The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News

July 23rd, 2012 // 278 Comments

- Tired of shootings and Joe Paterno? Breasts are here. [theCHIVE]

- Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds staging paparazzi photos? More importantly, do they want one where a crazed fan grabs her breasts and runs off? I know a guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aaron Paul: The Greatest Price Is Right Contestant Ever? [BuzzFeed]

- They found Katherine Jackson because she wasn’t even missing. [Dlisted]

- Is Hilary Duff on the same weight loss plan as Jessica Simpson? [Popoholic]

- If so, again, neither one should look at Alessandra Ambrosio already wearing a two-piece. Ever. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anderson Cooper wants to have sex with the Oscar statue. That’s gotta be what’s happening here. [TooFab]

- The Dark Knight Rises has a porn parody already. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scott Ian is a gun-lover making a whole lot of sense about the Colorado shooting. [Starpulse]

- YouPorn wants to teach Fred Willard about the joys of Internet porn and restores my faith in America. [FilmDrunk]

- The Muppets tell Chick-fil-A to eat a dick. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Kristen Stewart Teen Choice Awards
    kafka
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    Now I see why she doesn’t smile.

  2. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    kafka
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    I know you’re trying, but your side boob just doesn’t compete with Mileys

  3. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Galaor
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    When she was a child, the lack of any visible muscle on her legs wasn’t weird. Right now she just looks like one of those creepy japanese rubber love dolls.

  4. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Heffe
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    I’ll bet she’s also Acuvue Moist in other places.

  5. Taylor Lautner Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
    Galaor
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    So Sasha Grey finally made it into the children–entertainement industry?

  6. Ian Somerhalder Teen Choice Awards
    Galaor
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    I saw this once on House MD, I think he’s having a stroke.

  7. Kristen Stewart Teen Choice Awards
    tiredofwaiting
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    i wonder what she thinks of robs black book “interview”? just marry him..damit!!

  8. Kathryn McCormick Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Kubla Khan
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    sexbot eyes and a sexbot body.
    yum

  9. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    boer
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    nice legs

  10. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Glenys
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    No no.

  11. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    O'chunt
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    Not sure what happened to her legs but me likey, very very much so.

  12. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Funky Chicken
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    Nice product placement-moist indeed

  13. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
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    The fact that I clearly perceive everything that’s wrong with this vaguely Waterworldesque picture while still wanting to wreck that anyway, speaks volumes against me.

  14. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    vgrly
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    someone needs to get her some chaffing powder.

  15. Kathryn McCormick Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I love Kathryn! She was my fave on SYTYCD.

  16. Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Oily.

  17. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
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    So…Yea we tried this in the 90′s… Robbie Van Winkle ring a bell? oh I mean Vanilla Ice… Check it out… Just a few razor zags on the sides… And a movie about being a bad boy who drives a motorcycle… And we should expect you to put a hard core touch on your first hit, ironically called “baby”. Yea that worked out well…

  18. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    Smarterass
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    Makes me want to be a purple people eater.

  19. Kathryn McCormick Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    George Costanza
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    What is Elaine Benes doing at this event?

  20. Pauly D Flexing Bicep Teen Choice Awards
    bob
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    fresh to death

  21. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    gigos
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    if she’s looking for her tits she’s not going to find them

  22. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Cardinal Fang
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    I’d still nail the fence jumpin’ half of her.

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