The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Now that I’ve bored you to tears with my words on Joe Paterno, who wants to look at some pretty pictures? Welcome to our annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show coverage, only this year thanks to our brand spanking new site, we were able to condense this puppy into one glorious magical post featuring Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and some other chicks with less recognizable names. Think of it like Santa Claus kicking down your bedroom door first thing Christmas morning and exploding his present sack all over your face. *rereads* Yup, that came out right.

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