The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

November 11th, 2010 // 126 Comments

Sorry for the late start, folks, but as you can see, it was not for naught.

Here’s the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which, as you already know, featured the return of Mount Katy Perry along with these lovely ladies who, if Adriana Lima is any indication, were prepared to get violent if everyone regardless of gender didn’t get a boner. No, really, Adriana Lima looks like she ran around backstage screaming into mirrors to pump everybody up. “Let’s push-up some tits! A ROO ROO ROO ROO! We’ve gotta keep our composure!” *slams metal chair into locker*

Enjoy.

EDIT: Bumped to the top for reasons that should be blood-centralizingly evident.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Karolina Kurkova
    lux
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    That’s Karolina Kurkova, who last year (two years?) ago wasn’t able to fit into her outfits because she was “so fat.” Google her, they ripped her apart for having cellulite. Poor gorgeous girl.

  2. Karolina Kurkova
    GeorgeWBush
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    YAWN……if you’ve seen one tranny show, you’ve seen them all….days of the super runway models are gone….

  3. Karolina Kurkova
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    Teeth!

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    Spikey lingerie makes me nervous.

  5. Candice Swanepoel
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    This woman is so beautiful.

  6. Candice Swanepoel
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    So fucking cute. Come over & have waffles with us.

  7. Candice Swanepoel
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    Mmmmmmm

  8. Candice Swanepoel
    TheClap
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    Agreed

  9. Karolina Kurkova
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    Perhaps it’s time to retire this angel.

  10. Erin Heatherton
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    Girl next door wholesomeness.
    *yawn*

  11. Karolina Kurkova
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    Better with that strange bellybutton situation covered up.

  12. Adriana Lima
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    Except for Candice I was underwhelmed.
    Some models did look alarmingly underweight.

  13. phil

    The usual bunch of pointy-faced bags of bones.

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio
    uncle jonathans corncob pipe
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    her torso looks like a bag of rocks

  15. Adriana Lima
    Iris
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    She looks skinnier now than before she had her baby…
    just HOW much push-up padding is in that bra??

  16. trousers

    not that any of these stick chicks do it for me, but can you seriously expand the thumbs so we can see them all at once?

  17. Whatever

    This; [IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/bemibabi/victorias_secret/Stephanie_Seymour_04.jpg[/IMG] and this; [IMG]http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee65/abuelowolf/5%20%20medicine%20stories%20%204-Sep-2006/299e.jpg[/IMG] are what VS models should look like. Not these sickly looking ‘women’.

  18. Nate

    Awe she’s blowing us some blow.

  19. Adriana Lima
    minx
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    those boobs are so clearly fake it’s almost redundant to type it

    • Guest

      They’re real, it’s called a push-up bra with a lot of padding. That much is so clearly obvious it’s almost sad, actually it is sad, that I had to type this.

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Blair
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    Gorgeous…except Adriana’s dark hair looks terrible.

  21. Candice Swanepoel
    minx
    Commented on this photo:

    whose ass is it?? they keep showing the ass but not the face.

    • Magic of Photoshop

      If you actually *read* the first bolded, enlarged text on the right of the picture instead of just staring at the ass, you may know the answer.

  22. Rocco

    Candice is bangin…the others are OK. Too bad Miranda isn’t there, she’s a babe for sure.

    • Hello

      Are you kidding? I’m so glad Moronda and her retarded face & shapeless body were not there!!!! It’s disturbing to see a supposed “lingerie model” with a flat saggy ass and no boobs at all….. If you’re meant to sell bikinis and panties you should have something to fill them with and have an attractive look. Moronda has nothing, she’s just stewpid and fug.

  23. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Rex
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    Everyone remember these women, because as soon as pictures of them on the beach show up. All I am going to see is comments on how they are fat. Go ahead look at some of the individual pictures of these girls and see if I am lying.

  24. Adriana Lima
    Gotcha
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    I came… Seriously thought, it looked sickly how some of them had no ass/curves other than the bones that are filling out the skin they wear.

  25. Candice Swanepoel
    Blech
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    If this ass weren’t photoshopped, I wouldn’t mind having it.

  26. Izabel Goulart
    b
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    Scatman Cruthers doing the gold glitter soft shoe back there. My subconsious cant take it.

  27. Adriana Lima
    Blech
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    Candice is the prettiest of the bunch. Also the youngest it seems.

  28. Adriana Lima
    b
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone consult GWAR on this one? Oh shit shes got her skulls on and shes pissed..lookout!

  29. Adriana Lima
    b
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    GWAR slave!

  30. Karolina Kurkova
    Josh
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    That Karolina Kurkova chick looks like she was locked in a concentration camp whereupon she ate all the dead bodies and then promptly vomited them up without absorbing any nutrients.

  31. Karolina Kurkova
    Jana
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    nice ribs.

  32. Adriana Lima
    IVy
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    all of them look deformed, they’re not what they used to be
    WEIRD

  33. Karolina Kurkova
    oh no!
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    what happend to her awesome body?

  34. mua

    This year the show sucked. Boring. Bad musical performances. Nothing special. Girls weren’t as hot as they used to be.

  35. Karolina Kurkova
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    Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

  36. Adriana Lima
    GIa
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    Wow she used to be so hot , glowing,
    Now shes has lost , we can see that in hereyes !!
    Shame beauty fades !!!!

  37. Karolina Kurkova
    Magic of Photoshop
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    It’s just the curse of the Eastern European women: they look hot until their twenties and quickly go downhill from there. Besides, she’s not blessed with a lingerie-model body: even when emaciated her waist is almost non existent. But people don’t realize that because most of VS models have been so much airbrushed on the catalogs.

  38. Jesse

    I miss Laeticia Casta!

  39. Alessandra Ambrosio
    boOO
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    Horse neighing hehe

  40. Cher X

    Oh my gosh, Pic 5, that blonde. Girl is in seriously need of a brownie.

    If I were a dude, I’d want a woman who looks lush and curvy (and yeah you can get that without being fat). That pic is just seriously gross.

  41. Karolina Kurkova
    Jenny
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    Ah yes, the woman without a belly button returns…

  42. Hank Rearden

    Horrible outfits. Unpleasant to look at. Real disappointment.

    I agree, many of these girls need to eat more. Skin and bones and implants is not a good look.

  43. brit

    Girl in Image 5 is definitely scary-thin, even compared to the already ultra-thin models. Candice S. is definitely the healthiest and very pretty. Pic 20…she is thin but she has some muscle on her thighs.

  44. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Tim
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    Usually I make fun of eating disorders as an affectation of whiny rich girls, but who the hell is the blond near-death concentration camp model in the 5th picture??? You can see her entire skeleton.

  45. Sugar

    Marissa Miller wasn’t invited this year? Is she pregnant too?

  46. wim

    tobe honest: IWAS ONE HELL OF A SECRET, folks!!

  47. Chubby Chick

    Looking at these women, I wonder why anyone would rather sleep with a dude. These ladies are HOT! If I looked like them, I would be wearing bits of tape and a thong to the grocery store. ;-)

  48. Karolina Kurkova
    karolinaquestion
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    I read she had a baby on October 29th THIS YEAR. I don’t believe that is possible….

  49. seth

    Now this is what I call high quality anorexia cleavage!

  50. Candice Swanepoel
    mk
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    shes still the only feminine looking one……i miss cindy crawford, claudia and the real models.

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