Really, MTV?

January 11th, 2010 // 210 Comments

I have no idea what the fuck this thing is supposed to be, but I’m pretty sure it’s everything that’s wrong with America if America lived solely off of Big Macs, melanoma and the semen of men who’ll wake up and wish they died of alcohol poisoning back in the taxi.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    @141

    I honestly believe this is a new Superficial writer. I’ve noticed a drastic drop-off in the laugh factor and bikini/sex posts.

    I suspect the writers’ now an overweight dyke that eat’s Wendy’s everyday and dyes her hair pink.

  2. J-Bo

    Better to be from North Jersey..than some sorry scouser fuck from England…You have your trash just as much as the good old USA ..but will never admit it. Remember our trash may be useless and unintelligent,but they’re not beating up tourists like your soccer hooligans. So stop shaving your head, stop listening to rehashed punk rock music, lose the Nazi boots, get a job, and hate your own, before you hate mine.

  3. rich

    I think she is would be beautiful if someone *PUNCHED* the fat right out of her.

  4. shut up

    the armpit of america
    jersey breeds nasty ass people

  5. shut up

    @141
    you came to this site and read this….and not only that but you took the time to write a comment.

  6. Tr8cthis

    I love train wrecks! DVR all the way on this show baby its HILARIOUS!!!!!

  7. Jim

    She bears a striking resemblence to Miss Piggy…

  8. llct1

    The show has been great for my business! I sell ALL of the clothing that the guy’s wear (Affliction, Xtreme Couture, etc.).

    Thank you The Situation, Ronnie, Paulie D, and Vinnie!

    Lowest priced Affliction gear on the web at http://www.mmafullcontact.com/mma-gear/mma-store/Affliction/

  9. Did you guys see snookie get punched?

    click on my name to see the video

  10. GLT10a01peng13
    nice article, i got good information, thanks for posting..

  11. newdu

    Anyone notice that she is completely by herself in all these shots?

  12. biffdeal

    Jersey Shore is nothing but an attempt to capitalize on the Sopranos/Jersey notoriety mixed in with retard twenty somethings that their audience can relate to.

    After all, as mentioned by some half literate in one of these posts, quality, taste and message is unimportant. All that matters is that you have a TV show.

  13. wow, wow, wow, this happens all the time! Then have you noticed another phenomenon? May-December romance is also very popular in Hollywood, guess that’s why the interracial dating is hot on__BlackWhiteFinder.com__ only that people there are more sincere and true love focused!!!

  14. no way

    omg i used to tag team this girl with my father

  15. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    That guy that punched her should be given a ticker tape parade!!!!

    Gillette should endorse this cow cause she needs to shave, look at that ’70s porn stache she has going on

  16. juice

    i thought this website was about celebrities????

  17. my comment

    She may be orange but she’s a helluva lot more entertaining than Megan Fox.

  18. Siobhan

    Ah good old Snickers…

    I’m glad we don’t have anything of the like, in Australia.

    =]

  19. Moomoo

    FACIAL HAIRS!!!

  20. AV667

    somebody should punch her in the face….oh wait! somebody already did! all is right in this world.

  21. Narcissist

    She looks like a walrus in this pic:
    http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/12/17/snooki_of_jersey_shore_gets_apology_from_attacker_brad_ferro.php?img=7&gfmt=e

    I read she wants to give everyone a tanning bed. How about lip wax instead?

    Here’s what tanning is good for:
    http://king.typepad.com/mike_king/images/2008/06/30/aminorsunburn.jpg

  22. BigPapi

    You you guys so stupid that you don’t realize that many people who go to the Jersey Shore ARE from New York? Have you ever looked a map? Brooklyn and Staten Island are much closer than anywhere in North Jersey. As a result, many people from those boroughs go to the Jersey shore for vacations.

    And please don’t tell me you are dumb enough to think that EVERYONE is like Snookie or any of the other people in the show. Are you that shallow? “Jersey Shore” is a slice of life, and just one small slice, at that. That being said, it is a fucking great show! Pauly D and The Situation get it done. The girls, not so much!

  23. Whaptastic

    Dumb stupid gewidos

  24. Gabs

    You guys do realize that shes only famous cuz ppl google her spend a shitload of time looking at her pictures and reading about her and then posting nasty comments after making her more famous? and shes really not that fat she just looks bigger cuz she has actual curves and shes only 4′ 9″

  25. Gabs

    You guys do realize that shes only famous cuz ppl google her spend a shitload of time looking at her pictures and reading about her and then posting nasty comments after making her more famous? and shes really not that fat she just looks bigger cuz she has actual curves and shes only 4′ 9″

  26. She is a cutie munchi-chi. She is also very beautiful without any makeup. She would make the perfect bachelor party companion :)

  27. Rex

    She looks like the girl that you dare someone to fuck at the bar.

  28. I bet she puts out. I bet she insists on it.

    I watched a few minutes of the show. If every cast member was beaten unconscious on every single show, I might watch regularly. Or you could just dunk them all in a sewer.

  29. booboo

    I dont even know who she is?! Whoever she is, she looks absolutely disgusting and needs to loose a few stone and shut that gob of hers! Another case of Too. Many. Pies.She looks like someone that should be on a checkout.

  30. fanboy

    OFMG looks exactly like Danny deVito!!!

  31. Judd

    NJ is the armpit of America….and those greasy skanky wop’s are the main freeking reason!!!

  32. Judd

    NJ is the armpit of America….and those greasy skanky wop’s are the main freeking reason!!!

  33. Eugene

    If this chick didn’t have big tits she’d be living under a bridge bathing in the tears of orphans.

  34. rebekah

    mtv is genius. everyone says that they don’t watch the show, but they know exactly who she is. everyone talks about how ugly and fat and trashy she is, but everyone looked at the pictures. oh, mtv, what is your next brainchild, we will all be waiting on bated breath….

  35. Becca

    lmao@ 47! Thats true now that I look at it!

    I’ve seen the show a few times and she is my favorite! I think theres something nice, but funny about her. Like she’s either really stupid or too smart to think like normal people. I ? Snooki!!

  36. RoadRacer

    Stupidest show on TV!!!!

  37. .

    each to their own.

  38. laryhanis

    last night i was watching tv and put teen cribs on but i missed the beggining. i really want to know what this guy was called. it had a slide, a treehouse, a basketball court secret corridors and everything! does anyone know what episode it was?
    http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2236872

  39. J

    This rotund whore is the epitome of the words “no-talent loser”
    Sad that a “reality show” can find such human trash like this
    (and Tila Tequila) and call it entertainment.
    IQ-wise, this chick can’t be much more than say 61 or 62.
    Guaranteed that she is destined for: at least 1 unplanned pregnancy, 2 or 3 failed
    marriages, an overdose, 3 or 4 rehabs, a suicide attempt, more reality TV,
    18 minutes of dubious fame and none of it in any particular order.

  40. ovejarry

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  41. ovejarry

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  42. I would like to thank MTV for the Jersey Shore. What would I do without it?? Oh yeah, I’d be less likely to poke my eyeballs out at that miniature guidette posted above.

  43. jp

    c’mere ya lil fat hoe ima stick ma sauzage up yer Kunt

  44. k

    I think my biggest problem is that NJ is not like that at all….

    actually, my biggest problem is people being famous for absolutely no reason other than acting like embarrassments to the human race…Snooki belongs on that list with Heidi and Spencer

  45. WOW

    ITS HER LIFE AND SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS ,,BUT IT CRACKS ME UP THE WAY SHE ALWAYS MAKES THE SAME EXPRESSION WITH HER LIPS ..ITS NOT THAT CUTE …SHES OK ON THE SHOW AND ACTUALLY I LIKE THE SHOW BUT SHE IS IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM A GOOD ROLE MODEL OR REALLY NOT EVEN RESPECTABLE …NO CLASS !!!!! SO SAD BECAUSE SHE COULD BE PRETTY IF SHE DIDNT TRY SO HARD!!!!!!

  46. WOW

    ITS HER LIFE AND SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS ,,BUT IT CRACKS ME UP THE WAY SHE ALWAYS MAKES THE SAME EXPRESSION WITH HER LIPS ..ITS NOT THAT CUTE …SHES OK ON THE SHOW AND ACTUALLY I LIKE THE SHOW BUT SHE IS IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM A GOOD ROLE MODEL OR REALLY NOT EVEN RESPECTABLE …NO CLASS !!!!! SO SAD BECAUSE SHE COULD BE PRETTY IF SHE DIDNT TRY SO HARD!!!!!!

  47. dannodog

    Somebody give this poor lady a gull wing lift. Srsly. You can’t even spit with those lips.

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