The 56th Annual Grammy Awards

January 27th, 2014 // 126 Comments

Remember that scene in Man of Steel where Superman’s drowning in all those skulls? That’s literally the only way to describe what it’s felt like today covering the Grammys. So think of this last gallery as me escaping those skulls (Without Space Dad helping. Aw, what?) except some of them are grabbing John Legend‘s dick and/or copying Gwyneth Paltrow‘s side-butt look, but not entirely because whoever designed it went, “Wait, herpes,” and sealed that shit right up. Heroism lives!

Photos: Getty

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  1. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Sorry, if I wave any harder, you’ll all get covered in Chlamydia.”

  2. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
    Swearin
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    “I’d like to thank the Recording Academy and my label for this award…”

  3. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    “So, you’re purging HOW many times a day to stay that tiny?”

  4. Katy Perry Cleavage Brother David Hudson 56th Grammy Awards
    Lord Helmet
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    With such a bucksome sister the brother usually either turns into a womanizer or a complete pussy. He chose wrong.

  5. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
    IndustrialBunni
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    Pink is so strong. i love that she incorporates gymnastics into her performances.

  6. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    IndustrialBunni
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    She looks great post baby!!

  7. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    I love the dress. It looks great on her.

  8. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    I was wrong. She cleans up nicely.

  9. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Wow. Hello.

  10. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Beautiful and insane. What more can a guy want?

  11. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Haven’t we all entered a Hilton from behind.

  12. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    Damn. She goes ham in her live performances.

  13. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    oh, dude. they hitched this harness wrong…. and I’m LOVING it!!

  14. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Someone told me it’s a print-out of “Roar”, but even I know that’s not actually music.”

  15. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    I would.

  16. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Yes.

  17. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    About to deliver a reverse choke slam.

  18. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    The dress isn’t looking so good now. It’s better from behind. That’s what she said!

  19. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    Senor Trout
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    Wearing the ‘oh shit, I just realized I’m here with Wiz Khalifa’ face.

  20. I swear I saw Man of Steel, yet I don’t have any recall of these references you make. Drowning in skulls? Snapping Zod’s neck? For some reason, I don’t remember any of that. Next you’ll tell me Perry White was played by a black guy.

  21. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    The Dementor’s Kiss. It’s said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I’ll do my best.

  22. Kaya Jones Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Now, you can keep the $100, or trade it for what’s behind this curta—”

    “I’LL KEEP THE $100, MONTY.”

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Look. It’s music no one listens to anymore.”

  24. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    cajunhawk
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    V’Ger must evolve

  25. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    cajunhawk
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    To wear that dress…you have to have tits…not ant bites.

  26. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
    cajunhawk
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    Remember Owen Hart…

  27. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
    hollyhood
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    justin bieber put together one hell of a show, ladies and gents… wait, that’s not him?

  28. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Spanx, it does a body good.

  29. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    She is a pretty woman but I’d love to see her with some hair.

  30. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    Mike Tyson is shorter than I expected.

  31. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    U-G-L-Y

  32. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    Dr Plaid
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    What the hell is that on her arms? It looks like some kind of industrial sealant to keep her from melting under the lights. I swear, she looks like her skin is wax

  33. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    She’s like a tiny Kelly Brook

  34. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
    Motorboat Captain
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    There is a Harkonnen among you!

  35. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
    Son of Flubber
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    “And you guys called me crazy when I left my fly unzipped. Who’s laughing now, huh?!?!

  36. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Holy shit, I didn’t realize her rack was so awesome. She now has worth.

  37. Kaya Jones Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    Wow!!

  38. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    This is my dream girl…

  39. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Anna!!

  40. Kaya Jones Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    This woman lacks confidence, what a turn off.

  41. Kaya Jones Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    Also: wow!

  42. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Yowza.

  43. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Never paid attention to her before. Then I saw her tits. And it was love at first sight of her tits.

  44. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Yup. That dress just doesn’t get old.

  45. Amber Rose Cleavage Wiz Khalifa 56th Grammy Awards
    Scott
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    Everyone knows you have to take a Wiz after drinking Ice T.

  46. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    tlmck
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    Since she has no musical talent, her presence must be for the afterparty blow jobs.

  47. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
    tlmck
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    Lemme guess. The Grammy’s were on CBS.

  48. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
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    This is the photographic definition of marriage.

  49. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Why won’t you give me a pap smear?”
    “I’m your dentist!”

  50. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    Robb7
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    Where did all her arm tats go??!!

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