Teri Hatcher has accepted “very substantial” libel damages over false allegations that she had regular sex with a series of men in a van parked outside her home.
In an article published in the Daily Sport entitled “Teri’s Passion Wagon”, it was alleged that Hatcher “takes lovers for steamy bangs in a battered old banger.” Certain statements were falsely attributed to Hatcher, including “when my van’s a-rockin’, don’t come knockin’”, and “it is sexy and hot to get to grips with a guy in my Passion Wagon”. Her lawyer told the judge: “The grossly defamatory allegations are entirely false, deeply offensive and utterly without foundation.”
Well this is a big relief, because when Teri and I were having regular sex in that van she sure as hell didn’t mention any other guys. Or that she had a 7-year-old daughter. Or that her daughter was driving the van. Man, that bitch was kinky.
cat | December 16, 2005 at 1:22 pm
You are absolutely hilarious
the booch | December 16, 2005 at 1:26 pm
The quotes may be fake but the allegations are are true. Hatcher told Barbera Walters about a year ago that she brings dates into the VW van to shag as to not disturb her spawn.
Why am I the only one that remembers this?
1776er | December 16, 2005 at 2:12 pm
God D@%#! that’s funny. And you know it’s true. I mean who could make up stuff like that?
I think the damage fines rested on the simple mistake that Hatcher LIVES in the van and BANGS in the house.
See, technically, the magazine got it wrong, so Hatcher could sue and still have people think she isn’t a whore to the homeless.
1776er | December 16, 2005 at 2:14 pm
God D@%#! that’s funny. And you know it’s true. I mean who could make up stuff like that?
I think the damage fines rested on the simple mistake that Hatcher LIVES in the van and BANGS in the house.
See, technically, the magazine got it wrong, so Hatcher could sue and still have people think she isn’t a whore to the homeless.
I love K-fed's Corn Rolls | December 16, 2005 at 3:33 pm
I remember that sit down with Barbara Walters too…. that’s exactly what I was thinking about reading the story.
Teri Hatcher is an idiot. She is a diva and looks like a midget troll. Any one that is obviously so petty, immature and insecure about themselves should dissapear, soon.
She is a horrid bitch and I don’t understand why people like her. She’s a horrible actress and looks thinner than Mary Kate Olsen 6 Starbuck’s mocha’s ago. I hope she dies of her obvious eating disorder so her stupid show will end… and soon…
nikki | December 16, 2005 at 4:43 pm
what i don’t get is what man in his right mind would want to bag such a scrawny unattractive biyatch? clue me in here.
batteryacidqueen | December 16, 2005 at 4:46 pm
Someone please feed her some;
pasta, mashed potatoes & gravy, oatmeal and other various food that will stick to her skeleton…maybe when she gains a few pounds men might find her attrative and she can stop bitching about being single.
Anyone remember the Seinfeld she was on..? The “they’re real and they’re fabulous” episode?? She was like 30 lbs heavier. You can so tell she has an eatting disorder. Jesus, her daughter probably couldn’t even fit into her clothing and shes like.. 30 years younger.
Way to be a role model mom!
andrea22 | December 16, 2005 at 5:31 pm
She is a haggard old woman
derekd | December 16, 2005 at 5:39 pm
UGH! Look at that pic! What a fuckin’ dog! WOOF!
SpiderMomma | December 16, 2005 at 7:22 pm
She looks like Skeletor’s twin.
Sally | December 17, 2005 at 1:51 am
I wish someone would write something like that about me so I could get an apology cheque… Friggin rich people – they’re ALREADY rich… I don’t have money, why doesn’t anybody give ME anything? Why do they purposely try to run me over every morning on my way to work instead? Excuse me, I have to find a hook and some rope now…
Sheva | December 17, 2005 at 1:59 pm
From the Seinfeld episode to now, has she really lost that much weight. Guess I can’t tell.
But I can tell she is definitely looking haggard.
This show took off from where the haggard ho’s of Sex and the City left off.
Selfish, self-indulgent, self-absorbed but now too haggard to get what they want. (The guys have moved on to the fresher line.)
HollyJ | December 17, 2005 at 4:44 pm
Her right eye appears to be lazy. Sexy.
ravishingr | December 19, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Does anyone else think she kind of looks like michael jackson in that photo?