That was fast. The Kardashian Baby, everyone.

The Superficial | December 29, 2009 - 1:15 pm

It’s barely been two weeks and Kourtney Kardashian is already pimping her newborn son Mason Dash Disick in the latest issue of Life & Style. In fact, I’m pretty sure she gnawed off the umbilical cord just in time for the first shot. No, really, tell me that’s not the face of a woman who wish she Scotch taped the C-Section incision shut because it’s dripping on her foot. You can’t.

Photos: Courtesy of Life & Style