‘Thanks For Letting Me Party In Vegas, Baby. Here, Have A Shocker.’

October 30th, 2012 // 80 Comments

“Scott, I’m serious, we have to make this look good. My mom has a gun to the kids’ heads, she’s really going to do it this time.”
“Do you think my business cards are the right weight? You’d tell me if they weren’t, right?”
“Goddammit…”

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Yeah, like a Kardashian has any problems with child endangerment, Fish.

  2. Mr. Poop

    His fingers will emerge blackened and burnt

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    brick
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    Sweatpants jeans. Cool!

  4. vandinz

    His fingers will smell of stale shit for a week.

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    “Good job, the paps saw everything. Same time next week?”

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    Anthony
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    Ta da!

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    He’s trying to get her pregnant again.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    This is bullshit make a few sex tapes like you big ASS sister.

  9. cc

    “Did you wipe?”

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    well, according to a joke I heard in 6th grade, that IS why women have two holes.

  11. rican

    Most definitely, she likes anal.

  12. it had to be said

    That guy really is a real pain in the ass.

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    richie
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    his finger is in the second biggest asshole in this picture

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    richie
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    she’s a goer!

  15. grobpilot

    Did he manage to retrieve his hand?

  16. EDDIE HITLER

    GUESS WHO DOES ANAL!

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    asssniffer
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    Wonder if he smelled his finger afterwards.

  18. zomgbie

    kiss that hand goodbye.
    better kiss the whole arm goodbye.- better safe than sorry.

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    Keno
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    I never knew rape could look so classy. Maybe those Republicans are onto something…

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    Mike701
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    I am pretty sure you check for a Trannie in the front.

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    You
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    Classy.

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    Cock Dr
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    Why are they both trying so hard to convince us of their passionate interest in each other? Are they involved in some sort of reality TV show programming?

  23. tom

    Vulgarity must be engraved in the genetic information of the whole family.

  24. Squiggy

    I can’t be the only one that thought it was Motorboat Mayer and his magic Yacht until I saw there was a picture with a face in it, can I? I hate when I get my cheap fame whores mixed up like that…

  25. RayJ

    Keeping it classy, as always.

  26. Scott Disick, professional bowler, never takes a day off.

  27. Arlene

    Cottage cheese belongs on a plate with a slice of tomato…not on your thighs.

  28. With married people, even groping is passive-aggressive.

  29. P.K. Highsmith

    Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk, I’ll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!

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    The Royal Penis
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    He’s all hunched over like a horny Chihuahua humping a stuff animal.
    At least he’s a romantic.

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    Jentilly
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    Good thing it wasn’t Kim or he’d lose his hand

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    Neal
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    Well the media was wrong on this one, turns out he was actually planning to engage her ring.

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    InkyBlack
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    Like a modern day Hans Brinker, Scott leaps to Kourtney’s aid, scant moments before another bout of explosive diarrhea releases a faecal tsunami upon the unsuspecting paparazzi.

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    anonym
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    I wanted to see him make Kourtney smell his finger afterwards

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    Got one in the Chamber Huh baby ?

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    I told you to stop blasting farts ! I cant help it now just stick your finger in my ass to stop it up and kiss me.

  37. Scott Disick Grabbing Kourtney Kardashian Butt PDA
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    I told you to stop blasting farts ! I cant help it now just stick your finger in my ass to stop it up and kiss me.

  38. tim

    Something for little Mase to bring to show and tell

  39. rican

    When choosing between having the world see part of her naked ass for a second time, or seeing a finger halfway up her asshole, a classy lady will always go for the latter and instinctively pull down her skirt.

  40. Sidgoop

    None in the pink, all in the stink.

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    katherine
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    disgusting—low class to behave like that in public–

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    moopy
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    THESE pictures are so fucking gross! the paparazzi is clearly nearby and moving around them in close range. He clearly was aware of their presence when he decided to stick his finger in her ass. jesus christ, the obscenity!

  43. I think Kourtney is probably the cutest of the three sisters, so I guess I can’t blame that idiot Disick for what he’s doing. I’d probably do it too, but probably not in the parking lot…
    If he had any class at all, he would have ripped her clothes off.

  44. he just wanted to put shit-stains in her britches.

  45. STOP GIVING THEM PRESS

    Is it just me or does this look like a rape in progress? This people are such trash…Fish, STOP SHOWING US POSTS ABOUT THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS!! Only when the press stops covering them will the finally go the fuck into oblivion where the talentless, classless, hairy bitches belong!

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    But did he pick up the spare?

    • Roy Munson

      “Bowling With The Stars”

    • ArmyDicked

      Scott is SUCH AN IDIOT. The words to Marvin Gaye’s WHATS GOIN’ ON was ‘MAKE YA’ WANT TO HOLLER’, not MAKE YA’ WANT TO HOLE-’ER!!!

      And give Scott a break, people!!! Those Kardashian girls all look alike but only ONE wears panties!!! How else is he going to know he’s HO-Bangin’ the right Kardashian? You woudn’t want him cheating on his girlfriend, would ya?

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    Zambonie
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    word is that after the *completely candid* and *unstaged* shoot that he was selling finger sniffs for $5
    What an entrepreneurial family

  48. lawn

    That hand is going to have to be amputated now.

  49. Sliver

    Spare the rod, spoil the child.

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    DH
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    I don’t see what’s wrong with this picture.

    Isn’t that where you put your hand to make it talk?

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