That’s not Jessica Biel…

March 11th, 2010 // 60 Comments

Here’s Justin Timberlake partying with some go-go dancers at Tao until the wee hours of this morning and I’m sure these are completely innocent photos. This is just another day that ends in “Y” for Justin Timberlake. However, I’m posting them anyway on the off-chance Jessica Biel sees them and feels that sex with an anonymous Internet blogger will teach him a lesson. Which it will as long as no one starts talking about condoms. This is a delicate procedure.

Now, quick, somebody help me write “Suck it, dancing boy” on my back.

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  1. kingofbeer

    They’re talking not fucking… and she’s pretty hot :)

  2. Fati87

    And that’s not JT.

  3. maybe he forgot his glasses and had to get real close to see her ;-?

  4. havoc

    Wouldn’t blame the dude a bit if he did.

    She’s completely bangable….

    .

  5. Lake Ballbag

    She’s obviously a waitress at whatever bar he’s at. But yeah, if Biel wants to go on a vengeful banging binge, I’m game.

  6. Sport

    She is definitely hot, and from the looks of it a totally classy lady, too.

  7. nice

    He’s goin dark…good for him…i dont discriminate either

  8. tony

    I don’t blame him, Jessica Biel is an ugly bitch.

  9. Deacon Jones

    @8

    Take that back

  10. Valerie

    fuck your “classy”–she works as a Go-Go girl; that attire is standard and a lot of fun to wear.

  11. big fat bob

    JT – you go dude – all the power to ya. get it while its hot and wet!!
    brap brap

  12. Desi

    I’m thinking that is not biologically a female. Hot, maybe, but due to the lack of waist and hips I’m gonna have to say that’s a tranny.

  13. Cantilever

    Dayum she’s hott!

  14. lori

    He’s always been skeevy looking. Go back to the trailer park you no talent punk.

  15. Eliana

    I’ve always thought she was pretty. She’s the model in Usher’s video for “Trading Places”, Joey or something.

  16. gigi

    Desi – you’re a moron — Angelina Jolie, Eliza Dushku, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Hurley all have slim hips & undefined waists, but according to you they’re all dudes…. excellent job

  17. Hulk

    Oh Brown Sugar….why do you taste so good

  18. Maybe it was just loud in there and he was trying to hear her talk? I’m sure she was just expressing how much she respects his girlfriend and her invaluable contribution to modern cinema.
    Yep. I’m glad I don’t have a penis, cause that’s all I got.
    At least the go-go chick is pretty hot. Not that Jessica Biel isn’t crazy hot, she just seems so goddamned serious and boring all the time.
    JT’s a little asshat anyway.

  19. wosh

    @10 platform heels, thongs and nipple tussles are standard attire for strippers. I guess that means that’s not trashy either? :P

  20. vdls

    Justin really has the worst taste in women. Gross

  21. Justin loves the blaeks.

  22. ppl

    good to know JT penis isn’t supremacist

  23. Stupid

    Jessica looks 1000% better than this skanky mutt.

  24. Jenn

    terrible terrible terrible attempt at humor in this post

  25. The dude keeps his bi-sexual side very private. Gotta give him kudos for that. He’s been that ever since he was proclaiming his virginity with Britteny when it wasn’t true during their mid-teens.

  26. cheryl

    Well, this girl is definantly pretty.

  27. Hi Guy’s,
    She is definitely hot, and from the looks of it a totally classy lady, too

  28. BL

    hahahah thats my friend joey, she works as a go go dancer at tao in las vegas.. shes such a sweetheart.

  29. terri

    of course his cheating jessica is ugly cant blame him.

  30. blah

    they are like caps from his Like I Love You MV. Same look, different year.

  31. Rough from Barter town

    Hmm wonder if dark and lovely, ever shakes it at M2 in nyc…

  32. captain america

    ………….he gives a shit?
    YOU AMERICAN PRIESTS!!

  33. Blake

    Desi- not every woman has big hips, just like not evey woman has large breasts. That’s like me saying if a “man” isn’t over 5’10 it’s actually a woman.

  34. jake

    Ugly mulatta.

  35. wrecked 'em

    @ 32. Rough from Barter town – March 12, 2010 8:49 AM

    Hmm wonder if dark and lovely, ever shakes it at M2 in nyc…

    Easy ROUGH douchey, try to keep your pet names for Timberlake on the DL. It’s creepy, yo.

  36. CJ

    I didn’t know Beyonce did shows…

  37. Erin

    Looks like she’s the waitress – carrying a bottle of champagne over her head in one shot, and a pen in the other. Duh!

  38. whateva

    oh c’mon…in defense for the guy, you DO have to get really close to somebody in a club for them to hear what the fuck you’re saying, and it’s not like he had his hands on it or anything…his hands were in his pockets the whole time for fuck’s sake!! i’m sure there would be plenty of discriminating photos of me that somebody could easily pass judgment on if that were the case…maybe he was giving it a heads up, like, “hey, dude, just wanted to letcha know your shlongs about to flop out.”

  39. whateva

    oh & it’s name is joey?? HAHA tranny for sure…yea i can definitely see an outline of a pencil dick in pic #5. & even if it was a chick, why would he downgrade?! sure, jessica’s not the prettiest girl out there, but this thing is WOOF!

  40. gen

    @40

    Jessica Biel is clearly a huge bitch. She’s way up there with Katherine Heigl. I don’t understand how these women with all the good-looks and excellent PR people you could wish for still cannot manage to come off as remotely likeable, but then again, that must be a testament to exactly how unbearable they are.

    So to answer your question, I’m sure anything is better than Jessica Biel.

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  42. She is always with excellent PR people cause she is good hunter too.

  43. ffdfddf

    oh gawd buttaface

  44. Neiete

    That’s soooooo not JT

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