The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

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As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to melt wax figure of herself. And yes, Rihanna was there, but she skipped the red carpet, presumably to finish blowing Papa Smurf and getting her hair done like that creepy dude on the subway who scares the shit out of Robin Tunney in the 1999 blockbuster hit End Of Days. What? You give me a supposed “red carpet” even where whatever the fuck this guy is supposed to be gets invited to work with, you’re getting 15 year old Schwarzenegger movie references.

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