And by People’s Choice Awards coverage, I meant three posts because I’m not about to waste my time on an awards show that picks The Twilight Saga: Eclipse over Inception. That’s what MTV’s for. At any rate, here are the highlights, if you can even call them that:
- Khloe Kardashian has red hair proving Clairol tests on animals.
- Selena Gomez showed up sans Justin Bieber.
- Zac Efron stood next to Taylor Swift so clearly they’re fucking.
- Robert Pattinson wore a coat.
- Johnny Depp! SQUEEEE!
- Natalie Portman was pregnant.
- Kristen Stewart was morose.
- And the Kardashians actually won something thereby discrediting television forever.
Before we get back to business as usual, I just want to give special props to Jerry O’Connell who’s obviously been using his ridiculous amounts of free time to become an expert photobomber. See? Being the unhireable fat kid from Stand By Me‘s not so bad after all.
Photos: Getty
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Fuckin fame whores
Quite a big wide yap on this gal.
Not necessarily a bad thing.
Jen does not appear to use Botox.
Just Lestoil
Shouldn’t Sir Elton be at home with the baby?
chewbacca in drag!
I hate to post this but I must be honest.
The big one looks alright to me as a ginger. Not bad.
Who’s the jokester who snuck a wax figurine into the theater?
photobomb.
Mickey Rourke cleans up pretty good…
Nice one Jerry!
Because apparently Jake Gyllenhall wasn’t gay enough.
Ha ha! I just snorted my Coke across my desk… well done, sir!
Better your desk than the bathroom sink.
Oh, not that kind of coke.
Not her best look. Very drab. Her breasts deserve a nicer dress.
Are you sure thats not just Damon Wayans dressed up as a white chick again?
+1
What a face.
Is this the blogger’s new celebrity crush for 2011? Time to throw over that Gossip Girl for something hotter.
Is she hanging with Octomom?
Ahhhh! Godzeerah!!!!!!!!!
Proving that Justin Bieber’s fans are all talk…
Dep’s gotta be ugly-ing himself up deliberately. He looks AWFUL.
Is it human?
Nice work on hiring the photo editor… Only about a quarter are fucked.
I was channel surfing when I saw Queen Latifah walking over to the sisters in the front row.
I changed the channel and never went back.
Modern Family was very funny last night.
Meh
I will never understand……..
Must be the UK accent. Drives some women crazy.
It’s the jawline.
God I can’t stand these Hoes. With that being said, I would still have a 3 some with Kim and Kourtney. I would let Khloe’s ugly ass film it though.
Kind of hard to run a camera without opposable thumbs.
With the stick-straight body of a 10-year old boy topped off by her enormous head, Taylor Swift is mistaken for a giant penis.
Mommy!
One of these things just doesn’t belong here! -__-
I can clearly see why she was cast as an awkward teenager.
Khloe? Good God, you could plummet to your death trying to climb that ugly mountain of beast.
Doesn’t she look a bit like Snooki, in this pic? LOL
holy shit she does look like her!
you realize Jerry is actually starring in a pretty good show right now and is married to Rebecca Romaine. Think he’s doin alright
kangaroo jack!
Curly, Moe, Shemp… who’s the 4th guy?
Cook
Err I mean Larry
I am angry at the big moose sister for dying her hair red.
We gingers have enough problems as it is with her trying to muscle into the party.
Thank U Jerry for making a terrible photo something special.
Guy in the back is worried his pubes might leave there ginger colored. Take cover!
At least they got one actor into the picture.
Score!
good job people. just keep letting the whoredashians think they are “real” celebritieis who have something to offer the world.
Khloe Kardashian is sooo a dim-witted, ugly, saskatch-like underclass human !
Left to right…
Idiot, Fame Whore, Fame Whore, Orangutan.
Wait a second, he married Rebecca Romaine… so GENIUS.
They really have quit trying… I am not even convinced Khloe is of the same species much less of the Kardashian gene pool.
best dressed!
she wants to be on jersey shore now.
A perfect example of what a bitch recessive genes are… You never can predict when the Down’s Syndrome Orangutan gene will strike.
Down’s isn’t a recessive gene, it’s an extra chromosome due to the chromosome not separating properly during meiosis. Oh look I actually learned a lot in my biology class last semester!
Well, I am not REALLY a geneticist… I just play one on the Internet…
I thought this further evidence of her Wookie ancestry
All 3 of them are disgusting. Kim might actually be attractive if her persona didn’t remind me of the shit I took this morning.
hahaha that made my morning
The next time someone wraps her in a shower curtain, they need to make sure to dig the hole deeper….
I pray for the day these skanks go away.
What is Khloe wearing? The bedsheet that she helped Lamar jack off into?
IS it Just me or does Khloe Kardashian’s face Resembles the V FOR VENDETTA mask??? All she needs is a little mustache and a cape and she would be ready to fight the government
LOL that’s so random
haha on point! except shes already got tha stache
No no it’s Yeti!
I see that hairdo and I expect to hear her whine at any moment, “Al, let’s have sex.”