“Scott, I’m serious, we have to make this look good. My mom has a gun to the kids’ heads, she’s really going to do it this time.”
“Do you think my business cards are the right weight? You’d tell me if they weren’t, right?”
“Goddammit…”
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Yeah, like a Kardashian has any problems with child endangerment, Fish.
fuck the fuck off, scum of the earth spammer
His fingers will emerge blackened and burnt
I just wonder how her finger taste and smell after that finger rape.
Sweatpants jeans. Cool!
His fingers will smell of stale shit for a week.
“Good job, the paps saw everything. Same time next week?”
Ta da!
You said it, meester.
Ta douche!
He’s trying to get her pregnant again.
Well he better use more than his hand!!
This is bullshit make a few sex tapes like you big ASS sister.
“Did you wipe?”
No, you did.
well, according to a joke I heard in 6th grade, that IS why women have two holes.
Is that joke different than the one about why the two holes are so close together? or the same one?
Actually it’s so you can carry them around like a six-pack.
It appears at least 9 people never heard the joke.
Most definitely, she likes anal.
That guy really is a real pain in the ass.
his finger is in the second biggest asshole in this picture
she’s a goer!
Did he manage to retrieve his hand?
GUESS WHO DOES ANAL!
Wonder if he smelled his finger afterwards.
kiss that hand goodbye.
better kiss the whole arm goodbye.- better safe than sorry.
I never knew rape could look so classy. Maybe those Republicans are onto something…
I am pretty sure you check for a Trannie in the front.
Classy.
Why are they both trying so hard to convince us of their passionate interest in each other? Are they involved in some sort of reality TV show programming?
Vulgarity must be engraved in the genetic information of the whole family.
I can’t be the only one that thought it was Motorboat Mayer and his magic Yacht until I saw there was a picture with a face in it, can I? I hate when I get my cheap fame whores mixed up like that…
Keeping it classy, as always.
Scott Disick, professional bowler, never takes a day off.
Cottage cheese belongs on a plate with a slice of tomato…not on your thighs.
With married people, even groping is passive-aggressive.
Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk, I’ll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
He’s all hunched over like a horny Chihuahua humping a stuff animal.
At least he’s a romantic.
Good thing it wasn’t Kim or he’d lose his hand
Well the media was wrong on this one, turns out he was actually planning to engage her ring.
Like a modern day Hans Brinker, Scott leaps to Kourtney’s aid, scant moments before another bout of explosive diarrhea releases a faecal tsunami upon the unsuspecting paparazzi.
I wanted to see him make Kourtney smell his finger afterwards
Got one in the Chamber Huh baby ?
I told you to stop blasting farts ! I cant help it now just stick your finger in my ass to stop it up and kiss me.
I told you to stop blasting farts ! I cant help it now just stick your finger in my ass to stop it up and kiss me.
Something for little Mase to bring to show and tell
When choosing between having the world see part of her naked ass for a second time, or seeing a finger halfway up her asshole, a classy lady will always go for the latter and instinctively pull down her skirt.
None in the pink, all in the stink.
disgusting—low class to behave like that in public–
THESE pictures are so fucking gross! the paparazzi is clearly nearby and moving around them in close range. He clearly was aware of their presence when he decided to stick his finger in her ass. jesus christ, the obscenity!
I think Kourtney is probably the cutest of the three sisters, so I guess I can’t blame that idiot Disick for what he’s doing. I’d probably do it too, but probably not in the parking lot…
If he had any class at all, he would have ripped her clothes off.
he just wanted to put shit-stains in her britches.
Is it just me or does this look like a rape in progress? This people are such trash…Fish, STOP SHOWING US POSTS ABOUT THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS!! Only when the press stops covering them will the finally go the fuck into oblivion where the talentless, classless, hairy bitches belong!
But did he pick up the spare?
“Bowling With The Stars”
Scott is SUCH AN IDIOT. The words to Marvin Gaye’s WHATS GOIN’ ON was ‘MAKE YA’ WANT TO HOLLER’, not MAKE YA’ WANT TO HOLE-’ER!!!
And give Scott a break, people!!! Those Kardashian girls all look alike but only ONE wears panties!!! How else is he going to know he’s HO-Bangin’ the right Kardashian? You woudn’t want him cheating on his girlfriend, would ya?
word is that after the *completely candid* and *unstaged* shoot that he was selling finger sniffs for $5
What an entrepreneurial family
That hand is going to have to be amputated now.
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
I don’t see what’s wrong with this picture.
Isn’t that where you put your hand to make it talk?