Or should I have gone with the Kraken?
Why censor nothing?
So much better than the pink star.
I don’t think he was censoring as much as making a joke.
Either way KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
That is funny as hell! SW isn’t censoring anything, it’s a visual representation of what is under the wear.
Wow, it is a galaxy void.
why is Doug always so red…. looks like a lobster!
I agree with #7.
medusa would also have been acceptable
WTF is wrong with her knees….been on blacktop and gravel too long?????….
What, I don’t get what people are talking about with this censored stuff, isn’t that her vagina?
Accurate. Good call….
Or maybe one of those things from The Langoliers?
Id eat her pussy for 3 days straight
i loled. good job.
#15 – The Langoliers !!!
A “Biohazard” sign would’ve also been appropriate.
I say…Double Wall Flesh-Tone Depends.
For those extra-heavy “Skank” days.
SUPERR! I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THAT CRABFACE LOLLOLOLOLOL
Doug Reinhardt looks like a mean-ass drunk.
What’s really funny is, she presents herself to the press as “I’m American Royalty”, but is not only slutty & skanky, but is the most physically awkward woman I’ve ever seen. She’s not even a lady; she’s just a skank.
Everything is about her, yet she’s just not worth it. She just doesn’t get it, and her attitude is “If I don’t get it, then it’s not worth getting”. WRONG. You don’t get it because you’re a mentally limited, dim, leg spread slutty skank. Can’t get much lower than that…
@ #19: LMAO!! The best answer yet.
Personally, I’m just thankful that she’s actually wearing panties.
Paris is Paid a $1,000,000 to show up at Dance Parties. She is “American Royalty”. Most men know that Sluts/Whores make the Best Girlfriends/Wives. When is the last time a “Good Girl” got $1,000,000 for showing up? Never. Sluts Rule.
If you want to marry/befriend a walking petri dish, I guess that’s your business. I’ll take my chances with “good girls”, even though they don’t often present a smorgasbord of incurable STDs….
Davey Jones! Squid face! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! LMAO.
That is funny as hell. Probably about what it looks like by now.
Finally she is gaining some weight and looks normal!
Like Barbie, she just smooth down there. Not.
Lol at the censored……. if you guys that desperate to see a vagina why don’t ya just go on a p0rn site.
fuckin site is retarded now. good job on censoring nothing. fuckin moron.
superficial has jumped the mutha fuckin shark.
Superficial…i almost want to stop visiting your site after a stunt like that
At least she’s wearing underwear.
And her body looks like she’s finally hitting puberty.
Her face, is well..the same one attached to her mother.
Speaking of which…Lol@ her mother sitting there wishing that birth control was more effective in the early 80s.
Not even a white pant? Or is it something else she is wearing?
So sad watching a brown eyed brunette trying to be a blue eyed blond. Tsk.
I think the kraken WOULD have been better. Y’know the scene where Jack’s tied to the ship and it comes up behind him and roars? That’s how I imagine Paris Hilton’s nethers. Complete with flying mucus and multiple rows of teeth.
she is gaining some weight and looks normal!
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. (MATTHEW) WITTE
I understand a lot of the hatred BUT she’s still a good looking woman that understands her role is to please men using any and every part of her body. The problem as her video shows is she isn’t very good sexually. Still, she gets points for spreading joy and her legs whenever asked.
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You fucking idiot!! DONT FUCKING CENSOR IF THERE IS NOTHING TO SENSOR!! Get me all excited to see the “Kraken” and make me look at every dumb pic of that stupid bitch and NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you burn for this!
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That’s quite horrific.Works better than caffeine though.
I’m surprised she doesn’t have any tattoos yet.
Is this her way of doing audition for a movie role?!
What’s she doing with MJ’s nose in the first two pictures?
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