The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News

July 23rd, 2012 // 278 Comments

- Tired of shootings and Joe Paterno? Breasts are here. [theCHIVE]

- Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds staging paparazzi photos? More importantly, do they want one where a crazed fan grabs her breasts and runs off? I know a guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aaron Paul: The Greatest Price Is Right Contestant Ever? [BuzzFeed]

- They found Katherine Jackson because she wasn’t even missing. [Dlisted]

- Is Hilary Duff on the same weight loss plan as Jessica Simpson? [Popoholic]

- If so, again, neither one should look at Alessandra Ambrosio already wearing a two-piece. Ever. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anderson Cooper wants to have sex with the Oscar statue. That’s gotta be what’s happening here. [TooFab]

- The Dark Knight Rises has a porn parody already. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scott Ian is a gun-lover making a whole lot of sense about the Colorado shooting. [Starpulse]

- YouPorn wants to teach Fred Willard about the joys of Internet porn and restores my faith in America. [FilmDrunk]

- The Muppets tell Chick-fil-A to eat a dick. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
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    crazy chicks are great in bed. yup.

  2. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    check her license first, then defile her.

  3. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    JoJo looks good and you know she is a freak.

  4. Kristen Stewart Teen Choice Awards
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    Extra points if you pretend she’s Joan Jett!

  5. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    Gorgeous.

  6. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
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    No Usher sloppy seconds for me.

  7. Kathryn McCormick Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    Wash yo’ face!

  8. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    No talent.

  9. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
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    if the rumors are true, no. if BS: yup.

  10. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    Goddamn she is gorgeous. She seriously can’t do better than that Bieber chick?

  11. Ian Somerhalder Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    Dude is definitely a Scientologist.

  12. Zac Efron Teen Choice Awards
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    he’s pretty, but … pass.

  13. Kristen Stewart Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    Damn she looks good.

  14. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    As long as you don’t have cankles its is A-OK to have legs like that.

  15. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    Ellen?

  16. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    El Jefe
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    Hot midget sex. Yes.

  17. Pauly D Flexing Bicep Teen Choice Awards
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    lets hope JS is over by next year’s show.

  18. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    The Royal Penis
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    This chick is Smokin’.

    Too bad “Teen Choice” doesn’t mean I get to pick which barely legal hottie I get to have dirty/nasty old man sex with.

  19. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    bear
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    jojo looks fucking hot

  20. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    Beaver Underground
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    Wrong, just wrong in so many ways.

  21. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    mike
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    ugh, short and chunky, not hot.

  22. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
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    I like how there’s a little arrow on the carpet pointed towards the cameras, so none of these people faces the wall and wonders where everyone is.

  23. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Sheppy
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    Totally.

  24. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Beaver Underground
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    Touched by the Canadian Lean Bacon?! No, thanks. I don’t want cooties.

  25. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    Sheppy
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    Bet she’s amazing in bed = yes.

  26. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Sheppy
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    Little in the way of cleavage, but enough for me.

  27. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    spray tan
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    Drippy spray tan knee….

  28. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    fvalen001
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    I would definitely plow that. Or at least put two in the pink, and one in the stink.

  29. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    Ladypants
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    Lady Jaye meets David Caruso.

  30. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    Snack pack
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    Is that a watch? It suits her delicate wrist nicely.

  31. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    replay
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    Are these the only ones who turned up?

  32. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    fvalen001
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    helicopter, with spring dismount. Cant go wrong.

  33. Taylor Lautner Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
    fvalen001
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    And “Battle of The Chins” continues, right after these words.

  34. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    fvalen001
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    “Prepare for battle, Captain Kirk” – Romulan Empress Bangsalot.

  35. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    fvalen001
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    “My nose is petite, I tell you!!”

  36. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    Beaver Underground
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    Trying to lift the air won’t impress anyone. Especially, when you look like crapping your pants doing so.

  37. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    Beaver Underground
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    I call photoshop. She has thicker legs.

  38. Kathryn McCormick Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    vgrly
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    Any relation to McCormick spices I have in my cupboard? If so then yes I would just for the money. Nice bewbs as well.

  39. Hayden Panettiere Teen Choice Awards
    vgrly
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    Did she call the award show organizer up for a swath of the carpet to coordinate her shoes and dress? WTF?

  40. Zac Efron Teen Choice Awards
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    Fixed.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/23/efron-teen-choice-340_453.jpg[/img]

  41. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    Techman
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    Side boob at a kids award show. Classy.

  42. Justin Bieber Teen Choice Awards
    Techman
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    Vroom, vroom. Justin Bieber arriving on his imaginary motorcycle.

  43. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Name goes here
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    built tough, like a Ford F-150.

  44. Selena Gomez Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    Name goes here
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    I just spend a inordinate amount of time using the zoom feature to look at her armpit hair. What is wrong with me?

  45. Taylor Lautner Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Teen Choice Awards
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    is the guy on the left shrinking?

  46. Taylor Swift Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    your mustache is coming thru all that makeup…

  47. JoJo Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    Too muscular. And manface. Hmmm…

  48. Lea Michele Cleavage Teen Choice Awards
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    looks like way too many teeth.

    • mamamiasweetpeaches

      Can u imagine her and Demi Lovato getting it on? The gnashing of teeth would be deafening!

  49. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
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    like a young drea matteo…

  50. Demi Lovato Side Boob Teen Choice Awards
    bernard
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    she locks her knees when her but itches

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