Despite the fact Charlie Sheen has unleashed a maelstrom of porn stars eager to tell us how much he loves coke and sex dungeons, the Screen Actors Guild still decided to hold an awards show yesterday, clearly just to piss me off. I mean, Christ, they even invited Kim Kardashian which had to be some sort of sick joke. “Hey, what if we honor the hardest working professionals in the business, but as a gag, we force them to treat a vapid mountain of ass who’s done absolutely nothing of value, save serve as a human urinal, as their peer? Hysterical, right? — Guys? C’mon, I know every single of one you didn’t just simultaneously hang yourself.
Guys?
Oh, shit.”
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shes fake inside and out. it would be like fucking a plastic doll. not that i havent done that already…. ;) haha jk.
The SAG awards has the best boobage ever… I MEANT STARS! STARS!!!
“hello my name is plain jane”
Didn’t she have a baby last year? Pregnancy is supposed to pump up the boobage……WTF?
Gross.
Gross makeup, lousy dress.
Eyeliner overload. When will super fair skinned girls learn that the hard edged black crayola around the eyes makes a woman look old & pasty.
Unless they’re Taylor Momsen, in which case you look like a raccoon.
Pretty dress; goes well with the ironic expression.
Female comedians usually aren’t so good looking.
The black burlap look. Interesting.
They look happy. Must have good nannies.
Some serious big cleavage there. She’s not fucking around….the woman has guns & isn’t afraid to use them.
Outstanding.
She’ll never be as cute as she is right now. Age will make that slightly goofy face off the chart weird, unless she gets cosmetic surgery, which will also make her face weird, but a different weird. I don’t think she can get away from it.
Dress & necklace are nice enough but don’t belong together. That’s a clusterfuck around her neck.
I don’t know who she is, but the dress just made me go blind for 30 seconds.
Was that the effect she was going for?
If her boobs were smaller Charlie Sheen would try to round her up for his hooker harem.
I thought this was the SAG awards? I don’t see anything sagging on her.
i’m just so so sick of celebs and they’re narcissism. when the rest of the country is starving or just trying to get by they indulge in their superiority complex. i don’t know why they get paid this much. why not take pay cuts and give the money back or take less. it’s disgusting. ugh.
yeah, so they can give it back to their studio overlords? get a clue, some people are just lucky, they’d be stupid if they dont thank their stars everyday
Pennywise lives!
puppy face . get off the botox
Its time to go hiking some moutains..
if you breastfeed your baby for a long time and then stop, your breasts get really small and deflated for about a year, then they start getting fuller again. brests get really big because of the milk, when the milk is gone, its like a empty sack of potatos….but it comes back.
Caveman forehead :p
Two words: Bobble. Head.
these people are all so boring.
bad bad legs
she reminds me of sandra bernhard
I thought Kardashian said she would never wear a one strap dress anymore.
kim kardashian says alot of things
I just hate how she was posing throughout the red carpet walk… it makes her body look odd !
magnifique
tu as un regard prenant meme entreprenant