When I first saw shots of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber on a photo shoot together in June, I simply figured she conned him with promises of “ass trampoline time” to mooch off his press. Except, according to her blog, it turns out this was actually a legitimate shoot for Elle magazine with the theme being The Graduate, the iconic movie about a young man who bangs an older woman. WTF? Did Justin Bieber’s mom sign off on this, or should I just assume she’s chained in a basement somewhere with Sasquatch keeping watch? Because that honestly makes the most sense right about now.
Photos: Elle/Kim Kardashian
I don’t get this relationship at all. When I was a young pup, I didn’t want to hang with someone as intimidating as her. What the fuck is she doing to the boy?
hah when i was a teenager i nailed a 38yo and a 42yo. trust me teenage boys like older chicks too
@lauren actually they were both gorgeous. and i was 18 first and 19 2nd, not 14. where’s your mind at lol
@Amy good call i was 18 a week
@lauryn…don’t hate.
@dudeatdudedotdude well done and, need footage.
@ErintheBannerGirl why haven’t you called/wrote?
@KimKardashian if having a Bieber track on the hf tape player (hf – that’s high fidelity ladies) is what does it for you, consider me game.
She probably has a thing for younger boys. A lot of girls do. I’m not saying it’s okay…but it happens all the time. They’ll prob start “dating” the minute he turns 18.
omg its a PHOTO SHOOT. as in not real.
also that is truely disgusting and creepy that you nailed some nasty 40 year old pussy at 14. i am sad for you. they musta been total hags.
Lauryn: If you actually visited this website regularly, you’d know that they hang out a lot more than just the photoshoot.
yeah lauryn!
hes not even looking at her or the camera. he’s just not very good is he?
Wow…mad props to the graphic designer that shrunk her by about 40 pounds…that must’ve taken forever.
wow.. you really think that kim and justin “hang out” other than that shoot? kim has more busier and better things to do than hang with a 15 yr old boy. she barely hangs out with her own friends plus it was stated that the shoot was the first time they had met. im with you lauryn. they dont know what they are talking about. and it is just not normal for thirty and 40 yr old women to fuck 14 yr olds. wtf is wrong with ppl.. duh young boys are perverts but ew to those “women”
That ass has been shrunk. I call shenanigans.
I’ve seen it so many times on this site that by now I know its true dimemsions.
Face with that urine-soaked smelly Armenian whiney skank created in a plastic surgeon’s Dr. Frankenstein lab, and Bieber, well, I’d put aside cultural hangups and choose the one with the innocent face, pouty lips, and tender buns.
Lol. Awesome.
Urine-soaked Armenian? Really? I mean, that shit isn’t even funny. Let’s be real. I don’t care if you’re a chick or a dude, if Kim Kardashian said she’d hit that, you’d be johnny on the spot. And who hasn’t given a lovely lady a golden shower? Sure it landed me with a public exposure/indecency beat for a bit, but…pros and cons folks. Pros and cons.
A douche is always looking for a cunt.
so we’re supposed to beleive theyre going to run off into the bushes together and fuck? i dont buy it, looking at this picture.
also anyone who tells me that they would never be together in real life.. i’m just talking about the picture, idiots.
i’d make him watch me eat her ass, then laugh at him crying in the corner…
she definitely needs to do more of that so it doesn’t take elle since june til now to photoshop this shit.
Wow–I’ve never liked her, but here she looks like Anne Hathaway, and I would wreck that shit.
what the fuuuuuuck
Looks mad Armenian here. Pass.
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Terrible photos. That photographer sucks badly.
That’s what I was thinking, they would have been better off hitting Sears or one of those photo booths at the mall
um. pretty sure the “Graduate” was in university and not fucking junior high!!!!!!! I need to get the hell off this continent because it officially now the gateway to hell.
to much for me, i need to get the hell off too!
C’mon, people. Bieber and his mother and his “team” are trying to squelch gay rumors by having him hang with this trashy whore. Obviously Bieber is a fag-in-training. But it will destroy his career if he is open about it. Ms. Wide-Load is his “beard.” Duh!
Wow…What Talent on both sides. Lets see:
1. A self absorbed Fame Whore skank with ZERO talent.
2. A total Douche-boi who’s “career” will be done once his balls drop.
Oh and their will be no banging or pissing on Kim unless your a black boy or man.
LOL
If it were reverse: young female singer, hanging out with an older male who got his start from a sex tape…. We’d see a lot more crying.
wow, good point!
this photoshoot is frekkin dumb. The theme does not live up to what the movie was about in any way. I have a f*cking rube next to another worthless/talentless rube. I hope they dont sell one magazine.
terrible airbrush job on Kim’s waistline
Agreed! You can actually SEE the liquify tool in action, see how the water bends from bottom to top on each sides? They could give me 5$ and I’d do a better job… I am stunned how magazines let yucky jobs like those pass?!
Justin is obviously gay and this is just a PR move to help keep him in the closet.
@ Jack
Justin isn´t gay your idiot. Justin had a girlfriend before he was discovered on youtube.
Her name: Caitleen Beadless. You can see all the pictures on youtube. And the rumors are that she is still his girlfriend. And that he is only for the public single, because of the girls.
He said in an interview that he still love her.
You are just jealous because Justin is very good looking , talented and earn so much money.
You are a little loser, that´s all I have to say.
Or the other word for that freak.
In the movie The Graduate, there was a canopy at Mrs. Robinsons made from a black and white striped material. Interesting that her robe in this shot is the same.
I guarantee she’s banging him.
Ummmmm has the photographer even seen The Graduate? Cause there aren’t any scenes on the beach. Ben and Mrs. Robinson pretty much only see eachother in her house, at a hotel and a church at the end. None of these pics invoke imagry from the film.
Don’t see what the big deal is. This kid ain’t black so he don’t have a chance with Kim K.
hahaha u hater u wish u were black so u would have a chance
“Ass trampoline time.” Classic.
I wonder how long it will take for him to “leak” pictures of himself peeing on her?
this can’t be right..
i remember the time kids were innocent..god take me back!
I love the androgynous quality of this photo shoot. Especially in the 2nd photo – Kim looks like a tranny mess and Bieber looks like a lesbian ready to take on Samantha Ronson’s sloppy seconds
this attention whore never stops. that fag is like 16yrs old.
this attention whore never stops.
……….and for the muppet show?
Yeah Lauryn! BiebDash is bonafide shit.
wait..i thought that kardashian was 5’2″ she looks like a giant next to this kid.
What a stupid idea. This chick should not be famous and that kid has the worst case of helmet hair on Earth.
Is this The graduate ass parade variant?
She’s becoming indeed a milf and we all know how Armenian milfs do age…
Don’t they age overnight? One day they just wake up suddenly looking 30 years older.
He looks like a winded lesbian about to have a heart attack of joy. Which reminds me…. there is a whole SITE of them..
http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/page/3
Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber dot com! AHHAHAHHA!
What is this? I dont even….
Bieber attempts to anally bang Kim Kardashian, he is found a week later after she has a bowel movement
Why would anyone with a booming career associate themselves with a KarTrashian
It could be sexy if there were some glimmer of a hint that the kid could even handle that woman. It doesn’t help that he’s like half her size.
Love at first site!
yea wtf
Bieber looks like Elton John…..does he smoke poles too?
OMG! Ur kidding right? This crappy little punk kid thinks he’s gonna hit it w/an older woman? In his dreams. Hes still fresh from the womb. I dont think so DOnny Osmond.
Did you see her playing the clarinet
aint she a lil too my bad way too old 4 justin bieber she need to be tryin to figure out a way to tame her SYCO husband
Imagine a photo shoot of a 30 year old male “star” frolicking with a 16 year old girl. we’d collectively shit the bed in outrage. But put a 30 year old porn star with a 16 year old boy that middle aged women are drooling over, and it’s all fine.