Teri Seymour wears a bikini, could use a good meal or ten

December 28th, 2007 // 179 Comments

My original headline for this post was “Simon Cowell attacked by rogue Ethopian.” Then I did some investigative journalism (i.e. Wikipedia) and learned that it’s actually Simon’s fiancé British TV personality Teri Seymour who’s on vacation in Barbados for the holiday. I can understand why he keeps her around. She seems handy. Simon could always use Teri as a walking stick if he were on a long hike. Or, I dunno, maybe as a karate staff if he wanted to fight crime or play Ninja Turtles with Ryan Seacrest who always wants to be “Naked Shredder.”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. AP

    wow, on that terri chick. is that a trail to heaven i see? otherwise she’s not bad

  2. sharpeidude

    She looks good! A little more toning in the gluts maybe, but she looks good.

  3. J.F.

    Come on guys!!!
    she is totally HOT!!!
    she is not too skinny & her body looks PERFECT!!!

  4. ME

    She has a nice ass, a good handfull. Just what I Like!!!

  5. hot, she is also very popular on http://www.interracialloving.com people discuss her secrets there.

  6. Jenna

    To 64:
    If you actually read my post, and are somewhat literate, you would realize that I did not say ‘skinny arm’s are a sign of an eating disorder.’ I actually said that when your arms are the same width at the top as at the bottom, that is a sign of malnourishment. I am actually a nurse who has studied nutrition, so I might know a little bit more about the issue than you. Look at photos of starving children, you will see the same effect.

  7. Jenna

    To 64:
    If you actually read my post, and are somewhat literate, you would realize that I did not say ‘skinny arm’s are a sign of an eating disorder.’ I actually said that when your arms are the same width at the top as at the bottom, that is a sign of malnourishment. I am actually a nurse who has studied nutrition, so I might know a little bit more about the issue than you. Look at photos of starving children, you will see the same effect.

  8. L.Linus

    Isn’t this the funniest thing in the world. She’s black and he’s white and there’s no white racist remarks. If she was white and he was black, the racist remarks would be every other blog, WOW!!!

  9. rintintin

    What is up with her ribcage? She has no breasts but you can see the front of her ribs and sucked out clavicle in photo 3. Definitely underweight.

  10. FromOutOfNoWhere

    I would totally bang her.

  11. He’s holding in that gut of his…

    She’s not SUPER skinny. Prob just how she is. Some like em petite. Sorry to all the wonderous bigger women out there…Remeber, it takes all kinds. I like em all.

  12. naomi

    she’s not that skinny!! she looks healthy!!! she looks nice. i love her hair

  13. Wingless

    Jesus christ she’s a fucking skeleton…. Someone feed her. :\

  14. Tracy J

    I think the real issue is her ass. It’s super old lady ass.

  15. Rob Bagdasarian

    That’s a nipple in picture 5. Underneath her arm, above her bikini. I thought it was a fat roll until I realized that: she A) has no fat, and B) the fat roll is pink at the end.

    As such I think that this post should be titled NSFW immediately, in case someone else is scrutinizing it as closely as I was in the hopes of furiously masturbating to the thought of Simon Cowell crying while he watches me bone his girlfriend. Because someone needs to think of the children! Won’t somebody please think of the children!!

  16. gotmilk?

    44, actually “in shape” means that you work out. i see no muscle tone here. it’s like a mischa barton body, skinny but flabby at the same time.

  17. lori

    She looks like a skanky banana.

  18. Tapeworm

    What the fuck is going on with that nose of hers? Oink Oink.

  19. antoine.p

    GREAT body imho !

  20. Doogie

    I was going to let this go, but three strikes and you’re out.

    A woman who is about to get married is called a FIANCEE.

  21. hehehehhe

    I”M LASTTT!!!!!!!!!!! yayy

  22. MrRoboto

    since when does thesuperficial call girls out for being too skinny, weak

  23. MrRoboto

    since when does thesuperficial call girls out for being too skinny, weak

  24. karen

    She isn’t skinny at all. No hip bones, shapely legs, she has an ass and it may be fat if there was more of it. You guys are commenting that she looks skiiny only because she doesn’t have any boobs. try looking again, and this time look at everything, not just her chest !

  25. Elk

    Man it’s an anorexic love-fest in here. What’s wrong with you people, how can you find a visible rid cage attractive?

  26. kotenok

    I know the point of this site is to make fun of people, and most of the time it’s awesome and makes me LMAO, but I’m getting sick of seeing perfectly healthy people being called too fat or too thin. She looks great, in my opinion.

  27. filito

    woow she looks great ! cmon! http://www.awesome.mactanque.com

  28. Andrew

    I’d like to “seymour” of her butt

  29. Xarias

    Dude-whatever-she’s freaking hot!

  30. El Sueno

    Teri should come see me when she’s tired of that homo. I know a bigger homo.

  31. Petite

    127. Elk – 6:30 PM
    Man it’s an anorexic love-fest in here. What’s wrong with you people, how can you find a visible rid cage attractive?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    EXACTLY! The first thing I noticed was her RIB CAGE BONES!
    Seriously, If you can see a person’s chest bones, they are too damn skinny.

  32. She could use a sandwich…4 sho!

  33. She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called seekamillionaire.com . Is that you?

  34. Wow, she’s more than hot. But I just hope she’s a real lesbian.

  35. Blondamnation

    Fish you’re so wrong! She actually has a PERFECT body, it’s amazing.
    I always wondered what the deal was with Simon because he seems like the type pf pompous asshole that would date someone like Denise Richards or Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Soloman/whoever-(whocares).
    But she’s hot in a not too obvious way-I’d sleep with her and I’m not gay! (“I was for about 15 minutes, in college…”

  36. AssBigot

    @ #116

    that is NOT a nipple you fool. that is a bit of her hair. her boob would have to be grotesquely like that abominable Tara creature to make that be her nipple instead of her hair.

  37. Petite

    If she worked on that ass, she would look damn near perfect. Naturally skinny women rarely workout, so they wind up with ass cheeks that sit on the back of their thighs, like hers. It’s all about the muscle.

    If you can hold a pencil under your butt cheek, you might want to do some “squeezes”!
    (yeah, I have a cute butt!)

  38. IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE, TALK AND SHIT ONLY ON WATER!!
    There comes a time when SHITTING stops, THAT’S QUITE A SERIOUS MATTER!!

  39. Ry

    I really don’t think she’s that skinny. I think she’s at the perfect weight for her body frame. If you look at her flanks (the sides of her waist) she has a nice amount of fat there and her butt isn’t bony what so ever. She’s nothing like Nicole Ritchie or the Olsen twins.

  40. missywissy

    oh please. If she gained two pounds everyone would be going on how fat she is. My mistake, some people are STILL going on about how fat she is. You folks thinking she needs surgery or more weight loss seriously have problems.

  41. G Unit

    Too fat. This beeotch needs to lose about 25 lbs.

  42. krystl

    Lmao.. I swear I just read “fuck the fatties”.
    Agreed.
    That body is hot.
    I’d flaunt it at the beach too.

  43. internet Tough Guy

    yea right….you fucking obese motherfuckers would lick her asshole if she was bent over in front of you.

  44. maz

    hmm?? shes hot.

  45. Michael Vick must Die

    She looks pretty OK, very slim but not anorexic. Cowell on the other hand looks like a pig, you think all the money he has he could afford some lipo, well he’s a multi millionaire so he doesn’t need it! Who does when they got loads of dosh!

  46. Mary K

    I don’t think she is “TOO” thin but she is almost there…I think if she put on 5 pounds she would look alot better. I don’t see why she is with Simon though cause he is old and looks like her dad!

  47. I dont get it, the blogger must be a fat ass or something of that sort…Don’t be jealous, but she looks good!

  48. What a fat, flabby ass!!! Jesus!

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