Teri Hatcher: Triathlete

September 13th, 2009 // 65 Comments

Here’s Teri Hatcher changing out of her wetsuit while competing in the 2009 Nautica Triathlon yesterday in Malibu, and I love how a devotion to athleticism obviously hasn’t shrunk her ample breasts. It’s almost as if God smiled down upon her and said “The normal rules don’t apply to you, Teri Hatcher, and also, fantastic bikini line management. That’s right, I looked.” (God’s a peeping Tom. What’re ya gonna do?)

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. Nero

    Does she like it a bit rough?!

  2. Rhialto

    She likes to go deep.

  3. Greg

    I knew I loved Terri for a great reason… her body, lol

  4. Jim Jones

    False advertising. She looks way better with clothes on than without. She can hide the lumps.

  5. anony

    Maybe she beat that meth habit.
    Her teeth are still gray, though.
    Get thee to some bleaching, babe…

  6. Steve O

    ” 27. Venom is Back, Bitch – September 13, 2009 9:16 PM

    LOL @ Fish’s crush on this hag. Her tits were sagging to her stomach 15 years ago… and he’s complimenting her 15 years later.

    Did someone lie to you and tell you what you think matters or that your weak ass insults come across as witty? You mustve mistaken this for the forum of people who actually give a fuck what you say.

    Yet another keyboard casanova…..we know, we know- you could do SO much better. You just ‘choose not to’. You *prefer* the fat ugly hookers. Gotcha.

  7. That’s looking not polite…

  8. Ever she be shame with changing cloths over public?

  9. Better to have manner when change clothes….

  10. What makes this sister .. _?

  11. God … he’s very strong …

  12. Very nice pictures. Hope this was not Teri´s last triathlon.

  13. OK, flipping through all of these pictures of her just changing her clothes is making me tired, and I’m going to go take a nap. I can’t even begin to think of how boring being in this event must be. And, to think of the smell, everyone there must just reek of sweat and piss and rubber….

  14. This proves,unlike her acting,she isn’t a real clums.

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