The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

May 2nd, 2014 // 121 Comments
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As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a just starting to melt wax figure of herself. And yes, Rihanna was there, but she skipped the red carpet, presumably to finish blowing Papa Smurf and getting her hair done like that creepy dude on the subway who scares the shit out of Robin Tunney in the 1999 blockbuster hit End Of Days. What? You give me a supposed “red carpet” even where whatever the fuck this guy is supposed to be gets invited to work with, you’re getting 15 year old Schwarzenegger movie references.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty

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  1. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    White pants are great, but you have to be careful about skid marks.

  2. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna Ryan Seacrest iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Trivia question: What do these three people have in common?

    Answer: None of them have an erection.

  3. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    What do you mean, “whatever the fuck this guy is supposed to be”? Clearly, this is Black Khal Drogo.

  4. I saw about 45 minutes of that crap last night. Some observations:

    1. NBC really likes Blake Shelton, Shakira, and Usher. Levine must have had supermodels to bang. Also, I’d funnel all sorts of dick into Shakira.

    2. They like Rhianna too, since they cut to her about every 45 seconds.

    3. Thanks to TCWM, I instantly recognized Corey Feldman’s hooker.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The bitchiness is strong in this photo.

  6. Jared Leto iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    No scarf and he’s colorful…sure, why not. Just as long as we don’t have to smell or touch it can be somewhat funny.

  7. Jared Leto iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Pssst, Jared: We’re done shooting the movie. You can stop being Rayon now.

  8. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a face made for gay porn.

  9. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    He’s a legend in his own mind.
    That outfit was made for gay porn.

  10. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    There’s a Flash Gordon remake?

  11. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Are we sure this isn’t a gay porn awards show?

  12. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Frank Burns
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    Its Weston Cage’s black friend.

  13. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    dam thighs. YUM

  14. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Keno
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    Lord KraVen Moorehead

  15. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Any photos taken of him over the las few months, well, he just looks so ashamed to show his face… can’t say I blame him.

  16. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Who?

    Oh, I see.

  17. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Ronaldo
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    Even the girl in the back admires the JLO Botty.

  18. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Man, those are some seriously huge eyebrows.

  19. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Freebie
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    Too much makeup. Makes her look really old.

  20. Jared Leto iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Those grey roots reek of desperation. It’s okay Jared, you’re beautiful, tone down the dye.

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    See Jared Leto, this is your future if you don’t cool it with the hair colour.

  22. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    JLO looks ready to stab that bitch in the throat.

  23. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Ireland?

  24. Jennifer Lopez iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Cunt.

  25. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Nice side boob.

  26. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    She’s got a great personality.

  27. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
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    Seacrest is the fucking devil.

  28. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Which one is the prostitute that dudes can bang?

  29. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Damn, she looks good.

  30. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    That nipple is just begging to be free.

  31. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Swearin
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    “I get three wishes, you say? Well, my first wish is that we are never seen together in public.” – Donald Sterling

  32. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
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    Seacrest thought bubble: “She’s touching me! Get her off! Get her off! Get her off!”

  33. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
    j/k
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    How the hell did Corey Feldman get the clothes in the Johnny Weir and Victor divorce?

  34. Rihanna: iHeartRadio Music Awards
    j/k
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    Stylist- HR Giger

  35. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Margaret
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    Kevin Jenkins, a C- student and failed Best Buy assistant manager from DuBuque moved to LA and now we have to deal with this.

  36. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “To get your wishes, you must rub the second lamp. Vigorously.”
    “Second lamp? What second lamp?”
    :: genie raises an eye brow and smirks ::
    “Oh goddamn it.”

  37. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
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    “Her lady parts smell like Deet to me.”

  38. Rihanna & Diddy: iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Puff’s jacket is made from Nick Nolte.

  39. Hilary Duff iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “Thansk for asking. Actually my thighs can crack a man’s pelvis like a walnut.”

  40. Jared Leto iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “Thanks for asking. This outfit is part of my role research to play an a gay, anorexic Billy Ray Cyrus.”

  41. Pia Toscano iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “Thanks for asking. Would you like to see me ass?”

  42. Billy Ray Cyrus iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    “Thanks for asking. Harry Mason guessed it right: I’m Jared Leto from the year 2019. Behold my Future-Aviators!”

  43. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    So this awards show is only about the 5 people in this photo spread…? Fucking boring….get a life people.

  44. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna Ryan Seacrest iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Seacrest is fantasizing about wearing the necklace and dancing naked to “Goodbye Horses” in front of a mirror so hard.

  45. Lord KraVen iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    I had never heard of this guy before. So if you haven’t either, let’s play a game. Look at this pict and guess what he and his music sounds like. One you think you have a good idea, see this music video from last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJoTi4trq_I

    Report back.

  46. Rihanna & Ryan Seacrest iHeart Radio Music Awards
    The Most Interesting
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    Reserved for next year’s American Heritage Dictionary, under “Awkward”.

  47. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Sloppy Redneck
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    I would love to soccer kick her boobies .

  48. Courtney Anne Corey Feldman iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Sloppy Redneck
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    LMAFO

  49. Jennifer Lopez Rihanna Ryan Seacrest iHeartRadio Music Awards
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    Coolio?

  50. Darnaa iHeartRadio Music Awards
    Gin&Tonic
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    Nice tits, tranny

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