Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens had some words for Jessica Simpson yesterday. Dallas fans believe Jessica distracted her new boyfriend quarterback Tony Romo causing the Cowboys to lose to the Philadelphia Eagles. The Associated Press reports:
Asked Wednesday about the Simpson scenario, Owens playfully chimed in: “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium.”
Tony Romo’s previous worst game happened a year ago when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in the stands:
“With everything that has happened, obviously the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she’s kind of taken his focus away,” Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. “Other than that, she was hot on my list until last week.
I think it’s cute Jessica Simpson got to see a real live football game. Of course the people next to her probably didn’t share my sentiment. She kept pressing her chest against the glass of her box seats and screaming “Hey, Tony! Are you the blue ones? I forgot already!” But I don’t see how that’d be distracting. In fact, that’s how I prefer to play football. If only the NFL weren’t frightened (yet silently aroused) by my natural talent on the field. I’m like Joe Namath but sexier and on Mexican steroids. Sexy Mexican steroids.
Dave | December 20, 2007 at 9:33 am
First and romos a homo
mstr eze | December 20, 2007 at 9:35 am
The Eagles caused romo to lose, Why give that worthless tramp credit?
Name Goes Here | December 20, 2007 at 9:35 am
Yeah, yeah, yeah…. the Cowboys.
Anyway, the Lakota Nation has declared their independence. Jessica may want to move on and date a bigger story.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 20, 2007 at 9:35 am
TO is a big mouth punk. This is the beginning of the end for the Cowboys “dynasty”.
kenl | December 20, 2007 at 9:41 am
Jessica is a cute babe…She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service “MEETRICH.COM” with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.
Auntie Kryst | December 20, 2007 at 9:42 am
What’s Brodie Croyle’s excuse? I guess Romo has at least has someone to blame.
Big | December 20, 2007 at 9:43 am
I think he made a mistake and thought one of those Big ass tits was a football
MMB | December 20, 2007 at 9:49 am
Hey Jessica, I heard that Reggie Bush wants to play with your balls. Look into that before this weekend, ‘mkay? Love, Philadelphia.
grits2005 | December 20, 2007 at 9:50 am
I just love all the cowboy haters. You guys are tards. Im a Dallas fan and have been since I was a kid. Im proud of our boys and that hwole Romo is a homo scomment is so old. Get some new material. Yall are just jealous the women u beat off to are obsessed with him hahahahahah. See yall at the superbowl
kiid | December 20, 2007 at 9:50 am
the cowboys have a current dynasty?
Jus' Stupid | December 20, 2007 at 9:55 am
Queers, hags, tramps, trannies, and freaks: The Cowboys lost because they failed to play well in that game. The Eagles played better. How many other players had their girlfriends/wives in the stands? To blame it on her is so stupid. T.O. is the mouth of the South, and North, and west, and east. TO has beena thorn in the sdie of every organization he has been associated with.
Jus' Stupid | December 20, 2007 at 9:56 am
Queers, hags, tramps, trannies, and freaks: The Cowboys lost because they failed to play well in that game. The Eagles played better. How many other players had their girlfriends/wives in the stands? To blame it on her is so stupid. T.O. is the mouth of the South, and North, and west, and east. TO has beena thorn in the side of every organization he has been associated with.
kirsten | December 20, 2007 at 10:06 am
I know a way she could make herself more popular in the locker room!
Gerald_Tarrant | December 20, 2007 at 10:08 am
Only Cowboy fans and idiot sports commentators call this year the beginning of a “dynasty”. Romo is overrated. He’s above average but not the superman with a gold dick that the’Boys fans keep trying to blow.
Terrell Owens is a cancer on any team he is on. He is nothing more than a loud mouthed bitch and he needs to take a good Roy Williams horse collar tackle.
Ript1&0 | December 20, 2007 at 10:13 am
Morning.
God, I hate sports too, Fish. And video games. I’ve always said that whomever I date will have to pick one, and never ever talk to me about it.
If they are into both, they’re out. If they are into neither and still hetero, I’ve found my rare breed and am feeling kinda nesty.
That’s only happened like……. ok, never.
Matthew Smith | December 20, 2007 at 10:16 am
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Have some personal responsibility! Yeah right, some chick way up in the stands cause the whole team to lose the game. Who is gonna TKO TO so that I don’t have to hear him blame everyone except himself anymore?
Auntie Kryst | December 20, 2007 at 10:22 am
If ever there was a post that called for the ghost of Vince Lombardi it’s this one. Someone get a Ouija board. Coach, where are you?
hyeandmighty | December 20, 2007 at 10:25 am
TO is an idiot, having a hot girlfriend like that can only improve his game and motivate him to be better!
Conscience Found | December 20, 2007 at 10:25 am
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GOSSIP IS EVIL.
YOU ARE DOING EVIL.
INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF OTHERS’ PROBLEMS,
WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN ‘PERFECT’ LIFE.
YOU ARE JUST AS BAD – JUST WITHOUT THE MONEY AND FAME.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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havoc | December 20, 2007 at 10:29 am
Jessica Simpson is bad juju period.
Her incompetence and lack of talent rubs off on anyone she is close to.
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HornyInMaine | December 20, 2007 at 10:30 am
I missed the game. Anyone have video of her showing her jersey off. Love the way she bounces ( * )( * )
HornyInMaine | December 20, 2007 at 10:30 am
I missed the game. Anyone have video of her showing her jersey off. Love the way she bounces ( * )( * )
shut up | December 20, 2007 at 10:37 am
i hate her so much it is ridiculous. her last cd bombed and every movie she has worked on besides the dukes of hazzard had bombed. the dumb as rocks act was cute for a while, but it got old. i saw kelly pickler on the jay leno show playing off the dumb cute jessica simpson act. why do females be-little themselves like that. being dumb is not cute.
Toolboy | December 20, 2007 at 10:37 am
I hate the Cowboys, but I also respect the team they have this year. Romo’s a good quarterback who made some simple mistakes in the last game. The biggest of which was NOT grabbing the ref’s microphone and announcing that he had sexy time with Jessica Simpson and then sharing the video on the Jumbo-tron. Oh, and fuck TO.
Dave | December 20, 2007 at 10:39 am
Hey # 9, (theres some irony)
Romos a Homo, hope he can hold onto a snap in this years playoffs, Boo-Hoo the ball was slick, Bill Parcells is mean to me. boo-hoo im going to cry on the field boo-hoo. Cowboys sucks if they get to the super bowl the patriots will murder them like Oj did to that nice white woman.
Jimbo | December 20, 2007 at 10:42 am
@25 You must be a pussy Washington Redskins fan.
Ript1&0 | December 20, 2007 at 10:42 am
PS = Nice Chili Peppers reference. Is it one?
That reminds me, did you hear Jamie Lynn is asking for help in naming her baby? The names some of us could come up with….
This is not a subtle hint, in case you didn’t get that.
Harry | December 20, 2007 at 10:56 am
Nice to know Pa Simpson got season tickets and all he had to pay was Jess’s va-jay-jay.
And, oh yeah, Romo is a Tom Brady wannabe, except he will choke again in the playoffs.
gotmilk? | December 20, 2007 at 10:58 am
pink jerseys are gay. if you’re going to be a fan, wear the real jersey, not some pussified version of one. she probably just picked that shirt up in the pro shop right before the game & threw it on over her other clothes.
i doubt this dumb ass is an actual football fan. the rules are far too complex for her to comprehend.
gotmilk? | December 20, 2007 at 11:04 am
18, except that isn’t the case here. jessica is nearly a man so Dave is right in his assessment.
I don’t get all the hype about Romo. He’s not that impressive.
havoc | December 20, 2007 at 11:33 am
She’s one of the many bimbos that inundate Texas Stadium. Let us guys have one afternoon to ourselves. Maybe there’s a nice movie on Lifetime or something……
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JJ | December 20, 2007 at 11:53 am
i hate sports too,…but this website was too funny. can you imagine if a team did this?
http://www.ruinromo.com/
yawn | December 20, 2007 at 12:01 pm
hot chicks only make you play betterer..
any idiot teammate that comments to the contrary is simply jealous or hates you..
Splooge | December 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm
This post is proof positive that the Fish comment writer is not, in fact, a dude but is a woman posing as a dude.
The hating sports thing was the final giveaway.
romo fan | December 20, 2007 at 12:42 pm
i’d hit it.
Joe Gibbs | December 20, 2007 at 12:48 pm
TO is an idiot. If he could not catch footballs he would be at a sentencing hearing standing between Tyrone and Latrell also caught while holding up 7-11s.
Jessica Simpson is smart enough to play dumb in ways that make men forgive her and feel smarter than we are (or you are–I am that smart). I am prepared to be her tutor and erotic masseuse if the right offer comes along (so far she has rejected all mine–I need to come up with more cash).
Cowboys fans are front-running douchebags who hide when the team is down and crow when they win. The ‘Boys are currently in full fade mode and that pleases me. It saddens me to see Jessica among them, being boinked by a Tom-Brady wannabe.
Trixie | December 20, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Good Lord, where to begin. I HATE ALL THE SIMPSONS. I especially hate Jessica. I think it started when I saw her try to sing on The Today Show, and she literally choked. Her backup singers were these 3 fabulous soul singers, that probably cried all the way home, asking God, “Why do I have this talent, yet have to stand behind the likes of Jessica Simpson, who can’t sing a lick”. I am sure Matt Lauer was laughing out loud during her performance. This is when I realized that America will accept anything, so long as a pair of 38c’s accompany it. Her appearance at the Texas Stadium was more about her own publicity than her “support” for Romo. She could have watched that game anywhere, but there she was. I always used football to escape from the bullshit tabloids we have to endure. Yet the infiltration of the Simpsons in the NFL has begun. God Help Us All.
DennisTheMenace | December 20, 2007 at 1:44 pm
LOL @ #13 Kirsten *<{}:o{|}}
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“13. kirsten – December 20, 2007 10:06 AM
I know a way she could make herself more popular in the locker room!”
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romo fan | December 20, 2007 at 2:38 pm
here you can see jesssica’s reaction.
http://acast.myminicity.com/tra
tc | December 20, 2007 at 3:05 pm
She looks quite hot here
(except for the crack-whore scabs around her mouth, that is)
Unklejoe | December 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Id eat Jessicas puzzy!
Dar | December 20, 2007 at 4:00 pm
TO is a selfish prick. Everything’s been fine ‘n’ dandy for the ‘Boys so far this year, but all it takes is one brief fall from grace for TO’s egomania to resurface.
Enjoy it while you can, Cowboys fans. The moment your boys stumble, TO will be the first one to point fingers. He’ll gladly sacrifice any team and anyone that gets in the way of his ego.
nagger please | December 20, 2007 at 4:26 pm
I think a hot white blond in the stands was more of a distraction to Terrell. They love the white women.
Josh | December 20, 2007 at 5:12 pm
C’mon people, he was joking and laughing when he said it. Anything you people can do or say to blame TO is unbelievable to me. Obviously, the rednecks are still upset he did that commercial with Nicolette Sheridan. But to keep quoting him out of context when he was laughing, and to get “upset” with him is almost silly. Typical, but silly!
Cracka Please | December 20, 2007 at 5:15 pm
“I think a hot white blond in the stands was more of a distraction to Terrell. They love the white women.”
And the white women love them. Face it Archie Bunker, your side is losing!
D. Richards (Bastard.) | December 20, 2007 at 5:53 pm
I will never understand the mystical draw of sports. When I see guys chasing a little ball, with all the intensity in the world, I can’t help but think that human beings are incredibly weak-minded. I hate sports. I hate football. I hate baseball. I really hate basketball. But athletes are so focused! Sure.
Athletes? You’re not doing the world some gigantic favor by playing ‘ball’. Sports are pointless just like your life. You are over-paid children that actually have no skills. Sports were your only way out of the ghetto. Just die.
Chris | December 20, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Umm…D.Richards. There are those who might say the same about you in regards to movie and TV stars. Seriously, who cares what Paris said or who Alba is dating or the latest antics of Lohan?
To each their own. If you don’t like sports, fine, but don’t bash people the play or enjoy them as “incredibly weak minded” when I’m willing to bet you rush for the lastest issue of “US Weekly.”
nagger please | December 20, 2007 at 6:54 pm
“–And the white women love them. Face it Archie Bunker, your side is losing!–”
Yeah, negroes are such winners.. Carjacking, Aids, crime, rape, murder, and handouts from your Master.
ManiacFive | December 20, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Well T.O. is such a big team player and totally down to earth, not the sort to be obnoxious about someone who had a bad game and happens to be dating a famous blonde with a good rack. WTF.
I remember back in the day you were the man to slap her around the face with your cock then run around the room ejactulating wildly screaming “I’M T.O. BITCH! DON’T NEED NO MUTHA FUCKING TEAM!”
But now T.O. oh he the big team player
Marconi | December 20, 2007 at 9:09 pm
TO should shut his mouth. What he said is demoralizing to the team.
If Romo’s heads not in the game it’s his fault not Jessica Simpson’s.