The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

May 2nd, 2014 // 121 Comments
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As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to melt wax figure of herself. And yes, Rihanna was there, but she skipped the red carpet, presumably to finish blowing Papa Smurf and getting her hair done like that creepy dude on the subway who scares the shit out of Robin Tunney in the 1999 blockbuster hit End Of Days. What? You give me a supposed “red carpet” even where whatever the fuck this guy is supposed to be gets invited to work with, you’re getting 15 year old Schwarzenegger movie references.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty

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  1. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    Hillary Duff proving she actually commited to making her marriage work by adopting a boner-killing beehive

  2. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    Nice try but there’s nothing there

  3. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    If John Waters ever gets the nod for a Blade reboot, this guy is a shoo in.

  4. Ashley Greene iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    Scary botched joker face kills the decent body

  5. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    Since when did JLo morph into a Philipino tranny?

  6. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    Dear whoeverthisis: You can quit it with the ass shot attempts, it just aint happeneing in that baggy jumper

  7. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    hahahahaha!
    what a fucking idiot

  8. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    The 2nd scariest guy to find behind you in a dark alley after Terry Richardson

  9. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Did someone’s husband not give them any money for a stylist?

  10. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    No no no no no.

  11. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
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    “Girl touching me, eww”

  12. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
    buzz
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    Gay. Black. Man. Otherwise his eyes would be locked on dat ass.

  13. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
    buzz
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    I bet he can’t wait to fap it to Miley’s new vid.

  14. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
    dennis
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    Somewhere out there Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries and Kanye are stroking it to this Kim Klone.

  15. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    LOOK AT WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THAT FUCKING BELLY

  16. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
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    [Seacrest:] Will somebody please get this she away from me already?!

  17. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    yes pleez suh — gimme sum o’ dat natural sloppy

  18. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Those don’t look like they’d be any fun to play with–seriously

  19. Jared Leto iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    What no pearls with that skirt what whore!!

  20. Rihanna: iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Someone has been blowing Papa Smurf.

  21. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Someone in that pic is in great denial.

  22. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
    Bababooey
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    Ri-Ri-Ritard

  23. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    My penis doesn’t care who this is, it just approves.

  24. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Dirk Diggler
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    I see iHeartRadio didn’t make B. Scott change into man clothes .

  25. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Hello, neanderthal forehead.

  26. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Robb7
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    She’s starting to resemble Donnatella Versace.

  27. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Robb7
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    I’ll take small and real any day!

  28. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Robb7
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    That’s a good ass. Plus the small, real tits, no visible tats, and low-maintence makeup gives her solid 8 from me.

  29. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Joe Blow
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    Hillary Duff? Getthefuckouutahere. Really? Jeez… what happened to her?

  30. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    You guys made her too confident. Now she thinks she can do anything and look good – like wear velvet in May, and snarl her hair into a rats nest piled on top of her head, and wear orange fucking lipstick.

  31. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    the fuck did she do to her face

  32. Ian

    Nice post and funny reference to End Of Days, cool flick :)

  33. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Looks like a blond Rose McGowan

  34. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    I’m thinking that J-Lo and Ri-Ri are taking just a little bit too much pleasure in being butt crack to butt crack.

  35. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “Twang your magic twanger, Froggy.”

  36. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Looks just dandy to me.

  37. Ashley Greene iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Maybe it’s just me, but she doesn’t look nearly as impressive without her jugs hanging out.

  38. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    If I’m ever on an aircraft that has to ditch into the ocean, I want to be sitting next to her.

    • Gin&Tonic

      Just hope it doesn’t happen in Australia where noone apparently gives a fuck to call for help until the next day

      • ???

        Not Australia’s fault the plane crashed somewhere in the ocean near it. The plane wasn’t even headed to Australia.

  39. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
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    “See? I told you I could give him a boner.”

  40. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Tits or GTFO!

  41. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
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    “There, there, Rihanna. Everything will be fine. I’ll get Chris out of the pokey for you tomorrow so he can slap you around. Okay…???”

  42. Jared Leto iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Every time I see this guy I come to the conclusion that there is a chain of clothing stores in Los Angeles called “Butt-Ugly Threads”.

  43. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna Ryan Seacrest iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “Hail Hydra.”

  44. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
    LoFromWisco
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    Bitch has a ring on that hitchin’ finger.

  45. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Boner killer
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    Yoko Ono?

  46. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “Uh…, Beavis?”

  47. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Absolutely thrilled to be there.

  48. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Every member of this family is a full explanation of every other member of this family.

  49. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Someone has a grape candy problem.

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