After being arrested for spousal abuse over the weekend, That 70s Show actress Lisa Robin Kelly is now claiming she was set up by her male roommate who beat the shit out of himself just to get her arrested, so have I mentioned these people are drug addicts? These people are drug addicts. TMZ reports:
Lisa says she’s been having issues with the guy for a while … and tried to leave the pad for good on Friday, but he became angry and “roughed me up.”
Lisa says she called police … but the guy took off before they arrived … and she decided it wasn’t worth her time to press charges.
A short time later, the roommate showed up at the police station claiming Lisa had attacked him … something Lisa insists NEVER happened.
“He must have scratched himself or done something to himself,” Lisa says.
She adds, “I am clean and sober and I have made a lot of progress. I am completely innocent. I weigh 105 pounds. I could never hurt him. I just want to start working again.”
And welcome to the Junkie Sandwich. What’s the junkie sandwich you ask? Why it’s a simple equation of claiming you’re sober in-between two completely crazy statements. In this case: “My roommate beat himself up.” “I’m not on drugs.” “I’m going to find work again.” Crazy statement, Denial, Crazy Statement. Junkie Sandwich. (See, also: Lohan, Lindsay) Of course, we’ll never really know what happened that night because it’s not like we have some sort of visual clue on Laurie’s condition. I’m working entirely on guesswork here.
NOTE: You might be wondering why I added pics of a gainfully employed and flawless skinned Mila Kunis walking the Oscars red carpet where she was invited to congregate with her fellow actors. I’m a dick.