Next up is the 16th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards where the celebrities are more legitimate and the side-boob is more.. side-boobier? All I know is I have a new-found respect for John Legend now. Anyway, before I essentially drop this gallery in your lap and dash off to the Golden Globes, can someone explain what the hell Ashton Kutcher was doing here? I mean, Amber Rose, I understand because who doesn’t love a chesty chemo patient? But what exactly is Ashton Kutcher bringing to the table in this equation? Was he the only one who’d agree to pose with Schwarzenegger? This is seriously going to bother me.