“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”
Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.
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She’s looking better the more I see her.
She also sounds better the less I hear
Very sexy.
The dress and the pattern on it are perfect on her.
Reminds me, Spring is right around the corner. Time to get the weed wacker oiled.
She’s kinda hot.
For a Canadian.
Zelda Rubinstein?
Is this Kid or Play? I forget which is which.
An evening clutch purse is not condusive storage for Pumkin Bombs, Mr. Goblin
I don’t know if that’s a dress, or if Monsanto slipped her some genetically modified dinosaur-pickle DNA.
Can you retroactively un-masturbate to someone?
Looks like his “Two in the Stink” got injured in pre Grammy celebrations.
Fuck. She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
Studded for her pleasure.
Nicer looking than half the shit out there.
Someone fed them after midnight.
No Adele you can’t eat it, it is not made out of cake.
Even with an expensive tux and dripping with jewellery, he still looks like a homeless crackhead.
Did the von Trapp family make that dress?
The Laugh In auditions are one block down.
Anyone else seeing Amadeus movie poster on her dress?
Miley Cyrus’s looper.
SHe looks like that fat opera singer in the Flintstones
Mmmm, a little icing sugar and down the hatch.
I almost didn’t recognize Dean Pelton here without the glasses.
When did Jessica Simpson shave her head?
I hate to be negative but did anyone else think his performance was ridiculously bad?
I know how he feels. The other day I walked past a barbers and there was a sign that said ‘Look like an idiot for only $10′. How could I say no?
She’s so boring it’s like ricotta cheese became famous.
She’s giving birth to a Galapagos turtle.
Who doesn’t want to look like an Edwardian armchair?
….and anal.
I’d still let it pick the lice from my coat.
So, was her bj video for real or not? If it is, she appears to have at least one virtue.
Is it normal for people’s heads to grow put from the middle?
Black on black on black is in this year
Judge Judy doesn’t look good like this.
Those look like they need some support. From my palms.
Fuck his song sucked
hahahah, go ahead and laugh your husband looks like a carp
I’d go with a camel.
Missing, the thought bubble over that psychos head saying ‘You are talking to that fat chick?!! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!’
Kim Kardashian in 8 months!
Kim Kardashian in a month!
Fixed.
So, how much do you think her make up adds to her bodyweight?
Is this shmuck starring in the remake of Taxi Driver?
Who the fuck is this?
Hey Johnny, Keith Richards wants his shit back………..
She’s a younger, doable version of Kathy Griffin….
Those still look mighty perky.
Be of good cheer, those sebacious gland cysts can be excised!
i’ve never seen a single photo of justin timberlake that i haven’t lmao at the way he’s dressed.
wow she looks really different.
i can hardly recognize her without a cock in her mouth.
Close Encounters is finally getting a sequel?