The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

February 11th, 2013 // 213 Comments
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“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.

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  1. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Swearin
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    “I’ve pulled that look off before, WITH a pirate mustache!” – David Beckham

  2. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    What’s next, Wiz and Amber plus Eight? Wait a minute…seriously, that should happen.

  3. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Glad to see they’re making life-size Lego figures now. He just needs a hat.

  4. Johnny Depp The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Swearin
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    If he offered anyone “candy” from his “chocolate factory”, I sure hope no one ate it

  5. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Between them they manage to cover the entire monochromatic spectrum. Their litter of children should be a nice even beige

  6. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    That dress doesnt make her look fat at all

  7. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Swearin
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    Did she leave the Machine back in the Emerald City?

  8. Johnny Depp The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    This is the least photogenic picture this 50-year old man can produce and it still looks a thousand times better than I did in my prime. Sorcery…no other explanation.

  9. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I’d hit that out of the fucking ballpark

  10. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    They’re letting Sleestaks walk the red carpet now, eh?

  11. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Swearin
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    Miley Cyrus in 20 years

  12. Johnny Depp The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Don Novello writing his cease-and-desist letter in 5… 4… 3…

  13. Johnny Depp The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I love him! :D he is incredible…

  14. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Jenna! Jenna! How many years do you have left to live from all the hepatitis you swallowed??”

  15. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Kidman has a face like a frying pan

  16. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    popwilleatitself
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    This dress is outstanding. She looks incredible.

  17. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I find her much more succulent than Beyonce

  18. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Remember how Natalie Portman was a little girl, but then she got super hot and it was always a little conflicting to lust after her because you remember when she was way too young. This is like that, but in absolute complete reverse.

  19. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    blt
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    She’s the fem-fetal that suduced Yoshi, only to skin him for a dress.

  20. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    karlito
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    she’s looks like a Bangkok girly-boy…no pun intended.

  21. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    qucksmeup
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    under breast cleavage. check.
    sheer crotch. check
    fuck the grammy’s. double check.

  22. Kaya Jones The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I can’t remember… did the memo say that just sideboob was problematic, or was it under- and sideboob, or was that insideboob, too?

  23. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    i thought she grabbed the rug off the floor in her hotel room and wrapped it around her.

  24. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    quacksmeup
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    I didn’t know Lindsey Lohan was invited.

  25. Sean Paul The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Phoenix
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    Fuck this guy.

  26. Justin Timberlake The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    quacksmeup
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    Lindsey Lohan’s bald spot is getting progressively worse.

  27. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    quacksmeup
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    and in other news the Queen is still looking for her royal carpet

  28. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Looks like she just crawled out of the well in The Ring

  29. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    It’s colorful.
    I feel some admiration just over the fact that she did something besides basic boring black.
    If yer a big gal V-necks are your friend. Just sayin’.

  30. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    quacksmeup
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    Fish don’t lie to me. I know Brigitte Nielsen when I see her.

  31. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    your mom
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    I’m confused. Is she copying Miley Cyrus or Pink?? Also, eww.

  32. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She has a horrible British voice and looks like shit

  33. Kelly Rowland The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    The best member of Destiny’s Child.

  34. Carrie Underwood The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Fuck her!

  35. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    Jack Ketch
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    Ass implants ? Ugh.

  36. Adele The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    So that’s where my grandma’s tablecloth went.

  37. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I totally would.

  38. Johnny Depp The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    He’s pretty awesome.

  39. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She almost looks like she’s wearing a green version of Spawn’s symbiotic suit.

  40. Wiz Khalifa Amber Rose The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The sonogram shows she’s going to give birth to a beautiful, healthy 2013 Cadillac Escalade.

  41. Karlie Kloss The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I’ve never heard of her before, but I like what I’m seeing here.

  42. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is Pink in 7 years and 5 STDs.

  43. Maria Menounos The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    God damn! She just keeps knocking it out of the park. She’s sexy enough to consider marrying.

  44. Chrissy Teigen John Legend The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    John Legend is the very best R&B singer today. Chrissy is fucking sexy.

  45. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    They allow pornstars at the Grammy’s now? When’s Sasha Grey or Asa Akira getting here?

  46. Kaya Jones The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    Who? Oh right…tits.

  47. Florence Welch The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I always thought this broad was in her forties. She’s 26.

    My bad.

  48. Adele Keith Urban Nicole Kidman The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    “Hi. I’m bored with my Stepford wife. I’m considering upgrading to a chubby model that can actually express emotion.”

  49. Carly Rae Jepsen The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    I hope to see a lot more her in the future. Not hear. See.

  50. Jenna Jameson The 55th Annual Grammy Awards
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    She looks like her jaw is about to unhinge and a laser cannon will come out.

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