The 2011 People’s Choice Awards

January 6th, 2011 // 130 Comments

And by People’s Choice Awards coverage, I meant three posts because I’m not about to waste my time on an awards show that picks The Twilight Saga: Eclipse over Inception. That’s what MTV’s for. At any rate, here are the highlights, if you can even call them that:

- Khloe Kardashian has red hair proving Clairol tests on animals.
- Selena Gomez showed up sans Justin Bieber.
- Zac Efron stood next to Taylor Swift so clearly they’re fucking.
- Robert Pattinson wore a coat.
- Johnny Depp! SQUEEEE!
- Natalie Portman was pregnant.
- Kristen Stewart was morose.
- And the Kardashians actually won something thereby discrediting television forever.

Before we get back to business as usual, I just want to give special props to Jerry O’Connell who’s obviously been using his ridiculous amounts of free time to become an expert photobomber. See? Being the unhireable fat kid from Stand By Me‘s not so bad after all.

Photos: Getty

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  1. gogo

    FIRST !!

  2. slickem

    Fuckin fame whores

  3. People's Choice Awards
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    Quite a big wide yap on this gal.
    Not necessarily a bad thing.

  4. People's Choice Awards
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    Jen does not appear to use Botox.

  5. People's Choice Awards
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    Shouldn’t Sir Elton be at home with the baby?

  6. chewbacca in drag!

  7. People's Choice Awards
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    Who’s the jokester who snuck a wax figurine into the theater?

  8. Jeremy

    photobomb.

  9. People's Choice Awards
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    Mickey Rourke cleans up pretty good…

  10. kurgen99

    Nice one Jerry!

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    Josephus
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    Because apparently Jake Gyllenhall wasn’t gay enough.

  12. People's Choice Awards
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    Not her best look. Very drab. Her breasts deserve a nicer dress.

  13. wooooooo!

    Are you sure thats not just Damon Wayans dressed up as a white chick again?

  14. People's Choice Awards
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    What a face.
    Is this the blogger’s new celebrity crush for 2011? Time to throw over that Gossip Girl for something hotter.

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    Elle
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    Is she hanging with Octomom?

  16. People's Choice Awards
    wooooooo!
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    Ahhhh! Godzeerah!!!!!!!!!

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    Elle
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    Proving that Justin Bieber’s fans are all talk…

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    Dep’s gotta be ugly-ing himself up deliberately. He looks AWFUL.

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    ingy
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    Is it human?

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    Hi
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    Nice work on hiring the photo editor… Only about a quarter are fucked.

  21. LJ

    I was channel surfing when I saw Queen Latifah walking over to the sisters in the front row.

    I changed the channel and never went back.

    Modern Family was very funny last night.

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    Meh

  23. People's Choice Awards
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    I will never understand……..
    Must be the UK accent. Drives some women crazy.

  24. coco's tits

    God I can’t stand these Hoes. With that being said, I would still have a 3 some with Kim and Kourtney. I would let Khloe’s ugly ass film it though.

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    With the stick-straight body of a 10-year old boy topped off by her enormous head, Taylor Swift is mistaken for a giant penis.

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    Mommy!

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    Emilay
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    One of these things just doesn’t belong here! -__-

  28. People's Choice Awards
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    I can clearly see why she was cast as an awkward teenager.

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    S'up Bitches
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    Khloe? Good God, you could plummet to your death trying to climb that ugly mountain of beast.

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    Tex
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    Doesn’t she look a bit like Snooki, in this pic? LOL

  31. jerry

    you realize Jerry is actually starring in a pretty good show right now and is married to Rebecca Romaine. Think he’s doin alright

  32. Curly, Moe, Shemp… who’s the 4th guy?

  33. Cock Dr

    I am angry at the big moose sister for dying her hair red.
    We gingers have enough problems as it is with her trying to muscle into the party.
    Thank U Jerry for making a terrible photo something special.

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    flavorfest
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    Guy in the back is worried his pubes might leave there ginger colored. Take cover!

  35. At least they got one actor into the picture.

  36. kk

    good job people. just keep letting the whoredashians think they are “real” celebritieis who have something to offer the world.

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    josh
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    Khloe Kardashian is sooo a dim-witted, ugly, saskatch-like underclass human !

  38. GravyLeg

    Left to right…

    Idiot, Fame Whore, Fame Whore, Orangutan.

  39. GravyLeg

    They really have quit trying… I am not even convinced Khloe is of the same species much less of the Kardashian gene pool.

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    xtuna
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    best dressed!

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    she wants to be on jersey shore now.

  42. GravyLeg

    A perfect example of what a bitch recessive genes are… You never can predict when the Down’s Syndrome Orangutan gene will strike.

    • Alex

      Down’s isn’t a recessive gene, it’s an extra chromosome due to the chromosome not separating properly during meiosis. Oh look I actually learned a lot in my biology class last semester!

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    Keith
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    I thought this further evidence of her Wookie ancestry

  44. Drew

    All 3 of them are disgusting. Kim might actually be attractive if her persona didn’t remind me of the shit I took this morning.

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    GravyLeg
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    The next time someone wraps her in a shower curtain, they need to make sure to dig the hole deeper….

  46. Anonymous

    I pray for the day these skanks go away.

  47. Mortimer Duke

    What is Khloe wearing? The bedsheet that she helped Lamar jack off into?

  48. marlo brando

    IS it Just me or does Khloe Kardashian’s face Resembles the V FOR VENDETTA mask??? All she needs is a little mustache and a cape and she would be ready to fight the government

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    YETI
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    No no it’s Yeti!

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    Rather Dashing
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    I see that hairdo and I expect to hear her whine at any moment, “Al, let’s have sex.”

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