The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

February 11th, 2013 // 213 Comments
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“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.

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  1. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    This reminds me. I need to buy a new cozy for my teapot.

  2. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Here’s my number. So call me, maybe?” – Dr. Stuart A. Linder, Specialist, Breast Augmentation

  3. Karlie Kloss The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She looks like Taylor Swift’s sluttier twin.

  4. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Oh, she’s not angry that we’re talking. She always looks like that.”

  5. Drake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    DeucePickle
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    I think this guy is the absolute worst rapper out there.

  6. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    tom
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    Those things stuck on her eyelids are just gross.

  7. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Apparently turning into a lizard.

  8. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Jon Hex
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    Rachel Summers had a hard life.

  9. Beyonce Ellen DeGeneres The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Beyonce’s outfit is one fucked up looking contraption.

  10. Carrie Underwood The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She looks nice. I hate her music, but she’s proof that you can look hot without looking like a trashy slutbag or a 1970′s sofa.

  11. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  12. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She looks like every third girl on Tumblr.

  13. Johnny Depp The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Too dark. He still looks good, but … too dark.

  14. Maria Menounos The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Banana dress is banana-ey.

  15. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Turn my wife off again I’ll slap the smile right off your British face!”

  16. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Whoever tone-matched her foundation failed horribly.

  17. Karlie Kloss The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    This pose makes her shoulders look really square.

    Or maybe it’s the dress.

    Either way, I feel like I’m back in the 80′s.

  18. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Alexxx
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    Something about this screams, “A used Super-Plus tampon…”

  19. Chrissy Teigen John Legend The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s the fucking coolest

  20. Beyonce Ellen DeGeneres The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    NOT what Hova wanted to see when he told Beyonce to find another girl for them…..

  21. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Keep moving LiLo, you can keep the cup balanced, I know you can…….

  22. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Why isn’t she on a beach in a string bikini in her condition ?
    NOW she gets shy?

  23. Chrissy Teigen John Legend The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    NOT good picture of her.

    PLUS can’t see her tits.

  24. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Her LIPS (on her face I mean) look more normal in this shot…….

  25. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She is actually trying to peel the foil off the damn thing.

  26. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Ch ch ch chia.

  27. Maria Menounos The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    This makes up for whatever that thing Adele tried to pull off.

  28. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Why is she at the Grammy Awards? Is there a “Best porno album” category?

  29. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Grafikman
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    1973 called, wants their Woman’s Day spring fashion back.

  30. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “I’m sorry. What did you say?”
    “I said Go home and change!”

  31. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Aw HELL NO!”

  32. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She has a pretty face, so I guess I wouldn’t mind fucking her in the mouth. Thru a glory-hole.

  33. Beyonce Ellen DeGeneres The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Here is yet one more event during which Ellen DeGeneres runs around copping free feels…

  34. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    That is certainly a sexy frock. I agree with most everyone else: if CBS keeps acting like chicken shits with regards to sexuality, move the broadcast to another network that won’t pee themselves if someone wears something low cut.

  35. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Jesus Christ, you can’t get anything right. I said I wanted a beer AND a sandwich, and then a good blowjob!”

  36. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    When this guy was my caddy, he used clean my golf spikes with his hair.

  37. Carrie Underwood The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s darling. Too bad I can’t stand country music.

  38. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Oh fer fucksake. It’s the GRAMMY Awards, not the GRANNY Awards!

  39. Beyonce The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Beyonce’s butt looks beautiful! Unimpressive other than that.

  40. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “If you want me to bang you if you win, you’re going to need to get Nicole to go along with it.”

  41. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “:Lady, this is KFC, and we’re not going to run out of chicken. So please step back and wait your turn.”

  42. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    why the fuck is this stink box ho at the grammy’s?

  43. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She looks like Ron Weasley in a wig.

  44. Beyonce Ellen DeGeneres The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s turning into the over-confident, creepy old guy who hits on all the PYT’s. We all know one, yet we all put up with him. Why?

  45. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    blkhairbob
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    Does This Bitch ever smile

  46. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    EDDIE HITLER
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    Oh look, a fat chav. Freshen ya drink, guvnor?

  47. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Interred Ferguson
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    Quick, call Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth…..it’s MOM from Futurama!!

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