That has to be a new record.

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2010

Here’s a blonde again Britney Spears in Calabasas yesterday where her left nipple apparently attempted to point at her back. It’s almost like it’s trying to show her the future of her tits if she doesn’t back off the Frappucinos. “So I’ll be slowly settling myself under your armpit here, and judging by the direction righty’s pointing, he’ll be jutting directly at the sun. So basically Sexy Town, U.S.A.”

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