The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards

February 14th, 2011 // 164 Comments

I already made a post about Katy Perry’s breasts – Why say more? – but here are some more red carpet shots that I honestly can’t get it up for because, let’s be frank, the Grammys are the most sycophantic, middle of the road awards show out there. They take the blandest, corporate music recorded and fellate it on live television for three hours. Just look at the nominees: Lady GaGa, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber. It’s like a 14-year-old girl’s iPod. Had Robert Pattinson made a dance song, you’d still hear the shrieking hovering over the Rockies, and one guy going, “No, seriously, an egg?”

Photos: Getty, WireImage

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  1. lady_lynna
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    Hasn’t she ever watched TLC’s What Not to Wear? They clearly state no mini-skirts after 35.

  2. lady_lynna
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    nice tits.

  3. lady_lynna
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    Beyonce must really be white now… she brought her own homely black butler!

  4. lizzy
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    if mcqueen was still alive, he’d ditch gaga and start dressing nicki.

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    WTF! Would have been Hawt, with out the top…camera Block!

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    Who did Rhianna’s makeup?…Not Hawt! New growth? I like the hawt Rated R look….

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    Hey – not to be the conformist schmuck, but the Lopez looks pretty bangable on these. I mean, really, look at those gams. First time in years she made me go “Damn!”.

  8. lillie
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    looks like the bride of Frankenstein was eaten by a spotted leopard

  9. lillie
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    what NOT to do with your leftover christmas tinsel . . .

  10. Pope
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    Christmas garlands does not a dress make.

  11. Pope
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    What the hell happened to Nelly Furtado?

  12. Pope
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    Unidentified white woman.

  13. Micdam
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    I really think that she looks fantastic. Look at those legs, if my wife got that body..uhmmm

  14. Micdam
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    I have seen the model that was wearing this dress for Gautier, but i must say that Rihanna really looks much better in this excellent choise, she looks so beautiful

  15. the captain

    the last ten inches of her hairs are one & the same as her personality.
    …………..AS FAKE AS HELL, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Meh
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    She’s cute here.

  17. Zombie Kitty
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    She’s doing a Jacko,

    White nose *CHECK*
    White face skin *CHECK*
    Less “African” hair *CHECK*
    Same chest hair *CHECK*

    He’s ALIVE!!!!

  18. Zombie Kitty
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    Oh Christ, will someone not tell her to dress and act her age… like 102 or something

  19. kristina
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    i wish she’d wipe that shit eating grin off her face.

  20. nemesis

    JLO looks great The problem is her songs

  21. Feetsthss
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    Wow, Ke$ha looks even worse next to Beyonce.

  22. sam
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    jessica simpson

  23. bob
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    JLo looks so beautiful, I would make love to her. Rihanna on the other hand, I’d run a train on that dirty whore.

  24. gigi
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    ew, don’t like the wig… Ciara’s so beautiful tho

  25. jayreatard
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    dark chocolate, light chocolate and jew

  26. jayreatard
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    marlon wayans from “white chicks”??

  27. Anesta
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    Rihanna can do no wrong in my book. She got my award for best dress. No one else could have pulled it off the way she did. LOVE IT!!!!

  28. ewok tamer
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    A pipe cleaner? Well damn, she can clean my pipes any day.

  29. ewok tamer
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    She’s trying to hide her boner.

  30. C
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    So this is Lady Gaga for black people?

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