Because she’s full of the spirit, Lindsay Lohan fell on her drunk ass again last night while leaving an Xbox party which is clearly not a sign she needs rehab. Who thinks like that?
On that note, The Superficial is off for Zombie Man weekend, but will return Monday to blame Lindsay’s parents for her death (Saturday 5:37 p.m.), and kick off the new Guess How Many Abortions Jesse James Made His Mistresses Get Game. Bring the kids!
See you Monday.