So here’s controversial artist Dan Lacey’s latest portraits to commemorate the one year anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death, and you’ve got to respect someone who “presupposes” that Michael turned black when he died and then ultimately back into his younger, innocent Jackson 5 form thanks to the mere presence of Tupac. Which almost makes perfect sense until you remember Pac’s not dead and Michael was a Jehovah Witness who touched children so, seriously, shouldn’t there be more fire or is this whole Hell business actually not that bad? Because that could work for me.
Photos: Dan Lacey/Splash News
Mike | July 1, 2010 at 10:56 am
What’s with picture #5? I didn’t know Eddie Griffin was Michael Jackson’s dad!
PHIL ALLEYNE | July 1, 2010 at 4:22 pm
THAT’S TU-PAC MAAAN!!!
glitter glove | July 1, 2010 at 10:57 am
Shamon
jacob | July 1, 2010 at 11:00 am
This is so funny!!
that glove just cracked me up I love how they painted the face of death michael, lol,
Lex | July 1, 2010 at 11:02 am
He was not a Jehovah’s Witness his mom was but he never one himself.
Douchariffic | July 1, 2010 at 11:18 am
He was, just not when he died. There was a whole thing about the Thriller video and him adding the disclaimer. He left the religion a few years after the video was released. To say he was “never” a Jehovah’s Witness is completely false.
Fourtyjr | July 1, 2010 at 11:32 am
The whole point is moot because Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t believe in hell.
laughingiscontagious | July 1, 2010 at 11:54 am
also don’t believe everyone is going to heaven.
NCDude | July 1, 2010 at 11:05 am
I bet he has Gary Coleman behind that glove..
The Truth | July 1, 2010 at 11:06 am
Jesus forgave all his sins…. pfffffftttttt hahahaha
WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch | July 1, 2010 at 11:10 am
wow.. that is pretty fcked up
The Laughing G-d | July 1, 2010 at 11:21 am
Why is Jebus white?
The Matador | July 1, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Why is Michael Jackson white? Ooops. I forgot.
The Matador | July 1, 2010 at 12:09 pm
And who the fuck is Jebus?
Y | July 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Y is Jesus still bleeding? Couldn’t God at least give the niggah a bandaid?
Jen | July 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
HAHA!
Cock Dr | July 1, 2010 at 11:24 am
Congrats. Weirdness envelope is nudged out a little further. Considering the celebrity I guess that’s appropriate.
RIP MJ you poor screwed up body dysmorphic ped.
Savalas | July 1, 2010 at 11:25 am
It seems to be missing a bald eagle with a tear streaming down its face
snarkyscreenname | July 1, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I f*cking love you ROFL
Crabby Old Guy | July 1, 2010 at 11:31 am
Wow! One would normally have to venture out to the large trailer parked on the neighborhood Shell Gas Station’s lot some lovely Sunday afternoon to find such fabulous works of art! Where are the ones painted on velvet – so exude “class”!
Oh, and one of Michael playing poker with some dogs – that’s going over the living room fireplace mantel!
laughingiscontagious | July 1, 2010 at 11:56 am
seriously… I have seen better artwork on display in the mall from first graders. this stuff is CRAP!!
hyyysbw | July 1, 2010 at 11:32 am
ghfhycty
Deacon Jones | July 1, 2010 at 11:35 am
Soooo….
Michael Jackson is now pleasuring himself in Heaven (pic 2) while Tupac sings “All Eyes on Me” in the background?
laughingiscontagious | July 1, 2010 at 11:37 am
MJ was never a babtized Jehovah’s Witness. He wrote a letter and said he no longer wanted to be associated with the Witnesses. Apparently, his mother sometimes attends meetings.
Sheena | July 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Babtized … that’s what happens when Ms. Streisand anoints you with her holy hand. ROFL
Jen | July 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm
sheena, HA!
Turd Ferguson | July 1, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Just uh, creepy. Very, very creepy.
wendy | July 1, 2010 at 12:07 pm
um…I’m pretty sure Tupac IS dead.
Douchariffic | July 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Yeah, I think I’m missing the joke from Fish here. Is there some “Tupac lives” movement that I’ve thankfully missed?
Deacon Jones | July 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Yes, you two must be younger.
Douchariffic | July 1, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Nope, I’m 40, I was married and had kids before Tupac died. Guess I’ll consider myself lucky for missing the “Lives” movement, since he was no big loss.
wendy | July 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm
uh yeah…I’m 32, it’s just hard to keep up with…everything.
snarkyscreenname | July 1, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I’m completely at a loss for a smartass comment. Touche, Fish. You have silenced me. WTF was the best tag that could have possibly been applied to this – EVER.
Ike | July 1, 2010 at 12:22 pm
WTF? MJ did a Got Milk? ad on his way out and is now dating Tupac? This whole “Any press is good press” thing has gone way too far now. I mean, is Jesus going to pick Lindsay up on a sled coming down cocaine mountain? Where does it stop?
Randall | July 1, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Someone posted this on one of the images and it deserves a repost.
http://mollygrue.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d24vvt5
LOL
Jacob | July 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
OH, they are pictures of him in heaven,
BUT i wish someone drew him as FREDDY KRUEGER!!!!!!!
I think if given the chance he would come back to haunt our dreams,
Here is a picture I made of his a FREDDY, someone please paint this!
http://imgur.com/35gQB.jpg
Rough&Roses | July 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Hell? How does the black section part of “hell” escape your mind? Mike will be unscathed for those who are worried…Muslim you know.
Jackie | July 1, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I’m just LOLing at the Eli Cash reference.
jamman | July 1, 2010 at 5:32 pm
No, it’s all wrong. He isn’t dying and going to hell.
jimbo | July 1, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Random thoughts:
You know how Richard Hook’s Jesus’ were white anglos (California surfers)? What if he really looked like Woody Allen?
Yes, there was no residual blood after the resurrection. The wounds are still there though.
mfb | July 1, 2010 at 9:16 pm
the pics with the crown of thorns is a slap in the face to elvis ;)
captain america | July 2, 2010 at 12:02 am
……………………..try to believe.
Misscutiepie | July 2, 2010 at 12:42 am
He was definitely NOT a Jehovah’s Witness and as said earlier they don’t believe any loving God would burn people HE created in eternal hellfire. Thats a horrible way to believe. Get your facts straight before you go trash talking good people. Also the pic is horrible and did not even need to be posted. Stick with boobs since that’s more on your level!
Tuppy | July 2, 2010 at 11:18 am
Not pretty…
I can see his supernatural master pulling MJs twisted child-raping soul from his lifeless disfigured body, but I’m sure it would have horns, a tail and a pitchfork in one clawed hand…
Kaz | July 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
Like drew with wontworth miler crap
Slig | July 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
Kkk