I have no idea what the fuck this thing is supposed to be, but I’m pretty sure it’s everything that’s wrong with America if America lived solely off of Big Macs, melanoma and the semen of men who’ll wake up and wish they died of alcohol poisoning back in the taxi.
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um. who?
do people actually watch this shit?
frist
Fun fact: she put her own roofie in that drink to make sure that there is no chance that she will go an evening without getting a stranger’s penis in her.
WTF? Who cares about this group of ugly, stinky, whop yankees? What a fucking joke.
They epitomize the skanky New Jersey lifestyle and 100% explain why everyone in NY calls NJ the NYC landfill. GROSS
ugh!…enough of this drunk fool and her smirky thing she does to exercise her embouchure
somebody punch her already!!!
Big Tits. Small Stature . I’d Fuck her…HARD
Hey fun fact for you Hugh: Everyone on Jersey Shore is from New York except one person. Oops.
Seeing this pictures, it all suddenly becomes clear and I no longer wonder why that one dude belted her in the face at the bar.
That is the ugliest girl I’ve seen in a long, long time.
Aw that’s cute, it thinks it’s pretty!
hugh got pwned!
um i love this show! butttt she is fat. and tooooo tan!
blondes are wayyyy hotter :)
Fun Fact: Someone actually DID punch her. A man, at that!
Ah, there IS justice in this world!
3.4 million watch this.
Since when did the Oompa Loompas dance on a pole?
what the fuck is this?! who is she?!
nasty
Omg, I’m so embarrased for her and her parents. n_n
What a freaking pig.
A) She is not from NJ, she is from NY.
B) NJ is NOT called NYC’s landfill. Staten Island is called NYC’s landfill.
See, of the 8 people on this show, only 2 were from NJ. The Situation, who clearly gets the joke because he’s constantly making fun of himself, and Sammi, who is the only one that a normal guy would want to sleep with. The shitty ones are all from New York or Rhode Island.
Are people so brain-dead they watch Jersey Shore? If I had a child and she turned out like this, I’d be so ashamed I’d never set foot outside again.
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
I love snooki shez not fat jst is short nd thick plus shez half Puerto rican nd dat makes her awesome cuz Puerto ricans nd brunettes r da fckiin best so stop being haters cuz y’all not on a show peace bitches
Is Snooki’s real name “Chrissy”?
She is looking nice in that pic but looks strange when she is screaming like a child . But yet she is looking beautiful though she is fat.
Snooki!!!! I love her she is open about the shit that she does and she has a fucking good time. I”m sure everyone here has got wasted in a club and looked like this by the end of the night. So everyone who hates should shut the fuck up and go hate on someone else….. Hahaha you know you will anyway.
I like how everyone in the background looks miserable in each picture (those that have bystanders). Woman’s face in pic #8 is priceless.
what the fuck
SHana I agree wit u plus noone complains bout other shows nd I’m Puerto rican so I’m gunna defend her cuz all u white people who take drugs nd drink nd think its kool dnt c nutthin wrong wit it
Did someone actually lead her to believe she’s cute?! Somebody really misled this chick! White Italian trash at its finest (and I am Italian American myself)!
Did someone actually lead her to believe she’s cute?! Somebody really misled this chick! White Italian trash at its finest (and I am Italian American myself)!
lol @ 23-30
Is Fish drunk again? what the hell was the point of this article and whats it have to do with MTV? She’s ugly, so what? Fish your last sentence didnt even make sense
@ #9 & #13
You guys got pwned because you didnt see what I wrote…
Theyre still WHOP YANKEES !!
HAHA…dumbasses. I wasnt distinguishing good from bad, merely stating that NJ trash is worse than NY trash. Maybe you guys should wipe some of the tanning spray from your eyes, take off your fake eyelashes and 3.8 lbs of mascara so that you can read more clearly…
Oh…and WTF is up with her mustache? Par for the course I guess. GROSS
chrissy belongs on that show.
and she will probably take that as a compliment.
now that’s some funny shit!
Damn! She is hot!
Hey can you believe I read somewhere she’ll come to your town to party for $2000 + transporrtation. lol I wonder if anyone has paid the fee!!! She should feel lucky that people want to hang out with her!! Her 15 mins of fame has gone straight to her head
Damn this bitch is so fat from the front she is built like a rectangle.
It’s like looking at the WT version of Kim Kardashian without all the photobrushing.
I guess nobody around here knows what the term wop is actually supposed to mean since you’re spelling it “whop”. Check your racist slurs kiddies.
as fuct up as the wonderful trainwreck known as Jersey Shore is, the rittards commenting on here are right up there.
blame it on jersey, but the whole tri-state area is culpable. suck it up NYC, these are your children.
as fuct up as the wonderful trainwreck known as Jersey Shore is, the rittards commenting on here are right up there.
blame it on jersey, but the whole tri-state area is culpable. suck it up NYC, these are your children.