HIM: OhmygodjusttakethefuckingpictureIcantfeelmylegs.
HER: I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!
Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks‘ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings‘s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum looking awesome at random intervals. (That’s right, follow the sexy breadcrumbs. Follow them right into my trap…) As for who won, I dunno, L.A. Law? L.A. Law sounds right. That won.
Photos: Getty
Substance over style. Love her.
“And who are you wearing?”
“This dress is entirely woven from my negative thoughts. The dark swirls through the skirt are my recent regrets of motherhood.”
Garth Algar mouth
Wearing the latest from the Golden Girls collection.
“Mother….mother!”
“I told you Peter, NO CINNABON. You had a milkshake back at the food court an hour ago.”
nice hat
Annoying as hell.
She’s like that girl in high school that tries to impress everyone at the same time.
“Oh, Im just a girl who loves to makeout and watch sports that’s not afraid to burp!”
We get it.
These chicks get divorced, then they start showing their boobs all over the place.
(Praying for imminent news of Salma Hayek’s separation.)
Where’s the hood to cover the face?
looks better from this angle
She looks like gollum.
Credit for something a little offbeat. I do like the color.
The ink just ruins it. Too bad.
Va va voom!
don’t get it. what’s so good looking bout him?
dang emo katy perry.. you pale
Fembot
Behold the shit-eating grin of a man who can fuck anything at will.
Oh just stop it with the “little girl lost” routine. And while you’re at it, eat something. In fact, kill two birds with one stone: Five Guys has been known to put a smile on the face of one or two people.
Chihauhaufucksagreatdane says what?
“I can’t steal your husband, Jolie, but I CAN steal your film roles…”
“I just bought this smile on Ebay, I hope it suits me”. It doesn’t. Scary.
Always the bridesmaid or Frankenstein, never the bride
*of
I’m surprised at her cleavage, she usually dresses like a 7 year old
The dress is nice but that overlay thing is weird, looks old-lady
“My penis: Is it in you?”
She is such a bitch to wear heels.