The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 24th, 2012 // 170 Comments
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HIM: OhmygodjusttakethefuckingpictureIcantfeelmylegs.
HER: I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!

Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks‘ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings‘s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum looking awesome at random intervals. (That’s right, follow the sexy breadcrumbs. Follow them right into my trap…) As for who won, I dunno, L.A. Law? L.A. Law sounds right. That won.

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  1. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “Is that raaaain?”

  2. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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    OH. She does have a face

  3. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    SIN
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    Firefly!!!

  4. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Brit
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    Yes, backstage hand, lowest rung on the ladder, I’m looking at you.

  5. Julianne Hough The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Brit
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    Even the breasts are bearded

  6. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Brit
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    It could be worse – she could still look like the 2011 Kelly Osborne.

  7. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The dress and the body deserve one another.

  8. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Brit
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    Thinks, “…Perhaps I too can land a half-decent movie director if I act all sullen like Kristen?…”

  9. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    AbRtFl
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    She’s gonna be in the Golden Girls reboot.

  10. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Brit
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    Him, “yep, John Hamm and I are part of that exclusive club.”
    Her, “yep.”

  11. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Senor Trout
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    Looks like someone got a ride in her hubby’s Formula 1 car to get to the Emmy’s on time.

  12. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Senor Trout
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    Amazing how much better she looks when she doesn’t have her buddies from Jabba’s palace all around.

  13. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Senor Trout
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    Whatever she’s smiling about, its definitely not her eye-liner.

  14. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    AbRtFl
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    Her sister Monica is hotter (and better actress)

  15. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    AbRtFl
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    Damn, what is she like 11 feet tall?

  16. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    AbRtFl
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    She even makes the dress look old.

  17. Julianne Hough The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    AbRtFl
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    Is she trying to break Mila Kunis record for going downhill fast?

  18. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    AbRtFl
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    Is this her Jon Hamm impersonation?

  19. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Brackakahn
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    Wow

  20. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Corpse bride look. That’s her go to fashion persona and it suits her so well.

  21. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Gary Grant
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    A potential Bavarian cream pie.

  22. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Gary Grant
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    The power to send one’s turtle back into its shell.

  23. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Gary Grant
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    Channeling Ann B Davis.

  24. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Gary Grant
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    Her boobs were bigger in Your Highness. Still love her.

  25. Julianne Hough The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Gary Grant
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    She gained weight after dating Seacrest. Weight looks good on her. I think he wants her to be a strapping young man, err woman.

  26. Jessica Pare The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Gary Grant
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    All I see are boobs. Pay no attention to the gold grill.

  27. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Gary Grant
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    So pretty and did a great job on V.

  28. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    seriouslynow
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    Surely Jon’s massive Hamm can find a better piece than that. She looks like she should be a Fox News anchor with that offensive face.

  29. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    vandinz
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    Why the fuck was this munter there?

  30. Peter Dinklage Erica Schmidt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    vandinz
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    Awwe, he thinks he’s real people.

  31. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    edamame
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    Did you happen to see that giant diamond ring she was wearing?

  32. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    cc
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    I love women who look like they are a fraction of a second away from planting a knife in your chest.

  33. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    cc
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    Time to switch gears Dario, this one’s lost it.

  34. Tina Fey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    cc
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    Best I’ve seen her look.

  35. Julianne Hough The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    cc
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    Hey, everyone, let’s look old-timey!

  36. Lena Headey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    cc
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    Geez, she’s a pretty one.

  37. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Absolutely gorgeous.

  38. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    cc
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    “I am glad it’s a cool day, otherwise the three dead bodies in the trunk of the car would start to stink. I’ll have to remember to swing by the quarry when the show is over.”

  39. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    cc
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    “I’m going to get away with murder. teehee”

  40. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    I love Sophia’s style. Always sexy, combined with elegance. The modern-day Sophia Loren (another Goddess).

  41. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    She’s a beautiful woman, but she looks completely miserable.

  42. Ashley Judd The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Head to toe awful.

  43. Tina Fey The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Love the dress (what i can see of it).

  44. Zooey Deschanel The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    She bugs me. The bangs, the facial expression, her fashion sense.

  45. Kelly Osbourne The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    You know, I actually lover her look. The tattoos are gross. Agreed.

  46. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    A touch less bronzer and voila …perfection.

  47. Morena Baccarin The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Why not just go naked with a clutch purse and big earrings?

  48. Sofia Vergara The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Love the dress!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Heidi Klum The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Aquamarine really suits her.

  50. January Jones The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
    Adrienne
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    Even with bad hair, the awful eye liner, and a horrible dress she’s still gorgeous. That’s why she’s smiling.

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