That’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s Butt Cheek

May 20th, 2014 // 17 Comments
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While watching antiquated bullshit social mores crumble in the face of reality makes me ejaculate universal health care, I’m not naive enough to ignore what pays my bills, and that’s pictures of celebrities with their butts hanging out. So here’s Gwyneth Paltrow leaving her GOOP store at the Brentwood Country Market which apparently doesn’t sell $700 Kenyan pelv-minas that adequately cover someone with the ass of a 22-year-old stripper. She had measurements taken, but by gum, if the youthful tightness of her buttocks didn’t demand an immediate acquisition of a denomination she was curiously unfamiliar with. Paper currency worth one, singular dollar? How unusual.

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
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    That’s the face of a kid who wants a pop-tart and his dad to get full custody.

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
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    “Omigod I’m gonna puke, mom’s ass is hanging out! Oh well, at least she’s not risking my life on that damn Vespa for the ride home.”

  3. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, my name really is Moses, fuck you”.

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
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    She is like 40 something and has a better butt, legs…..entire body than most 20 somethings. I want Tracy Anderson for a personal trainer!

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
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    apparently her beaver isn’t the only thing without razor burn

  6. Kmatz

    It looks like she consciously uncoupled from her razor. The sun reflecting off of her leg hair looks quite lovely.

  7. cc

    Yes, but it’s an arrogant ass.

    • Jimmy

      My penis has an amazing ability to overlook arrogance. Sometimes, it is even encouraged by it, in a spiteful way.

  8. ace11

    Have her kids seen her buck naked with Pitt on the internet yet?

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
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    As annoying as she is, I’d definitely get in dat ass.

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
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    Can’t she afford to hire someone to shave her legs for her, too?

  11. Where does this working mother find the time to stay in such great shape?

  12. Jeffrey Sean Keith

    I want to bang her and Avril Lavigne at the same time,both are incredibly fine as hell,with amazing sexy bodies,and Dat ass tho

  13. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt
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    So THAT’S where strawberry soft serve ice cream comes from!

  14. I don’t understand all the excitement reflected in these comments. She’s simply arching her back a bit. Arching that way makes even a wallflower giraffe look good.

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