I have no idea what the fuck this thing is supposed to be, but I’m pretty sure it’s everything that’s wrong with America if America lived solely off of Big Macs, melanoma and the semen of men who’ll wake up and wish they died of alcohol poisoning back in the taxi.
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as fuct up as the wonderful trainwreck known as Jersey Shore is, the rittards commenting on here are right up there.
blame it on jersey, but the whole tri-state area is culpable. suck it up NYC, these are your children.
awesome. double post. thanks internets.
Did someone actually lead her to believe she’s cute?! Somebody really misled this chick! White Italian trash at its finest (and I am Italian American myself)!
I’d hit it.
is that a girl or a monkey….
most people from new jersey are nothing like that, and 6 of the 8 people on that show are from new york.so new york is it’s own landfill. you see people like that in new jersey in the summer, on vacation, it’s quite sad. and its Wop…not whop
Gunther what are you talking about, 80 percent of the people in new jersey aren’t like that. jersey shore would be beautiful if people like that didn’t come down every year and litter, make asses out of themselves and fuck up the beaches
I never knew Yeti’s could pole dance.
I LOVE SNOOKI. she dusnt give a fuck and she looks a lot like me.
I LOVE SNOOKI. she dusnt give a fuck and she looks a lot like me.
Why oh why can’t somebody just come up behind her and the entire cast (hell entire NJ fake Italians stupid f’s for that matter) and plunge a f’ing knife in their temples. No redeeming qualities in the least and they need to die.
That is all.
fat
THIS is what she looks like!
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g90/alexisknox/300px-BabySinclair.jpg
The baby from “The Dinosaurs” tv show
HAHAHAHAHA
The side eye in pic 8 is worth it.
Ew.
That bitch needs a punch in the face………oh wait……
And she has a mustache to boot.
This girl is fun and beutiful why do they treat her the way they did on the show she doesnt think shes all that…
She needs to stop making that duck face. :/ Not a good look. Well, at least she’s comfortable with how she looks I suppose.
Where was this evolutionary wonder found?!
She looks like a fucking platipus…
duck face is horrible, other than that she is perfect, whatever you anorexics perverts say.
watch criminal minds free
@34
I think the “woman” in pic #8 is actually Turtle…
Nice girl:) Big tits, all like silicon doll:)
Time to break out the Karma Sutra.
Nope. Sorry.
No one makes that much disinfectant.
Yes, I checked.
Its because she looks like Kim Kakashian, shakes fake ass and tities and drinks whiskey, dresses like Britney and poses clubfoot like Paris and has Gaga haistylist.
Did I miss something?
They got the full package!
Oh is that the diminutive chica with major back-fat? I cant wait to watch this show, nothing I love more than watching certain portion of the population browbeating me into believing theyre good looking.
Pre-Clovis Human and a Muppet,crossed.This is it!?
#80 Jim Henson’s Pocahontas?
Love the Jersey Defense Force breaking down stats how that show is not really about Jersey. And all the townspeople in those cheesy bars, they were bussed in from other states?
Great show still. Good for Snooki. Add the lifetime fame of every loser who writes or comments on this website … and it won’t equal yours. Keep hating.
Miss Piggy and Kermit got kids?
why is this orange troll making a duck face in every picture?
Wild girl she is!
With Out Papers
It’s Just the limitation these chicks making weird faces.
Some people just don’t care about not looking like your average supermodel.They pull a funny face to these limited standards.
TWC – don’t get me wrong there are dumb mother fuckers from new jersey, it’s just not exactly how they show it on that piece of shit show. the fact still is though that 6 people in that cast ARE from new york, thats just truth
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“Are people so brain-dead they watch Jersey Shore? If I had a child and she turned out like this, I’d be so ashamed I’d never set foot outside again. ”
“Yes” to the first part, and “Me too” to the second part.
I know this is going to sound like misogyny but I’m glad that guy in the bar belted her in the face.
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she idiot but sexy:)
I can’t wait to see this chick in 5 years – she’s already fat, imagine what she’ll look like after she pops our a couple of kids? Nasty.
I can’t wait to see this chick in 5 years – she’s already fat, imagine what she’ll look like after she pops out a couple of kids? Nasty.
I love all the tough trash talk by Italians. But the Krauts had to bail them out of every one of their incompetent fuck-ups! Hard to believe that a dirty whore like this is now a celebrity in our tv world. They sure have dumbed us down nicely haven’t they?
This slut will have a nice Rican/wop mustache very very soon!
She makes me wish I was blind.
What is that and why should I care…?
EWWW! She is so tan she looks dirty. Any and all of the guys who said they would “hit” that, you need to be castrated so disgusting, stupid people like you and her don’t procreate. This is embarrassing to America… just plain nasty!