  42. Alec Baldwin Ireland Baldwin 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Are there any more shots of Ireland? She looks great.

  43. Leslie Mann 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Is “hyperwould” a word?

  44. Lena Dunham 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    crb
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    Does this Japanese expressionist murder-parachute make my fat look fat?

  45. Julianna Margulies 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Fine wine.

  46. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “Where the married men at?”

  47. Alyson Hannigan 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Look at the slightly stiff posture – she’s definitley got her flute with her.

  48. January Jones 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    crb
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    YEAH?!! -Then, F**K YOU, TOO!!

    At least Catherine Keener has the stones to say it right to my face, you little *%^#*(&!!!

  49. Lena Dunham 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Grandma?

  50. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Hm, I wasn’t convinced about Plainwife before, but there’s some interesting below-neckline action going on here.

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