The 56th Annual Grammy Awards

January 27th, 2014 // 126 Comments

Remember that scene in Man of Steel where Superman’s drowning in all those skulls? That’s literally the only way to describe what it’s felt like today covering the Grammys. So think of this last gallery as me escaping those skulls (Without Space Dad helping. Aw, what?) except some of them are grabbing John Legend‘s dick and/or copying Gwyneth Paltrow‘s side-butt look, but not entirely because whoever designed it went, “Wait, herpes,” and sealed that shit right up. Heroism lives!

Photos: Getty

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  1. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    Schadenfreude
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    Ringo is thinking: “And they used to make fun of OUR hairdos?”

  2. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    Remember that scene in Aliens?

  3. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    If she farts, does her ass whistle a tune?

  4. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
    rican
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    Did they really have to take the gay marriage thing that far with these two guys?!

  5. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
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    Chrissy Teigen finding out why they call him Mr Legend.

  6. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Watching her age is going to be hilarious.

  7. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    Pink’s impression of Jonah Hill seeing Leo.

  8. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    “YOU GET HERPES…YOU GET HERPES…EVERYONE GETS HERPES!”

  9. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    Beth West
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    Who? Is she a celebrity?

  10. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
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    Her smile and his smirk says the Legend is growing.

  11. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    Beth West
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    This dress must have looked good on the paper drawing. In real life, this is a Fail.

  12. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    Beth West
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    She looks like an ice cream cone. Very weird.

  13. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
    Beth West
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    Hey, what’s going on here.

  14. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
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    It’s about to go down.

  15. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
    Beth West
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    Too cute.

  16. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
    George P. Burdell
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    The man is being lead around by his dick.

  17. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    Beth West
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    I’d wear that too if I were 70 years old.

  18. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
    caley
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    “It’s jabbing right into my stomach…Pink, please!”

  19. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    She’s actually starting to look good to me. What the fuck is going on here?

  20. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    George P. Burdell
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    Little bitty titties, no ass, and every STD known to science…..hmmmmm……..Yea, I’d hit it.

  21. Amber Rose Cleavage Wiz Khalifa 56th Grammy Awards
    caley
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    No, no, no, the caption explicitly says “Celebrities arriving to The 56th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles. “

  22. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Beautiful woman.

  23. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    The more times I see Silence of the Lambs, the more this scene disturbs me.

  24. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    The facehuggers from “Aliens” have evolved.

  25. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
    martian leader
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    mic check!

  26. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    martian leader
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    look at that cock-grabbin’ smile.

  27. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Yeah, I forgot my “cups”. That’s hysterical, Ms. Griffin.”

  28. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Actual musical notes? Shouldn’t she be wearing a picture of an Auto-Tune?

  29. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    “The power of Cirque compels YOU!”

  30. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Anna Kendrick’s dress is “what-less”? … Oh that sounds adorable.”

  31. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    The Grammys had an MMA bit?

  32. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
    Lord Helmet
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    If HE did this to her she’d be screaming sexual harassment… and women bitch about double standards.

    • cmonreally

      Except 1) she’s his wife, and 2) no man, ever, would mind Chrissy Teigen grabbing his junk or say that it was unwanted.

      So your argument is completely invalid.

    • Idiot

      Except they are married….

    • paul

      If there’s anything more annoying than a modern-day Western feminist, it’s people like you. Call your mother and resolve whatever issues you have with her. Life is too short to be so angry.

      • Lord Helmet

        My mother died 10 years ago. If you know a service provider who has a calling plan covering that let me know. In the meantime have a reality check and ask any of your friends who’ve been divorced or just looked at a woman without their approval how that went down.

  33. Kaya Jones Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    “What do you mean the AVN’s are ‘held in Vegas’?!?”"

  34. Amber Rose Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    She just looks weird when she tries to be classy.

  35. Pink Butt Unitard Acrobatic Rope Work 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Uh, no Ms. P!nk I did not see “a spider”. As a matter of fact I never saw it once on the whole tour.”

  36. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    Lord Helmet
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    She’s a bit stiff lipped but… oh, all right. I’d do her.

  37. Katy Perry Cleavage Brother David Hudson 56th Grammy Awards
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    “When I was six, Mom said “God doesn’t play favorites.” Obviously, this turned out to be a load of horseshit. But, on the plus side, I never had to put Russell Brand’s junk in my mouth. So, things are better than even, if you look at the big picture.”

  38. Anna Kendrick Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Sexy little lady. I don’t see her nearly enough.

  39. Paris Hilton Butt Window Dress 56th Grammy Awards
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    why the fuck is she attending this award show?….

  40. Kaya Jones Cleavage Legs High Slit Dress 56th Grammy Awards
    Lord Helmet
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    I’m not into the whole dominatrix/bondage thing.

  41. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
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    trashed

  42. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    i wished she’d gain her weight back, the gaunt runway body is NOT working for her

  43. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    D-R-U-N-K

  44. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Love her. Love her TV show.

  45. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage John Legend 56th Grammy Awards
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    “…This big. But he makes serious bank, and I always have Brooklyn to fall back into – uh, I mean on….”

  46. your photographer needs to be fired, theres only like 7 celebs from this show in this post. boo

  47. Amber Rose Cleavage Wiz Khalifa 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Yeah, he’s a rap star. But he looks like that guy Clifford from the Muppets. So, I just quit trying after the baby.”

  48. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
    Lord Helmet
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    I’d like to play those notes on her honkers.

  49. Katy Perry Cleavage 56th Grammy Awards
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    Was she going for a Wednesday Addams on opposite day look?

  50. Anna Faris Clevage 56th Grammy Awards
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    “Well, I think Forest Lawn did a spectacular job with he- What? Jesus, are you serious? Then what the holy hell is Chuck Lorrre doing to these people?”

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