The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

February 11th, 2013 // 213 Comments
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“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.

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  1. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s looking better the more I see her.

  2. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Very sexy.

  3. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    The dress and the pattern on it are perfect on her.

  4. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Reminds me, Spring is right around the corner. Time to get the weed wacker oiled.

  5. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s kinda hot.

    For a Canadian.

  6. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Zelda Rubinstein?

  7. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Is this Kid or Play? I forget which is which.

  8. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    An evening clutch purse is not condusive storage for Pumkin Bombs, Mr. Goblin

  9. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I don’t know if that’s a dress, or if Monsanto slipped her some genetically modified dinosaur-pickle DNA.

  10. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Can you retroactively un-masturbate to someone?

  11. Frank Ocean The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Looks like his “Two in the Stink” got injured in pre Grammy celebrations.

  12. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Fuck. She’s right behind me, isn’t she?

  13. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Studded for her pleasure.

  14. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    John Travolta
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    Nicer looking than half the shit out there.

  15. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Someone fed them after midnight.

  16. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    No Adele you can’t eat it, it is not made out of cake.

  17. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Even with an expensive tux and dripping with jewellery, he still looks like a homeless crackhead.

  18. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Did the von Trapp family make that dress?

  19. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    The Laugh In auditions are one block down.

  20. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Anyone else seeing Amadeus movie poster on her dress?

  21. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Miley Cyrus’s looper.

  22. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    SHe looks like that fat opera singer in the Flintstones

  23. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Mmmm, a little icing sugar and down the hatch.

  24. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I almost didn’t recognize Dean Pelton here without the glasses.

  25. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    When did Jessica Simpson shave her head?

  26. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I hate to be negative but did anyone else think his performance was ridiculously bad?

  27. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I know how he feels. The other day I walked past a barbers and there was a sign that said ‘Look like an idiot for only $10′. How could I say no?

  28. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s so boring it’s like ricotta cheese became famous.

  29. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s giving birth to a Galapagos turtle.

  30. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Who doesn’t want to look like an Edwardian armchair?

  31. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    ….and anal.

  32. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I’d still let it pick the lice from my coat.

  33. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    So, was her bj video for real or not? If it is, she appears to have at least one virtue.

  34. Drake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Is it normal for people’s heads to grow put from the middle?

  35. Chrissy Teigen John Legend The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Black on black on black is in this year

  36. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Judge Judy doesn’t look good like this.

  37. Kaya Jones The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Those look like they need some support. From my palms.

  38. Frank Ocean The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Fuck his song sucked

  39. Beyonce The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    hahahah, go ahead and laugh your husband looks like a carp

  40. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Missing, the thought bubble over that psychos head saying ‘You are talking to that fat chick?!! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!’

  41. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Kim Kardashian in 8 months!

  42. Carrie Underwood The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    So, how much do you think her make up adds to her bodyweight?

  43. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Is this shmuck starring in the remake of Taxi Driver?
    Who the fuck is this?

  44. Johnny Depp The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Hey Johnny, Keith Richards wants his shit back………..

  45. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She’s a younger, doable version of Kathy Griffin….

  46. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Those still look mighty perky.

  47. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Be of good cheer, those sebacious gland cysts can be excised!

  48. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    i’ve never seen a single photo of justin timberlake that i haven’t lmao at the way he’s dressed.

  49. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    wow she looks really different.
    i can hardly recognize her without a cock in her mouth.

  50. Karlie Kloss The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Close Encounters is finally getting a sequel?

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