That Chick From iCarly Out-Cleavaged Katy Perry

April 2nd, 2012 // 62 Comments

Nickelodeon held its Kid Choice Awards over the weekend, and if there’s one place I like to scour for breasts it’s wherever teenagers hang out not there, Chris Hanson. That said, here’s iCarly star Jennette McCurdy whose cleavage stood out way more than Katy Perry which wasn’t hard considering she just showed up in a sports bra because she hates America’s youth. So, kudos to Jennette for being a teen star recognized mostly for her breasts. That generally works out awesome.

Runner-Up: Selena Gomez who I just assume is contractually obligated to keep most of her MapleChrist-marinated breasts under wraps unless she’s filming Spring Breakers. (See how sensitive and understanding and never mentioning we might break up I am? We should hang out.)

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
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    Nice clip-on hair. Goes well with the clip-on career.

  2. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
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    Kelly Ripa meets Mariah Carey.

  3. Selena Gomez Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    B
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    What’s with the sideways cross? She’s had that in several pictures recently.

    • El Jefe

      I know it is like she can’t decide whether she wants to be a Christian or a devil worshipper. Make up your mind.

    • DJCowboy

      It could be for Saint Peter. It’s rumored he was crucified on either an upside down cross or a sideways cross. (I actually just caught a special on the apostles on History Channel)

  4. Richard McBeef

    Yeah, not so much on board with the 14 year old babyface even if the birth certificate and the cleavage says it’s all good.

    You have successfully forced me into the corner where I have to choose between Katy Perry and the cyanide capsule I have kept sealed in a hollow tooth for this exact moment.

    • I’ve given up on trying to figure out how old chicks are by looking at them. The judge suggested that from here on out I should err on the side of caution and just go home and jerk off.

      • Rooster

        The judge never told me to go home first so it’s led to a lot of confusion at the shallow end of the public swimming pool.

  5. AAPL made me rich!

    Saw Hunger Games.. it sucked.

  6. I don’t give two shits about age. If they’re old enough to bleed, they’re old enough to breed. That being said, I am officially in lust with that Jennette McCurdy chick. She is just toasty enough to dab with a bit of apricot jam, then eat for breakfast.

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    Mojeda.tx
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    HOT!

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    Mojeda.tx
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    Not hot D:

  9. Cardinal Fang

    I’m for lowering the legal age to 16. Still won’t get a 40 year old male any more action but I can live vicariously through some 30 year old.

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    JANE
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    Who??

  11. Katy Perry Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    JANE
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    WILL SHE STTOOOOPPPP WITH THE STUPID HAIR COLOURS AND STOP LOOKING SO STUPID!!! I don’t understand why she can’t just look normal.

    • Dannuuuu

      Because she is beyond average in every way and thus needs to be “outrageous” to stay “relevant” and “interesting”.

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    JANE
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    Perfect example of a girl who if you scraped off every inch of Hollywood, she would look like a regular Joe Shmo. Wait, she already does. Who is she?

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    JANE
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    She actually looking like an asiany version of Kate Upton.

  14. Nikki

    She’s hilarious on iCarly, she actually makes the show. I had no ideal she was 20, she looks 15!

  15. Selena Gomez Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    stacy
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    Hot damn! Hey Selena, can I paint that mole white for you?

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    stacy
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    Yeah!! We give thumbs up to those tits as well.

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    stacy
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    Can’t see her tits so not interested.

  18. Selena Gomez Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    stacy
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    Looking better every day

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    stacy
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    Show the tits, milk out an additional 15 Minutes of Fame.

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    stacy
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    Eh…Not up to her usual standards. Decent legs thou.

  21. Cardinal Fang

    Most of those Nickelodean show with the hotties are good whack material for lone males.

  22. Blech

    Cute dress.

  23. Selena Gomez Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    stacy
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    Thats MY choice.

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    If you’re wearing that at a kids’ award show, you’re trying way too hard.

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    So, were there only three chicks at this entire awards show? Sadly I’ve been to far worse parties.

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    Adnamas
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    She looks like she attached a My Little Pony tail to her head. That poor Pony deserved better than that.

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    lawn
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    That face isn’t going to age well.

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    Racer X
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    Whom?

  29. Trek Girl

    The first thing I remember seeing Jennette McCurdy in is “Malcolm In the Middle” as one of Dewey’s classmates. She was great, as were most of the child actors and actresses on that show.
    I had no idea she was 20. Woohoo for girls/women in their 20s that still look like teens! I’m glad I have company lol.

  30. Jenette McCurdy is very fuckable. If you’ve ever seen an episode of iCarly, she is the best part of that show. As far as her looking 15, I don’t see how that’s a bad thing. She’s legal.

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    Buggaloo
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    Give her credit 4 learning from her Sesame St stuff up.

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    anonymous
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    Looks like someone’s career on iCarly is coming to an end. You can’t have the support help out-hotting the main star.

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    richie
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    Sam’s all grownz up.

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    Sheik Yerbouti
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    Monchichi face.

  35. skunk

    iTitty

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    Fondue
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    There really needs to be an option here to flag a response as spam

  37. Fondue

    I imagine her agent told her she needed more exposure or else she’ll no longer have a career.
    Jen: “Exposure? Like get on Ellen or co-star in a movie?”
    Agent: “No … can you show your tits?”

    Which is sad as she’s actually quite talented and entertaining.

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    Anonymous
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    A woman pushing 30, writing songs and acting like she a teenager but dressing like she’s 7. If she was a man, people would be raising the pedobear flag on her.

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    No hate
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    I adore Jeanette McCurdy. I wish her a ton of future success!

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    TomAce
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    I just wanted to make it snow!

  41. she’s 19. There are these other two amazing websites you should check out. IMDB and google.

  42. Katy Perry Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    m0lan
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    don’t care what people say about you
    i love your sexy voice :*

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    ps3fanatic
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    if her bra is slime,why does it not melt off?

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    ps3fanatic
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    (guys,agree with me on this) if I had a device that turns every non-living thing real,I would turn that slime bra into real slime,so it just melts off.

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    ps3fanatic
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    there should be a caption for this,or a meme.

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    Carbide Media online
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    All love that has not friendship for its base is like a mansion built upon sand.

  47. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    riseman
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    wow Jennette has really, really, REALLY grown hot

  48. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Kids Choice Awards
    riseman
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    wow i bet miranda cosgrove wished she had boobs as big as her’s

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    al
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    soy la mejor fan de selena gomez

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