Next up is the 16th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards where the celebrities are more legitimate and the side-boob is more.. side-boobier? All I know is I have a new-found respect for John Legend now. Anyway, before I essentially drop this gallery in your lap and dash off to the Golden Globes, can someone explain what the hell Ashton Kutcher was doing here? I mean, Amber Rose, I understand because who doesn’t love a chesty chemo patient? But what exactly is Ashton Kutcher bringing to the table in this equation? Was he the only one who’d agree to pose with Schwarzenegger? This is seriously going to bother me.
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Normally she looks better as a redhead but she looks great here.
The biggest boob in this whole collection of pictures.
V’ger called. It wants to know if you’re done with your party and if you found the Creator yet.
is he portraying a metal head in a movie
this was up for over an hour or so and i am first. just goes to show you how popular this event was.
This one needs a little trim. I’d recommend a Brazilian.
well, The JUDGE Already Hates Her, folks!!
critics love side-boob, and Amber Rose is a diva
Fish seems to think that he absolutely has to post 40 pictures from these events, so he posts a whole bunch of images of the same 6 or 8 people.
Waste of bandwidth,Fish, complete and utter waste of bandwidth.
Nothing wrong with this awards show that Sofia Vergara in lingerie wouldn’t fix.
She provides the only content for straight guys in these award shows too.
She’s beautiful, but she’d drop 10 lbs if she’d wax them brows. whoa.
Barbie called. She wants her makeup set back.
Can you imagine Keith having sex with her, just being terrified the entire time that her face might crack?!? That’s gotta be scary as hell!
I think having sex with Nicole Kidman might qualify as necrophilia o_O
is he playing mankind in a wwf movie?
who invited lindsay lohan?
why is robert smith from the cure wearing johnny depp’s glasses?
Why did Robert Smith get little boobs?
Some people were calling this the “duct tape” dress.
I can see why.
She’s got such… talent.
Usually I love a shaggy look.
Gawd, shave the beard.
He refuses to fake tan (good).
He wears lipstick (very bad).
Qualification for celebrity status: she fucked one.
That looks like a natural big ass, not pumped up by surgery.
But what do I know. Get her naked for a better analysis.
Should have been the main photo.
Looks like an event showcasing some shapely asses.
Stop smiling, you look better as a frigid bitch.
Arnold, your Dr pulled you too tight. Stay off the Botox.
Turn just a little more to the left..
Probably the only woman on the planet who tries really really hard to look really really hideous.
Congrats Jesus, what projects do you have coming up?
hahahah
crazy = sexy
this is a stunning human being…
It’s creepy to think that her entire skin has been pulled so tight and so many times that she probably lets out a fart everytime she smiles like that…
I stand by my claim that Sofia Vergara is the best actress around. She is so talented. It’s good to see women are breaking out of the mold that you have to be “pretty” to make it.
And by pretty do you mean white woman with blond hair, a bird chest and no @ss ??????
she is so pretty !!
Who is this lady?
I guess that was the pickup line… “Hey baby, wanna go out? My penis dispenses ‘famous’”.
she’s soooo cute!!!
Holy crap… Coco 2.0.
Arnie was probably just asking to borrow an adult diaper from Ashton’s “Demi” travel kit.
Jamie Lee Curtis called. She wants her penis back,
UHHHHHwhat the fuck?!
The 90′s called. They want that joke back.
Quentin Tarantino does NOT care about duct tape.
is that emma stone looking like lohansloot?
She looks like the American Girl doll I had growing up…before I tore it’s head off and let my dog hump its leg.
Yeah, lovely in a Wicked Witch, dressed from a bag of rags sort of way.
Her stylist is a shill for Goodwill Industries.
There is something about the simple geometry of that curve that can make men wage wars.
The years have been kind to Sinead.