Or should I have gone with the Kraken?
Photos: Flynet
That looks about right.
February 22nd, 2010 // 76 Comments
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emma | February 22, 2010 at 1:58 pm
ew
htdg | February 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Why censor nothing?
Richard McBeef | February 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
So much better than the pink star.
emma | February 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
ew
Dik | February 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
blank?
Dik | February 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
blank?
Dumbbox | February 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I don’t think he was censoring as much as making a joke.
Either way KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Dez of the North | February 22, 2010 at 2:03 pm
That is funny as hell! SW isn’t censoring anything, it’s a visual representation of what is under the wear.
eu | February 22, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Wow, it is a galaxy void.
JC | February 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm
why is Doug always so red…. looks like a lobster!
wtf | February 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I agree with #7.
amanda | February 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm
medusa would also have been acceptable
dogface | February 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm
WTF is wrong with her knees….been on blacktop and gravel too long?????….
Mr. Krinkle | February 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm
What, I don’t get what people are talking about with this censored stuff, isn’t that her vagina?
havoc | February 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Accurate. Good call….
Or maybe one of those things from The Langoliers?
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yummy | February 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Id eat her pussy for 3 days straight
rufus | February 22, 2010 at 3:07 pm
i loled. good job.
BERNARD | February 22, 2010 at 3:13 pm
#15 – The Langoliers !!!
Lisa | February 22, 2010 at 3:15 pm
A “Biohazard” sign would’ve also been appropriate.
Boner Successful | February 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
PENIS! 8=========>~
GeneralEmergency | February 22, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I say…Double Wall Flesh-Tone Depends.
For those extra-heavy “Skank” days.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 22, 2010 at 3:50 pm
SUPERR! I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THAT CRABFACE LOLLOLOLOLOL
JJ Daddy-O | February 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Doug Reinhardt looks like a mean-ass drunk.
What a dumabss | February 22, 2010 at 4:02 pm
What’s really funny is, she presents herself to the press as “I’m American Royalty”, but is not only slutty & skanky, but is the most physically awkward woman I’ve ever seen. She’s not even a lady; she’s just a skank.
Everything is about her, yet she’s just not worth it. She just doesn’t get it, and her attitude is “If I don’t get it, then it’s not worth getting”. WRONG. You don’t get it because you’re a mentally limited, dim, leg spread slutty skank. Can’t get much lower than that…
HLM | February 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm
@ #19: LMAO!! The best answer yet.
Personally, I’m just thankful that she’s actually wearing panties.
Mr. Nice Guy | February 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Paris is Paid a $1,000,000 to show up at Dance Parties. She is “American Royalty”. Most men know that Sluts/Whores make the Best Girlfriends/Wives. When is the last time a “Good Girl” got $1,000,000 for showing up? Never. Sluts Rule.
Seriously? | February 22, 2010 at 5:04 pm
If you want to marry/befriend a walking petri dish, I guess that’s your business. I’ll take my chances with “good girls”, even though they don’t often present a smorgasbord of incurable STDs….
Dread not | February 22, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Davey Jones! Squid face! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! LMAO.
Wonder-Rachel | February 22, 2010 at 5:20 pm
That is funny as hell. Probably about what it looks like by now.
sarah | February 22, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Finally she is gaining some weight and looks normal!
sarah | February 22, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Finally she is gaining some weight and looks normal!
BAllsy | February 22, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Perfect representation!
madchen | February 22, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Like Barbie, she just smooth down there. Not.
YouTube Marketing Strategy | February 22, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Lol at the censored……. if you guys that desperate to see a vagina why don’t ya just go on a p0rn site.
pedobear | February 22, 2010 at 8:11 pm
fuckin site is retarded now. good job on censoring nothing. fuckin moron.
geekologie ftw.
superficial has jumped the mutha fuckin shark.
asshole | February 22, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Superficial…i almost want to stop visiting your site after a stunt like that
Krys | February 22, 2010 at 8:52 pm
At least she’s wearing underwear.
And her body looks like she’s finally hitting puberty.
Her face, is well..the same one attached to her mother.
Speaking of which…Lol@ her mother sitting there wishing that birth control was more effective in the early 80s.
solar energy electricity | February 22, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Not even a white pant? Or is it something else she is wearing?
sickitten | February 22, 2010 at 9:59 pm
So sad watching a brown eyed brunette trying to be a blue eyed blond. Tsk.
Colin | February 22, 2010 at 10:33 pm
I think the kraken WOULD have been better. Y’know the scene where Jack’s tied to the ship and it comes up behind him and roars? That’s how I imagine Paris Hilton’s nethers. Complete with flying mucus and multiple rows of teeth.
8gb m2 card | February 22, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Hi,
she is gaining some weight and looks normal!
BRANDON M. WITTE | February 23, 2010 at 12:22 am
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33
cowbulls | February 23, 2010 at 12:55 am
I understand a lot of the hatred BUT she’s still a good looking woman that understands her role is to please men using any and every part of her body. The problem as her video shows is she isn’t very good sexually. Still, she gets points for spreading joy and her legs whenever asked.
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Goddamit!! | February 23, 2010 at 3:33 am
You fucking idiot!! DONT FUCKING CENSOR IF THERE IS NOTHING TO SENSOR!! Get me all excited to see the “Kraken” and make me look at every dumb pic of that stupid bitch and NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you burn for this!
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Darth | February 23, 2010 at 3:48 am
That’s quite horrific.Works better than caffeine though.
Nero | February 23, 2010 at 3:57 am
I’m surprised she doesn’t have any tattoos yet.
Galtacticus | February 23, 2010 at 4:05 am
Is this her way of doing audition for a movie role?!
Gando | February 23, 2010 at 4:12 am
What’s she doing with MJ’s nose in the first two pictures?