That’s Why Jennifer Love Hewitt is Important and Other News

June 27th, 2011 // 58 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Mrs. Brady got crabs from the Mayor of New York. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Shia LaBeouf takes himself a little too seriously. [Huffington Post]

- Elizabeth Hurley‘s new man proves the theory: once a cheater, always a plastic-face drag queen. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sara Jean Underwood in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And these chicks are wearing.. Pum Pum Shorts? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Lauren Conrad is single, and somehow that mattered to people. [TooFab]

- And here are a bunch of assholes who aren’t getting paid 100K an episode to get this trashed. [theCHIVE]

- Robert Rodiguez wants to offend one more of your senses with his next film. [FilmDrunk]

- Which won’t be nearly as entertaining as what these guys have done with only five seconds. [BuzzFeed]

- Cameron Diaz washes cars with her ass. [Popoholic]

- Katt Williams is Amy Winehouse now. [Bossip]

- Reggie Bush is nailing that Kim Kardashian look-a-like chick from the Old Navy ads. Well played, sir. [Celebslam]

- Maria Kirilenko is a Russian tennis player. Need I say more? [Maxim]

- 25 Athletes Who Were Terrible Actors a.k.a. Any Athlete Who Has Attempted Acting Outside of Nike Ads. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Yes
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    Hot. Yes I would.

  2. Did her boobs fall down to her hips???? Either that or her shirt is very unflattering. Anyhow, she used to have that Teenage slut next door look to her, now she just looks like the slut next door. I should go next door …

    • Jillia

      That shirt is quite unflattering. I swear this girl wears stuff that specifically brings attention to her hippo hips. Those trapeze tops in particular that she’s wearing make even a 12 year old boy look like he’s got a caboose. They only really look good on the tall/skinny/flat chested.

  3. robert rodriguez is a little behind the times. john landis had a feel-a-round version of ‘see you next wednesday’ in kentucky fried movie.

    and fuck katt williams. talk about a one joke comic (michael jackson rant). ain’t that a bitch

    • they had smell-a-vision in the 80′s. he’s way way behind the times.

    • SMB

      RE: kat williams
      …sssoooo, according to louis c.k., since kat is a comedian, then all that stuff had to be jokes…right? because, if i understand the rules; we can’t criticize anything a comedian says as long as he’s on a stage with a mic, right? so…LAUGH MOTHERFUCKERS!!! LAUGH!!!

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, John Waters did the scrach-n-sniff card thing with Polyester back in 1982. This is nothing new.

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Like it!
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s still hot.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she’s losing weight. Either that or she stopped wearing diapers.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Barney Stinson
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    Niiiiice…… two firm breasts five!!!!

  7. John Holmes

    I wonder if she takes it in the pooper?

  8. well it looks like she is mad as her new man is actually dating someone and they never met face to face nor on the computer.

  9. Emillio Estevez , Jr.

    I know how to take that frown and turn it upside down !

  10. It had to be said

    Ah yes, the ulgiest, fattest, hideousist woman in Hollywood that EVERY straight male has fapped to 100 times and would nail just to say they’d been there . . . You love her and you know it.

    • SMB

      …ok, ke$ha i get …my god, what a fucking horror story that is …but, one of these days, someone is going to have to sit me down and explain to me why you all shit on jenni-love, jessica, and britney so hard …i mean, yeah, they’re fucking retards & wackjobs, but, if we’re talking strictly from a physical standpoint; i’d dropkick 20 of those bony ass victoria’s secret chicks in the throat just to get to any one of them, every fucking time.

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Commented on this photo:

    100% HOT!

  12. Theproofisintheroughing

    Is she mixing fertilizer, soil, and water in the backyard again?

  13. Grace

    Poor girl. She has the weirdest body.

    • Yes, poor thing. It gives me the weirdest boners.

    • Artofwar

      ..Grace is obviously a white girl in a prepubescent boy’s body, or a boy in a prepubescent girl’s body.

      To all you white chicks– J.L.H’s body is something to inspire towards– trust me, you will spend many less lonely weekends flicking the proverbial man in the canoe…..Artofwar

      • Anonymouse

        The word you’re looking for is “aspire”, not “inspire”. Perhaps the ability to use English coherently is something YOU should aspire to.

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Commented on this photo:

    Her name should be Jennifer Love To-hit-it! Cuz I would!

  15. Boobman

    Her body isn’t buff, she lets herself be photographed sans make-up, and apparently she can’t sustain a relationship for more than a week, but those puppies will always give her a pass in my book………………

  16. Butch Coolidge

    with measured dips her ample hips would take measure of a man !

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d wreck that.

  18. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    frankw
    Commented on this photo:

    JLH is HOT! You all are a bunch of gay retards…

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you Sweet Lord Jay Zeus.
    Now tell her to ALWAYS dress like this, not just when visiting mom.

  20. Rancid

    Thunder! Thunder! THUNDER THIGHS! Hoooooooooooooooooooo!

  21. terry

    i bet she takes home at east two guys at night. She likes it dirty!!!

  22. doogleberg

    I’d hit it. All day long.

  23. Shygirl

    This chick has had at least five nosejobs.

  24. cc

    Still, one of the greatest comedic moments in cinema was in ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ when she opens the trunk and it’s full of live crabs and a dead body.

    The crabs, the body, the screaming, and the tits were an incomparable combo.

    • TomFrank

      I didn’t know John Lindsay was in I Know What You Did Last Summer.

      (applause as the whole post comes full circle)

  25. neorules2112

    I would love to milk those utters into my mouth .. milk does the body good

  26. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    I still love ya, Jen

  27. Not even Gene Simmons could give her a proper rimming. What she needs is to date an Aardvark.

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    luciddreamer99
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    Forgot she looks like this. No more scarfs!

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    luciddreamer99
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    Party of Two.

  30. Venom

    She used to be the hottest woman on the planet.
    What a shame.
    She was at her peak in that movie with Ray Liotta. Damn.

  31. the captain

    pssssssst: this shirt just masks cellulites & wide hips, folks!!

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Jimm
    Commented on this photo:

    She is always banging!! She is hot!!!
    Damn haters need to leave her alone, busting on her size! Who the hell wants to hug a stick! I got those outback!! She is all women!!

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Little Tongue
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    She’s actually prettier “au naturel”, without make up. Cute.

  34. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Oprah
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    She’s looking more and more like my mom. Thigh-dazzle?

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    MissSwan
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    Does anybody else think she’s shaped like Grimace? I mean, paint her purple and you”d be hard pressed to tell them apart.

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    MissSwan
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    There it is.

  37. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    anon
    Commented on this photo:

    wear a bra; you’re tits are sagging

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s Jennifat Fug Eewitt, her evil twin.

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Breasts
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Boobs.

    She can range from really pretty/cute to OMGawd depending on the angle the picture is shot. I’d do her in a heart beat, don’t get me wrong.
    I like her when they are BIGGER.

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