The 17th Annual SAG Awards

January 31st, 2011 // 102 Comments

Despite the fact Charlie Sheen has unleashed a maelstrom of porn stars eager to tell us how much he loves coke and sex dungeons, the Screen Actors Guild still decided to hold an awards show yesterday, clearly just to piss me off. I mean, Christ, they even invited Kim Kardashian which had to be some sort of sick joke. “Hey, what if we honor the hardest working professionals in the business, but as a gag, we force them to treat a vapid mountain of ass who’s done absolutely nothing of value, save serve as a human urinal, as their peer? Hysterical, right? — Guys? C’mon, I know every single of one you didn’t just simultaneously hang yourself.

Guys?

Oh, shit.”

Photos: Getty

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  1. Kim Kardashian
    jake
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    shes fake inside and out. it would be like fucking a plastic doll. not that i havent done that already…. ;) haha jk.

  2. jumpin_j

    The SAG awards has the best boobage ever… I MEANT STARS! STARS!!!

  3. Amy Adams
    crys
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    “hello my name is plain jane”

  4. Amy Adams
    Cock Dr
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    Didn’t she have a baby last year? Pregnancy is supposed to pump up the boobage……WTF?

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    Gross.
    Gross makeup, lousy dress.

  6. Christina Hendricks
    Cock Dr
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    Eyeliner overload. When will super fair skinned girls learn that the hard edged black crayola around the eyes makes a woman look old & pasty.
    Unless they’re Taylor Momsen, in which case you look like a raccoon.

  7. Tina Fey
    Cock Dr
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    Pretty dress; goes well with the ironic expression.

  8. Tina Fey
    Cock Dr
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    Female comedians usually aren’t so good looking.

  9. Christina Hendricks
    Cock Dr
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    The black burlap look. Interesting.

  10. Nicole Kidman
    Cock Dr
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    They look happy. Must have good nannies.

  11. Sofia Vergara
    Cock Dr
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    Some serious big cleavage there. She’s not fucking around….the woman has guns & isn’t afraid to use them.

  12. Sofia Vergara
    Cock Dr
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    Outstanding.

  13. Lea Michele
    Cock Dr
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    She’ll never be as cute as she is right now. Age will make that slightly goofy face off the chart weird, unless she gets cosmetic surgery, which will also make her face weird, but a different weird. I don’t think she can get away from it.

  14. Nicole Kidman
    Cock Dr
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    Dress & necklace are nice enough but don’t belong together. That’s a clusterfuck around her neck.

  15. Jennifer Lawrence
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know who she is, but the dress just made me go blind for 30 seconds.
    Was that the effect she was going for?

  16. Sarah Hyland
    Cock Dr
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    If her boobs were smaller Charlie Sheen would try to round her up for his hooker harem.

  17. Sofia Vergara
    Charlie
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    I thought this was the SAG awards? I don’t see anything sagging on her.

  18. January Jones
    SickoeffinCelebs
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    i’m just so so sick of celebs and they’re narcissism. when the rest of the country is starving or just trying to get by they indulge in their superiority complex. i don’t know why they get paid this much. why not take pay cuts and give the money back or take less. it’s disgusting. ugh.

    • miguelito

      yeah, so they can give it back to their studio overlords? get a clue, some people are just lucky, they’d be stupid if they dont thank their stars everyday

  19. Nicole Kidman
    Jovy
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    Pennywise lives!

  20. Sofia Vergara
    miguelito
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    puppy face . get off the botox

  21. Christina Hendricks
    Lola
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    Its time to go hiking some moutains..

  22. Amy Adams
    me
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    if you breastfeed your baby for a long time and then stop, your breasts get really small and deflated for about a year, then they start getting fuller again. brests get really big because of the milk, when the milk is gone, its like a empty sack of potatos….but it comes back.

  23. Christina Hendricks
    lalalalooo
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    Caveman forehead :p

  24. Lea Michele
    lalalalooo
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    Two words: Bobble. Head.

  25. kpatra

    these people are all so boring.

  26. Christina Hendricks
    sal
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    bad bad legs

  27. Lea Michele
    sal
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    she reminds me of sandra bernhard

  28. Kim Kardashian
    Huh?
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    I thought Kardashian said she would never wear a one strap dress anymore.

  29. Amy Adams
    badrouchka
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    I just hate how she was posing throughout the red carpet walk… it makes her body look odd !

  30. Sarah Hyland
    Jose
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    magnifique

  31. Sarah Hyland
    Jose
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    tu as un regard prenant meme entreprenant

  32. Christina Hendricks
    anonymous
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    So the sash is there to separate the boob fat from the ass fat?

  33. Kim Kardashian
    anonymous
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    Kanye seems to be missing because he may be ….wanted….for assault.

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