Here’s Justin Timberlake partying with some go-go dancers at Tao until the wee hours of this morning and I’m sure these are completely innocent photos. This is just another day that ends in “Y” for Justin Timberlake. However, I’m posting them anyway on the off-chance Jessica Biel sees them and feels that sex with an anonymous Internet blogger will teach him a lesson. Which it will as long as no one starts talking about condoms. This is a delicate procedure.
Now, quick, somebody help me write “Suck it, dancing boy” on my back.