The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News

July 23rd, 2012 // 278 Comments

- Tired of shootings and Joe Paterno? Breasts are here. [theCHIVE]

- Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds staging paparazzi photos? More importantly, do they want one where a crazed fan grabs her breasts and runs off? I know a guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aaron Paul: The Greatest Price Is Right Contestant Ever? [BuzzFeed]

- They found Katherine Jackson because she wasn’t even missing. [Dlisted]

- Is Hilary Duff on the same weight loss plan as Jessica Simpson? [Popoholic]

- If so, again, neither one should look at Alessandra Ambrosio already wearing a two-piece. Ever. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anderson Cooper wants to have sex with the Oscar statue. That’s gotta be what’s happening here. [TooFab]

- The Dark Knight Rises has a porn parody already. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scott Ian is a gun-lover making a whole lot of sense about the Colorado shooting. [Starpulse]

- YouPorn wants to teach Fred Willard about the joys of Internet porn and restores my faith in America. [FilmDrunk]

- The Muppets tell Chick-fil-A to eat a dick. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Ummm, yeah no thanks.

  2. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    Pine Table Fever
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    Bieber, you absolute fucking cunt.

  3. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Never heard of her.

  4. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    she smiles like a burn victim.

  5. Pauly D Flexing Bicep Teen Choice Awards
    Pine Table Fever
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    ‘Rancid’ is more like it. Fucking cokehead imbecile.

  6. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    its like she’s getting thicker w/ every shot

  7. Lea Michele Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Hmm, tough one. I’d let her eat me out only because that nose would feel awesome on my clit. But as soon I got off, bitch would get kicked out.

  8. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    I’m not into fat Vegas showgirls. Thanks, though.

  9. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    yes with head and even with no make up

  10. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Also, not into 12 year olds. Or pepto pink.

  11. Kathryn McCormick Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Nice tits.

  12. Ian Somerhalder Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Yes, definitely would take a sledgehammer to his face. Or maybe a crow bar. Or both. I do have two hands.

  13. Kristen Stewart Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Not with Sandusky’s dick.

  14. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Not with Sandusky’s dick.

  15. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Nice prom dress.

  16. Zac Efron Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Yes, I would fuck that surfboard.

  17. Pauly D Flexing Bicep Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Aaand now I’m bored with this.

  18. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    She’s adorable! If she were still a minor, I’d say it should be illegal for her to be on this site!

  19. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    Nina
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    Seriously, he must be XXY

  20. Ian Somerhalder Teen Choice Awards
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    He has that anime face going on. Angled eyes, angled eyebrows, weird grin…

  21. Kristen Stewart Teen Choice Awards
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    Her outfit is cute. Goes great with new boobs.

  22. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
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    And shimmy, shimmy…. and jazz hands!

  23. Lea Michele Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Nina
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    This is the best she’s ever looked. She’s got that Kelly Kapowski hair.

  24. Pauly D Flexing Bicep Teen Choice Awards
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    I’m weak for nice, strong arms. And yet… I would still kick him off the side of a bridge before I let myself touch those.

  25. Taylor Lautner Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
    Nina
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    Devil’s threesome, and the chick has already been roofied,

  26. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Nina
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    Looks way older than usual here. Maybe she should drink the blood of a virgin.

  27. Pauly D Flexing Bicep Teen Choice Awards
    PtC
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    That’s the one place I don’t want to see a pearl necklace

  28. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Visible Ink
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    Still looks like a 12-14 year old girl. It’s creepy. Something’s seriously messed up with this girl. And not in a good, kinky sort of way.

    • jud

      some latinas are like that like lupe fuentes, Melanie rios all over 18 but look like little kids. Its creepy

  29. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Geez, where has this chick BEEN? I havent seen her release a CD or put out amovie in years, Its good to know shes still alive (her ginger hair was more becoming though)

  30. Lea Michele Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    A.Beauty22
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    gorgeous!!!!

  31. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Shes very cute but a VERY bad actress. Her DEGRASSI scenes were embaressing to watch

  32. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Outfit is hideous
    foundation too light
    legs too chubby and dimply (for this outfit at least)
    not loving her as a blonde

  33. you fatso dorks would have sex with anything that moved if you could shuffle and catch it. it’s a trip seeing people on here say they wouldn’t have sex with selena gomez, or whomever…hhahahaAAHAH…right.

  34. Ian Somerhalder Teen Choice Awards
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Gee its nice to see he got all dressed up for the occasion….

  35. Taylor Lautner Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Oh shes high in this one!

    It saddens me that THESE butt-munches are what the teens in 2012 consider “Sex Symbols”.

  36. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    She bores the shit out of me

    How long is she gonna try to ride that Virginal Little Girl Who Doesnt Wanna Get Hurt train?! Shes gonna look mighty silly singing those songs at 30.

  37. Taylor Lautner Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
    Visible Ink
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    Not another Three Stooges remake!

  38. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    The Pope
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    Suddenly, I totally get that fetish about watching a girl pop balloons in between her thighs.

  39. Taylor Lautner Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
    The Pope
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    I recognize Beavis and Butthead, but who is the chick supposed to be?

  40. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
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    “Justin! I heard your girlfriend’s contacts dried up.”
    “She just . . . forgot . . . her Selena.”
    YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  41. Joe Jonas Teen Choice Awards
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    “Remember me? I used to be popular. And recognized. And assumed straight.”

  42. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
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    She dresses like she’s considering taking the bull dyke position.

  43. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    JoJo? LiLo? Who gives a FuckO?

  44. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    This girl always had a smokin’ hot body. I’m just glad she’s of age now, so I can say publicly, I would wreck that. She looks like she could take a beating and come back for more.

  45. Nina Dobrev Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    What the fuck happened to her face?

  46. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    That push up bra is doing wonders for her.

  47. Lea Michele Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    Oh, fuck Kimmy. Thank you for providing my masturbation material for this evening.

  48. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
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    Chick is THICK!

  49. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    The state says it’s okay to fuck her, and I, being the law abiding citizen I am, will oblige.

  50. Kathryn McCormick Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    She’s fucking HOT!

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