The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards

January 28th, 2013 // 109 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 19th Annual Screen Actor Guild Awards which I might as well have called “The I Watch A Lot of Mad Men, Breaking Bad and Homeland Plus Want To Touch Maria Menounos‘ Butt Gallery” which is really the core message here. Well, that and, Oh God Jesus Why, Jessica Pare?!. Although, admittedly, that’s more of a subtext than underlying theme because I’m so deep and complex.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN

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    BB
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    Lookin’ pretty vamped up and psycho there, Claire.

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    Jaimie Alexander, the first woman ever to be born with two backs.

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    Ugh, just gross. She looks like someone put a foot where her face was supposed to be, and that foot has athletes foot. In other words; this is the best Lea Michele has ever looked.

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    Fivehead.

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    You would. You know you wold.

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    Surprised Mr. Beefy didn’t make an appearance at the awards show.

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    Gary Grant
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    A rare sighting of a non-pregnant Jennifer Garner.

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    Gary Grant
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    Blowup dolls can get SAG cards too?

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    that is one lucky woman

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    ouch. wasn’t expecting that.

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    Please make her go away.

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    Not her best look, but I know how hot she is so she gets a pass.

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    gillian
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    How cute! The best she’s ever looked!

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    What he is doing with her, is a great mystery to us all.

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    Lucky ? She can’t move her mouth area … ugh. Too much surgery and botox.

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    Phoenix
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    His finishing move is obviously the head butt.

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    Phoenix
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    Pictures like this make Ryan Murphy cry.

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    Phoenix
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    Curtains.

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    Phoenix
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    “Oil can.”

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    Phoenix
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    Lee Press-On Brows?

  21. anonym

    SAG, globes, oscars….. three hollywood circle jerks all in the span of 2 months.

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    Vinnie
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    Pretty!

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    He has so much blood flowing to that monster stored in his pants that the rest of his body is turning purple!

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    steve buscemi as a woman

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    I think we ca safely pronounce her back into the hot camp.

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    I love her small, slender sexy body.

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    Connor grew up ugly! Those were the days: Vampires were either moody Irish bastards or English football hooligans who beat the crap out of someone even if they didn’t feel like biting them, got mixed up with tough chicks who could kick their asses, and burst into flames in sunlight in a manly way. Sparkle boy wouldn’t last 5 minutes in the Whedonverse.

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    Inara!

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    The panty hamster won’t escape from that outfit :(

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    The winner of this year’s new category: Drag Queen Jimmy Durante look-alikes.

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    So gorgeous she uglies up all the other women nearby.

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    He’s class.

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    Fuck I hate the lipstick-over-the-natural-lipline look.

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    Her features are very … severe …

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    Shawna
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    Obvious nose job is obvious.

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    Veronika Larsson
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    Gorgeous woman. Spiteful comments from a bunch of losers. Rock on, Sif/Wonder Woman!

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    anonymous
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    Her hype all but disappeared after she wasn’t cast was Wonder Woman.

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    anonymous
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    Never heard of this one.

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    anonymous
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    I think this is the first pic of her to appear on this site showing only her front.

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    anonymous
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    Looks like Nicole stole John Travolta’s rug from Pulp Fiction and dyed it.

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    anonymous
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    All this time I thought Gollum was a dude.

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    titty police
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    SLUT!!! lol

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