The 16th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards

January 17th, 2011 // 70 Comments

Next up is the 16th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards where the celebrities are more legitimate and the side-boob is more.. side-boobier? All I know is I have a new-found respect for John Legend now. Anyway, before I essentially drop this gallery in your lap and dash off to the Golden Globes, can someone explain what the hell Ashton Kutcher was doing here? I mean, Amber Rose, I understand because who doesn’t love a chesty chemo patient? But what exactly is Ashton Kutcher bringing to the table in this equation? Was he the only one who’d agree to pose with Schwarzenegger? This is seriously going to bother me.

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    This confirms that he got the lead role in the film “Caveman Lawyer”.

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    Man, I have absolutely no explanation why this does it for me, but it does.

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    Goddamn, that dude won the genetic lottery.

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    It just looks like someone played a photoshop prank on Captain Picard.

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    ..and this is where my poop comes out.

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    Did she have a stroke?

  7. Mike

    Sofia Vergara is great! If her boobs were filled with Nitroglycerine, we would all be dead. *BRBRBRBWAPBWAP BOOOM!*

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    Kay
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    If any of you jerks learned to read the preamble to this photo album, she is a cancer patient, thus the lack of hair.

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    Bale preparing for his next role: Jesus Returns

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    Guest
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    Um … who is this? And why is her hair so disgustingly root-y?

    • Smokey

      If you took 2sec to do a google search instead of being a lame ass and asking who she is you would have see that she is an actress in Tru Grit. Lazy arse mofo.

  11. Look at the creative things they’re doing with Duct Tape these days.

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    bb
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    If you learned to use google… sorry I went there but she doesn’t have cancer. :)

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    love the clutch bag!

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    LA
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    i loved her with redhead :(

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