That’s not Jessica Biel…

March 11th, 2010 // 60 Comments

Here’s Justin Timberlake partying with some go-go dancers at Tao until the wee hours of this morning and I’m sure these are completely innocent photos. This is just another day that ends in “Y” for Justin Timberlake. However, I’m posting them anyway on the off-chance Jessica Biel sees them and feels that sex with an anonymous Internet blogger will teach him a lesson. Which it will as long as no one starts talking about condoms. This is a delicate procedure.

Now, quick, somebody help me write “Suck it, dancing boy” on my back.

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Comments (60)

  1. kingofbeer | March 11, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    They’re talking not fucking… and she’s pretty hot :)

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  2. Fati87 | March 11, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    And that’s not JT.

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  3. the Dipstix crew | March 11, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    maybe he forgot his glasses and had to get real close to see her ;-?

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  4. havoc | March 11, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    Wouldn’t blame the dude a bit if he did.

    She’s completely bangable….

    .

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  5. Lake Ballbag | March 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    She’s obviously a waitress at whatever bar he’s at. But yeah, if Biel wants to go on a vengeful banging binge, I’m game.

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  6. Sport | March 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    She is definitely hot, and from the looks of it a totally classy lady, too.

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  7. nice | March 11, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    He’s goin dark…good for him…i dont discriminate either

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  8. tony | March 11, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    I don’t blame him, Jessica Biel is an ugly bitch.

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  9. Deacon Jones | March 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    @8

    Take that back

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  10. Valerie | March 11, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    fuck your “classy”–she works as a Go-Go girl; that attire is standard and a lot of fun to wear.

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  11. big fat bob | March 11, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    JT – you go dude – all the power to ya. get it while its hot and wet!!
    brap brap

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  12. Desi | March 11, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    I’m thinking that is not biologically a female. Hot, maybe, but due to the lack of waist and hips I’m gonna have to say that’s a tranny.

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  13. Cantilever | March 11, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Dayum she’s hott!

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  14. lori | March 11, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    He’s always been skeevy looking. Go back to the trailer park you no talent punk.

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  15. Eliana | March 11, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    I’ve always thought she was pretty. She’s the model in Usher’s video for “Trading Places”, Joey or something.

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  16. gigi | March 11, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    Desi – you’re a moron — Angelina Jolie, Eliza Dushku, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Hurley all have slim hips & undefined waists, but according to you they’re all dudes…. excellent job

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  17. Hulk | March 11, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    Oh Brown Sugar….why do you taste so good

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  18. Krys | March 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Maybe it was just loud in there and he was trying to hear her talk? I’m sure she was just expressing how much she respects his girlfriend and her invaluable contribution to modern cinema.
    Yep. I’m glad I don’t have a penis, cause that’s all I got.
    At least the go-go chick is pretty hot. Not that Jessica Biel isn’t crazy hot, she just seems so goddamned serious and boring all the time.
    JT’s a little asshat anyway.

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  19. wosh | March 11, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    @10 platform heels, thongs and nipple tussles are standard attire for strippers. I guess that means that’s not trashy either? :P

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  20. vdls | March 11, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Justin really has the worst taste in women. Gross

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  21. Mike Walker | March 11, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    Justin loves the blaeks.

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  22. ppl | March 11, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    good to know JT penis isn’t supremacist

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  23. Stupid | March 11, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Jessica looks 1000% better than this skanky mutt.

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  24. Jenn | March 11, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    terrible terrible terrible attempt at humor in this post

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  25. r4ds | March 11, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    The dude keeps his bi-sexual side very private. Gotta give him kudos for that. He’s been that ever since he was proclaiming his virginity with Britteny when it wasn’t true during their mid-teens.

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  26. cheryl | March 11, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    Well, this girl is definantly pretty.

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  27. memory cards | March 12, 2010 at 12:00 am

    Hi Guy’s,
    She is definitely hot, and from the looks of it a totally classy lady, too

    Reply
  28. BL | March 12, 2010 at 1:22 am

    hahahah thats my friend joey, she works as a go go dancer at tao in las vegas.. shes such a sweetheart.

    Reply
  29. terri | March 12, 2010 at 5:04 am

    of course his cheating jessica is ugly cant blame him.

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  30. blah | March 12, 2010 at 5:12 am

    they are like caps from his Like I Love You MV. Same look, different year.

    Reply
  31. louis vuitton replica | March 12, 2010 at 8:33 am

    hot girl

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  32. Rough from Barter town | March 12, 2010 at 8:49 am

    Hmm wonder if dark and lovely, ever shakes it at M2 in nyc…

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  33. captain america | March 12, 2010 at 10:04 am

    ………….he gives a shit?
    YOU AMERICAN PRIESTS!!

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  34. Blake | March 12, 2010 at 10:05 am

    Desi- not every woman has big hips, just like not evey woman has large breasts. That’s like me saying if a “man” isn’t over 5’10 it’s actually a woman.

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  35. jake | March 12, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Ugly mulatta.

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  36. wrecked 'em | March 12, 2010 at 10:31 am

    @ 32. Rough from Barter town – March 12, 2010 8:49 AM

    Hmm wonder if dark and lovely, ever shakes it at M2 in nyc…

    Easy ROUGH douchey, try to keep your pet names for Timberlake on the DL. It’s creepy, yo.

    Reply
  37. CJ | March 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    I didn’t know Beyonce did shows…

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  38. Erin | March 12, 2010 at 9:56 pm

    Looks like she’s the waitress – carrying a bottle of champagne over her head in one shot, and a pen in the other. Duh!

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  39. whateva | March 12, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    oh c’mon…in defense for the guy, you DO have to get really close to somebody in a club for them to hear what the fuck you’re saying, and it’s not like he had his hands on it or anything…his hands were in his pockets the whole time for fuck’s sake!! i’m sure there would be plenty of discriminating photos of me that somebody could easily pass judgment on if that were the case…maybe he was giving it a heads up, like, “hey, dude, just wanted to letcha know your shlongs about to flop out.”

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  40. whateva | March 12, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    oh & it’s name is joey?? HAHA tranny for sure…yea i can definitely see an outline of a pencil dick in pic #5. & even if it was a chick, why would he downgrade?! sure, jessica’s not the prettiest girl out there, but this thing is WOOF!

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  41. gen | March 12, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    @40

    Jessica Biel is clearly a huge bitch. She’s way up there with Katherine Heigl. I don’t understand how these women with all the good-looks and excellent PR people you could wish for still cannot manage to come off as remotely likeable, but then again, that must be a testament to exactly how unbearable they are.

    So to answer your question, I’m sure anything is better than Jessica Biel.

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  43. Shahed Chy | March 14, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    She is always with excellent PR people cause she is good hunter too.

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  44. ffdfddf | March 14, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    oh gawd buttaface

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  45. Neiete | March 16, 2010 at 3:23 am

    That’s soooooo not JT

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