The 2012 Teen Choice Awards And Other News

- Tired of shootings and Joe Paterno? Breasts are here. [theCHIVE]

- Are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds staging paparazzi photos? More importantly, do they want one where a crazed fan grabs her breasts and runs off? I know a guy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aaron Paul: The Greatest Price Is Right Contestant Ever? [BuzzFeed]

- They found Katherine Jackson because she wasn’t even missing. [Dlisted]

- Is Hilary Duff on the same weight loss plan as Jessica Simpson? [Popoholic]

- If so, again, neither one should look at Alessandra Ambrosio already wearing a two-piece. Ever. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Anderson Cooper wants to have sex with the Oscar statue. That’s gotta be what’s happening here. [TooFab]

- The Dark Knight Rises has a porn parody already. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scott Ian is a gun-lover making a whole lot of sense about the Colorado shooting. [Starpulse]

- YouPorn wants to teach Fred Willard about the joys of Internet porn and restores my faith in America. [FilmDrunk]

- The Muppets tell Chick-fil-A to eat a dick. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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