The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 24th, 2012 // 170 Comments
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Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks‘ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings‘s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum looking awesome at random intervals. (That’s right, follow the sexy breadcrumbs. Follow them right into my trap…) As for who won, I dunno, L.A. Law? L.A. Law sounds right. That won.

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  1. Amy Poehler The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Substance over style. Love her.

  2. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “And who are you wearing?”
    “This dress is entirely woven from my negative thoughts. The dark swirls through the skirt are my recent regrets of motherhood.”

  3. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Garth Algar mouth

  4. Mayim Bialik The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    RobN
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    Wearing the latest from the Golden Girls collection.

  5. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “Mother….mother!”

    “I told you Peter, NO CINNABON. You had a milkshake back at the food court an hour ago.”

  6. Lena Headey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    LG
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    nice hat

  7. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Annoying as hell.

    She’s like that girl in high school that tries to impress everyone at the same time.

    “Oh, Im just a girl who loves to makeout and watch sports that’s not afraid to burp!”

    We get it.

  8. Amy Poehler The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    These chicks get divorced, then they start showing their boobs all over the place.

    (Praying for imminent news of Salma Hayek’s separation.)

  9. Mayim Bialik The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Where’s the hood to cover the face?

  10. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    looks better from this angle

  11. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Mustard
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    She looks like gollum.

  12. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Credit for something a little offbeat. I do like the color.

  13. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The ink just ruins it. Too bad.

  14. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Va va voom!

  15. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    ditta
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    don’t get it. what’s so good looking bout him?

  16. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    downwithmuffins
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    dang emo katy perry.. you pale

  17. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    LLBL
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    Fembot

  18. Jon Hamm The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    journalschism
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    Behold the shit-eating grin of a man who can fuck anything at will.

  19. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    journalschism
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    Oh just stop it with the “little girl lost” routine. And while you’re at it, eat something. In fact, kill two birds with one stone: Five Guys has been known to put a smile on the face of one or two people.

  20. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    journalschism
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    Chihauhaufucksagreatdane says what?

  21. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Kat
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    “I can’t steal your husband, Jolie, but I CAN steal your film roles…”

  22. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Alexggb
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    “I just bought this smile on Ebay, I hope it suits me”. It doesn’t. Scary.

  23. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Ladybear
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    Always the bridesmaid or Frankenstein, never the bride

  24. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Berta
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    I’m surprised at her cleavage, she usually dresses like a 7 year old

  25. Lena Headey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Berta
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    The dress is nice but that overlay thing is weird, looks old-lady

  26. Jon Hamm The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    KC
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    “My penis: Is it in you?”

  27. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    KC
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    She is such a bitch to wear heels.

  28. Amy Poehler The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    If the comedy stuff doesn’t work out, I see a bright future in elder porn for her.

  29. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    They’re remaking ‘The Coneheads’ movie? Why?

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