“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”
Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry‘s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings‘ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna‘s murder or Jennifer Lopez‘s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely undersold this gallery to the point that there better be a fucking dragon in here to explain why the hell we even posted it. Wait, never mind, there’s lesbian goose-monster. We’re good here.
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“I’ve pulled that look off before, WITH a pirate mustache!” – David Beckham
What’s next, Wiz and Amber plus Eight? Wait a minute…seriously, that should happen.
Glad to see they’re making life-size Lego figures now. He just needs a hat.
If he offered anyone “candy” from his “chocolate factory”, I sure hope no one ate it
Between them they manage to cover the entire monochromatic spectrum. Their litter of children should be a nice even beige
That dress doesnt make her look fat at all
Did she leave the Machine back in the Emerald City?
This is the least photogenic picture this 50-year old man can produce and it still looks a thousand times better than I did in my prime. Sorcery…no other explanation.
I’d hit that out of the fucking ballpark
Hell yeah
They’re letting Sleestaks walk the red carpet now, eh?
Miley Cyrus in 20 years
Shit. Miley in 5 years.
Don Novello writing his cease-and-desist letter in 5… 4… 3…
I love him! :D he is incredible…
“Jenna! Jenna! How many years do you have left to live from all the hepatitis you swallowed??”
Kidman has a face like a frying pan
This dress is outstanding. She looks incredible.
I find her much more succulent than Beyonce
I think a lot of people do. Beyonce just has a lot of powerful people backing her.
Remember how Natalie Portman was a little girl, but then she got super hot and it was always a little conflicting to lust after her because you remember when she was way too young. This is like that, but in absolute complete reverse.
She’s the fem-fetal that suduced Yoshi, only to skin him for a dress.
she’s looks like a Bangkok girly-boy…no pun intended.
under breast cleavage. check.
sheer crotch. check
fuck the grammy’s. double check.
I can’t remember… did the memo say that just sideboob was problematic, or was it under- and sideboob, or was that insideboob, too?
i thought she grabbed the rug off the floor in her hotel room and wrapped it around her.
I didn’t know Lindsey Lohan was invited.
Fuck this guy.
Lindsey Lohan’s bald spot is getting progressively worse.
and in other news the Queen is still looking for her royal carpet
Looks like she just crawled out of the well in The Ring
It’s colorful.
I feel some admiration just over the fact that she did something besides basic boring black.
If yer a big gal V-necks are your friend. Just sayin’.
Fish don’t lie to me. I know Brigitte Nielsen when I see her.
I’m confused. Is she copying Miley Cyrus or Pink?? Also, eww.
She has a horrible British voice and looks like shit
The best member of Destiny’s Child.
Also the hottest.
Fuck her!
Ass implants ? Ugh.
So that’s where my grandma’s tablecloth went.
I totally would.
He’s pretty awesome.
She almost looks like she’s wearing a green version of Spawn’s symbiotic suit.
The sonogram shows she’s going to give birth to a beautiful, healthy 2013 Cadillac Escalade.
I’ve never heard of her before, but I like what I’m seeing here.
This is Pink in 7 years and 5 STDs.
God damn! She just keeps knocking it out of the park. She’s sexy enough to consider marrying.
John Legend is the very best R&B singer today. Chrissy is fucking sexy.
They allow pornstars at the Grammy’s now? When’s Sasha Grey or Asa Akira getting here?
Who? Oh right…tits.
I always thought this broad was in her forties. She’s 26.
My bad.
“Hi. I’m bored with my Stepford wife. I’m considering upgrading to a chubby model that can actually express emotion.”
I hope to see a lot more her in the future. Not hear. See.
She looks like her jaw is about to unhinge and a laser cannon will come out.