The 53rd Annual Grammy Awards

The Superficial / February 14, 2011

I already made a post about Katy Perry’s breasts – Why say more? – but here are some more red carpet shots that I honestly can’t get it up for because, let’s be frank, the Grammys are the most sycophantic, middle of the road awards show out there. They take the blandest, corporate music recorded and fellate it on live television for three hours. Just look at the nominees: Lady GaGa, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber. It’s like a 14-year-old girl’s iPod. Had Robert Pattinson made a dance song, you’d still hear the shrieking hovering over the Rockies, and one guy going, “No, seriously, an egg?”

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