That Chelsea Handler/50 Cent Thing Actually Happened
TMZ obtained a recent photo of 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler sitting closely at a club (above) that really could’ve been anything from an innocent conversation to a full-blown explanation on how to pull back her bat wings for insertion. Turns out it was closer to the latter, according to Us Magazine:
“It’s been going on awhile,” the source says of the comedienne and the rapper, both 35. “It’s more of a hookup thing — whenever they are in the same town.”
50 Cent’s rep had no comment. A rep for the Chelsea Lately host tells Us, “She saves all her comments for her own show.”
I’m sure this arrangement is something both of them agreed to take to their graves. For Chelsea mostly. Think about it: No rich, white Hollywood CEO is going to want to marry her now because he’ll be self-conscious about following a black guy in the sack. [Note: White guys really think like this. — Except me.] Unless enough cash really can buy you a larger penis, in which case, forget everything I just said, this site is subscription only now. YOU GIVE ME MONEY.