And Now Back To ‘Whose Face Did Terry Richardson Put His Penis On This Time?’

The Superficial / June 12, 2014

When we last left Terry Richardson, he was photographing Mariah Carey’s children, so what better time for another story of him “allegedly” jabbing his dick into an unsuspecting model’s face? It’s the perfect segue. Via Jezebel:

I can’t even say he shot any photos. His assistant held the camera and pushed the buttons, under his direction. At first, I just stood against the wall, traditional portrait-style while I made goofy faces and she snapped away. Innocent fun. He asked if I’d reveal my “tits.” I’m not against nudity by any means and have had plenty of photographer friends shoot me in various states of undress so again, the answer was, “Sure. Why not!” Boobs out, no big deal.
Then he entered the shot and Leslie snapped a few of us together. He had me kind of crouch down on the floor as I moved around, posing. Then, suddenly, I felt a dick pressing into the side of my face. Terry Richardson’s semi-hard penis was plunged into the outside of my cheek, and he was jabbing it into my face. Leslie giggled, and muttered something to the effect of the, “Isn’t this fun?!” He pressed it to my lips. He clearly wanted a blow job and wanted it documented on camera.
I didn’t want to act scared or angry because I was in this guy’s apartment with no one else around aside from his equally screwed-up assistant and who knows what these psychos were capable of, so I merely muttered something about having to get back to the party and jetted the hell out of there.

Normally, this would be a sign that this woman wants absolutely nothing to do with Terry’s penis, but cocaine makes you think you’re Cock-Awesome Jesus, so naturally Terry thought nothing of this and had his assistant try and arrange the beginning of a Law & Order: SVU episode:

Several days later, while I was sitting at work, I received a call from an unfamiliar number. It was Leslie.
“Hey, Anna! So Terry cannot stop talking about you. You’re his new muse. He’s obsessed.”
I remained silent. “And his birthday is coming up, and I have kind of a crazy idea I know he would just love. I was thinking, you could just show up at his apartment – I’ll tell you when I’ll know he’ll be home – and when he opens the door, you just grab him and make out with him. Then run away! He will absolutely love that. Just don’t tell Jen [Brill, his photo agent girlfriend at the time]. She can never know about this.”

“Also, Terry would just love it if you could roofie yourself before you get there. He would crack up, and all of this is something everyday people suggest to each other. So can I put you down for an 8:00 dick in the face? Or you do want to do 10:00? Because I can reschedule the other girl. I mean- Jared Leto! I can reschedule Jared Leto. You’re his only muse! Please don’t hang up. I can’t go back in the box!”

Photos: Terry Richardson