“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”
Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.
Photos: Getty
This reminds me. I need to buy a new cozy for my teapot.
“Here’s my number. So call me, maybe?” – Dr. Stuart A. Linder, Specialist, Breast Augmentation
She looks like Taylor Swift’s sluttier twin.
Totally.
“Oh, she’s not angry that we’re talking. She always looks like that.”
I think this guy is the absolute worst rapper out there.
Saying he’s the worst rapper is like saying pancreatic is the worst cancer.
Touche
Those things stuck on her eyelids are just gross.
Apparently turning into a lizard.
Rachel Summers had a hard life.
Beyonce’s outfit is one fucked up looking contraption.
She looks nice. I hate her music, but she’s proof that you can look hot without looking like a trashy slutbag or a 1970′s sofa.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She looks like every third girl on Tumblr.
Too dark. He still looks good, but … too dark.
https://twitter.com/stats_canada/status/301007082679844865
Banana dress is banana-ey.
“Turn my wife off again I’ll slap the smile right off your British face!”
Whoever tone-matched her foundation failed horribly.
This pose makes her shoulders look really square.
Or maybe it’s the dress.
Either way, I feel like I’m back in the 80′s.
Something about this screams, “A used Super-Plus tampon…”
She’s the fucking coolest
NOT what Hova wanted to see when he told Beyonce to find another girl for them…..
Keep moving LiLo, you can keep the cup balanced, I know you can…….
Why isn’t she on a beach in a string bikini in her condition ?
NOW she gets shy?
NOT good picture of her.
PLUS can’t see her tits.
Her LIPS (on her face I mean) look more normal in this shot…….
She is actually trying to peel the foil off the damn thing.
Ch ch ch chia.
This makes up for whatever that thing Adele tried to pull off.
Why is she at the Grammy Awards? Is there a “Best porno album” category?
1973 called, wants their Woman’s Day spring fashion back.
“I’m sorry. What did you say?”
“I said Go home and change!”
“Aw HELL NO!”
She has a pretty face, so I guess I wouldn’t mind fucking her in the mouth. Thru a glory-hole.
Here is yet one more event during which Ellen DeGeneres runs around copping free feels…
That is certainly a sexy frock. I agree with most everyone else: if CBS keeps acting like chicken shits with regards to sexuality, move the broadcast to another network that won’t pee themselves if someone wears something low cut.
“Jesus Christ, you can’t get anything right. I said I wanted a beer AND a sandwich, and then a good blowjob!”
When this guy was my caddy, he used clean my golf spikes with his hair.
She’s darling. Too bad I can’t stand country music.
Oh fer fucksake. It’s the GRAMMY Awards, not the GRANNY Awards!
Beyonce’s butt looks beautiful! Unimpressive other than that.
“If you want me to bang you if you win, you’re going to need to get Nicole to go along with it.”
“:Lady, this is KFC, and we’re not going to run out of chicken. So please step back and wait your turn.”
why the fuck is this stink box ho at the grammy’s?
She looks like Ron Weasley in a wig.
She’s turning into the over-confident, creepy old guy who hits on all the PYT’s. We all know one, yet we all put up with him. Why?
Does This Bitch ever smile
Oh look, a fat chav. Freshen ya drink, guvnor?
Quick, call Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth…..it’s MOM from Futurama!!