Now that I’ve bored you to tears with my words on Joe Paterno, who wants to look at some pretty pictures? Welcome to our annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show coverage, only this year thanks to our brand spanking new site, we were able to condense this puppy into one glorious magical post featuring Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and some other chicks with less recognizable names. Think of it like Santa Claus kicking down your bedroom door first thing Christmas morning and exploding his present sack all over your face. *rereads* Yup, that came out right.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
It’s like a lingerie fashion show on acid.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! Tall or short, fat or skinny, white or black, a woman’s form certainly captivates – even more so when they have wings to wrap around you for that loving embrace – keeping you locked in for wave after wave of pleasure.
Randal
Hmmm….would you REALLY want those wire frame “wings” wrapped around you? Could be a bit claustrophobic, and scratchy.
Is the theme of this wearable contraption “Bride of the Elf Prince”?
This woman is gorgeous, and she is 4 years older than Lohan and that group of worthless losers. Look at them side by side – frightening how shitty Lindsey looks, but then I never found her bloated, pasty, splotchy skin and meth smile attractive.
Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo, Ms. Kerr.
If I look at these pictures my thought processes will be shot for the rest of the day, so it will have to wait.
That outfit could use significantly more side-boob.
Man I love the new gallery. Now I can just skip right to Candace without all the other crap :D
She’s like an ice sculpture peacock…
she looks like a kid… her face
If that’s a kid then spank my ass and call me Joe Paterno. I want her babies!
Uninteresting, maybe next time you show some pics of chicks who eat.
LOL
Kerr is so beautiful its almost physically painful for me to look at her. If she passed me on the street I’d probably start crying.
Me too, but for different reasons.
She is absolutely stunning! She’s so beautiful its almost inhuman. If I saw her on the street, I would get a boner. And I’m a woman so its not really possible, but that is how magical her beauty is. She is my all time favorite VS model. Sha-wing!
It’s called a clit boner, kimmy.
cloner? nah…
you’ve got her all day, sista.
TomFrank, no not like a lady boner. Like, she’s so magical I could probably grow a large erect penis. Hmm, that’s terrifying actually, but it’d be cool to have one for just a day. I’d be slapping everybody in the face with it.
My veredict on Kerr: Body=10. Face=0.
omg!!! fuck!
this is so fucking unfair!!!
so, unfair!
cock tease!
turn around! just do it! wtf!!!
I’m hard.
omg!
cock tease! damn you are beautiful.
Reese Witherspoon = dagger chin. This one = hubba hubba?
Apparently I’m not getting it.
no, you don’t got me! you are fine, but no! damn!!!!
I really have to pick a sport so I can kick supermodel’s husband’s collective asses.
yes. I like! very much i like! wtf!
I don’t care if I get bashed for this, but Kerr’s face looks really fuckin odd to me. Reminds me of a cabbage patch kid.
You’re not alone. The pedobait look is a turn off.
I never thought all that much of her, the face is definitely a bit weird.
I thought so too. Something with her eyes maybe looks really different? Surgery?
I think the same thing: her body is great, but her face looks like the one of an eight year old. It totally ruins it for me.
Now, as brasileiras son muito bonitas!!!!!!
VS shows are always great. Most of them actually look happy to be there.
What they don’t show is at the end of the runway there is a chalkboard. That’s right, this is actually an elaborately sexy math relay.
Someone put a paper bag on her head :-(
Alright, alright, after looking at all these Victoria Secret photos I’ll go to the gym!! Although my ass will never look like that! And I’d better book myself in for one of the most extensive bikini waxes ever!
I know right?! I like Adriana Lima’s body the best. Maybe because it seems attainable without starving myself? Of course, I’ll never have the huge boobs… *Sigh*
That’s it im going to New York and hunt Candice Swanepoel down and make a move…
nice use of inline galleries.
She has stretch marks!? She’s a HUMAN BEING AFTER ALL? OMG….
she hadn’t got any by now, even in runaway photos made after pregnancy, but it looks (only in this photo) like she’s got a single stretch mark, weird
Lindsay Ellingson > Breathing.
boring
Where’s Chanel Iman? Just asking…
And yet at the end of the day there always seems to be Russell Simmons saying it all with his eyes.
If I don’t eat, neither does the baby.
Her youth and health makes her pretty, but that’s about it…
That outfit is so cheesy it’s embarrasing.
photoshop?