The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards

February 14th, 2011 // 164 Comments

I already made a post about Katy Perry’s breasts – Why say more? – but here are some more red carpet shots that I honestly can’t get it up for because, let’s be frank, the Grammys are the most sycophantic, middle of the road awards show out there. They take the blandest, corporate music recorded and fellate it on live television for three hours. Just look at the nominees: Lady GaGa, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber. It’s like a 14-year-old girl’s iPod. Had Robert Pattinson made a dance song, you’d still hear the shrieking hovering over the Rockies, and one guy going, “No, seriously, an egg?”

Photos: Getty, WireImage

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  1. anonymoose
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    i’m running away screaming now.

  2. krutboo
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    chocolate titties!

  3. Scott

    That is the best description of the Grammys ever!!!!!!
    “Grammys are the most sycophantic, middle of the road awards show out there. They take the blandest, corporate music recorded and fellate it on live television for three hours. Just look at the nominees: Lady GaGa, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber. It’s like a 14-year-old girl’s iPod.”
    You should be in your own “Most Important People on The Internet” this week. Thanks for all the great stuff you write – you rock!

  4. tits
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    I love saggy 17-year old boobs.

  5. kimmykimkim
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    Minaj: The other GaGa meat.

  6. CopyCat
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    Why does she try so hard to be like lady Gaga, these newbies aint got no originality

  7. slappy magoo
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    The Who-Ville Whooker.

  8. CopyCat

    Nicky Minaj STOP TRYING SO HARD to be Lady Gaga!!!!!

    • ilikesake

      NOT EVERY FUCKING PERSON THAT LOOKS DIFFERENT FROM THE MEDIOCRE ARE TRYING TO BE LADY GAGA! Fuck off with that shit. Jesus, I’m so sick of ppl saying shit like that.

  9. slappy magoo
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    OK, just because all your press for American Idol hasn’t been completely negative doesn’t mean you should be showing off that much skin, Mr. Tyler.

  10. HLM
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    Why is she lifting her leg…does she have to pee?

  11. HLM
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    Her eyes seem to be screaming “For the love of God…someone please help me!!”

  12. kimmykimkim
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    Maybe if I wear fluffy bandages to hide my wounds, people will consider it fashion.

  13. slappy magoo
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    “How’d ya do I…
    see you’ve met my…
    faithful…handyman.”

  14. kimmykimkim
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    Call me a cunt again. I fucking dare you…*scratches out your eyeballs with the hook of her nose*

  15. Girl

    So, no mention on this site of the CBS Los Angeles reporter, Serene Branson – who had a STROKE on live TV just minutes after the broadcast?
    http://www.twitvid.com/HEWHC

    • Deacon Jones

      Uh….I just watched that video. How the fuck did she have a stroke?? She’s in her 30s

      • Girl

        well, there are 50,000 cases of strokes affecting people under the age of 50 in the US alone, every year. Neurologists have chimed in and said it was a stroke or a seizure.
        So, if you are hanging out with a friend and they do something like that… take them to a hospital.

      • Girl

        What really sucks is that she was only seen by a paramedic, her vital signs appeared normal so some colleague dropped her off at home. She never saw a doctor or a neurologist.
        The associate professor at Johns Hopkins school for neurology said that CBS should be sued for negligence as this was obviously a stroke or a seizure. She should be in a hospital right now.

    • Yeah, she later denied it being a stroke and said she was just nervous.

      So it’s now fair to laugh at her.

  16. kimmykimkim
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    I’m having trouble identifying this new white woman.

  17. kimmykimkim
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    I bet if I tilt my head away from this guy, his darkness won’t be reflected onto my pure lily-white skin.

  18. kimmykimkim
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    Place scrotum here.

  19. griff
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    Dear Nicki Minaj,

    You look stupid. I’d hate to be the person sitting behind you. Unless you won something, then I get to see your greatest asset up close.

    Thanks.

  20. griff
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    We’ve seen your “leaked” photos and we know you love sex and like to be raunchy. Just make a sextape already.

  21. Yes the grammys are lame but dont forget arcade fire won ALBUM OF THE YEAR so they got a few coolly points for that……

  22. griff
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    Why does she look so furious? Because 15 feet down the carpet is Selena Gomez, the new Latina hottie stealing J Lo’s spotlight, forcing her back into the obscurity of irrelevance and age.

  23. griff
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    I thought that was Mariah Carey

  24. bday55
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    Dude, she’s probably saying “ME ME ME ME ME ME ME…I deserve a Grammy….I deserve an Oscar. Why do I have to get dirty with this ugly fucker. Me Me Me….Steve Tyler sucks…I’m American IDOL…..ME”

  25. bday55
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    She may be a royal pain-in-the-ass but she is a babe!

  26. 2 sense

    Is this her “sexy” look…cuz it ain’t workin’. Not sure why this old broad gets so much attention. Can’t sing, average looking at best, married to a corpse..who knows…

  27. Andriiya
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    Well, the whole egg thing was stupid. But this is going too far, I mean black-face? What were you thinking Gaga?

  28. awhpewp.
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    white chick with black kernel sanders.

  29. awhpewp.
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    White chick and black kernel sanders

  30. burton

    this hag is 40 something, and her legs look better than emma watsons no shape legs and cankles.

  31. pee
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    They need to change the name of her show to “ug-glee”

  32. pee
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    actually “Fug-glee” is more like it.

  33. Activia and Human Centipede
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    gwyneth paltrow looks like she smells like lima beans and liver patte

  34. Nicki Minaj went to the house of Frankenstein for her look last night. Is there NO ONE in her entourage who has the guts to say “Girlfriend, what in Hades are you wearing?” Her music sucks so I guess she figures she needs to do something like this to get attention.

  35. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    There’s J-WHORE in all her glory, sneering at the camera trying to be sexy. Wearing the too short dress, you can almost see her sloppy meat curtains. The long fake blonde hair in a bag on her head is ridiculous. Her nose jobs and skin bleaching have almost made her a white girl. She still thinks its 1999 and she is somewhat relevant. Its sad that she hasn’t realized she should step aside, for the way younger, hotter and talented girls. JHO’s only talent was doing the right guys to get a movie or recording contract. She must have no gag reflex and a trick pelvis.

  36. Sinful
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    I don’t care what nearly everyone else on this sight says, I think she is so fine. A finely tight body, great blowjob mouth, and beutiful hair, there is a lot to like about her.

  37. Fletch

    Jessica Lopez, doing the slut pose. Worthless POS

  38. Louwww
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    Yes, Kanye West, we know Beyonce had the one of the best videos of all time…

  39. Funeral Guy

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but this picture of Jennifer Lopez is giving me a chubby. Could you please use your clout to get her to turn around and bend over so I can see her snoochie and her ass? Thank you.

  40. whocares
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    She’s way too old to dress like that

  41. kaylia
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    mantastic

  42. Mel
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    One of these girls is not white and the other is not British… but don’t tell them that. Also don’t mention the fact that their husbands are having sex with each other.

  43. kaylia
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    i’d double-tap that

  44. Mel
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    Slowly turning into a white woman is how Michael Jackson sold millions of albums, so once Beyonce officially becomes a white British tranny with a bad bleach job who can’t actually sing or dance or write or act for that matter, she will be the biggest star in the world.

    • Danno

      I’ve always thought black women and blonde hair was a good combo. Why doesn’t she just get some green custom made contacts and pull the whole look together?

      I’m white, I get spray tanned on occaision, I dye my naturally red roots dark brown every month, and I wear colored contacts once in a while. What is the difference? The grass will always be greener. It’s good to change your look.

      Michael Jackson was mentally unstable. Sammy Sosa might be too. He was so much hotter when he was black.

  45. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    J.Lo looks great, but honey, you are over 40. It is time to lower the hemline a little. Shit, even a 25 year old should lower that hemline!

  46. Ned

    Time is cruel to women.

  47. Danno
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    I can’t STAND jennifer lopez but she is lookin’ awesome. Comin’ up on 42. Go girl. Even her nose job is cute as buttons. She doesn’t look very happy though.

  48. bear Bear
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    I think I can see an adams apple

  49. lady_lynna
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    She’s going to have to show up naked if she wants to shock anyone, because between Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Li’l Kim, it’s all been done before…

  50. lady_lynna
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    With all of the money she’s making now, she should seriously consider a nose job.

    • kelly

      she said she doesnt want a nosejob everyone in her town got it she doesnt want it it makes her her,, bla bla

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