The 56th Annual Grammy Awards

The Superficial / January 27, 2014

Remember that scene in Man of Steel where Superman’s drowning in all those skulls? That’s literally the only way to describe what it’s felt like today covering the Grammys. So think of this last gallery as me escaping those skulls (Without Space Dad helping. Aw, what?) except some of them are grabbing John Legend’s dick and/or copying Gwyneth Paltrow’s side-butt look, but not entirely because whoever designed it went, “Wait, herpes,” and sealed that shit right up. Heroism lives!

Photos: Getty